A thread for discussion about Serbian politics and the upcoming election

A thread for discussion about Serbian politics and the upcoming election.

> Date
2 April 2017

> Details
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_presidential_election,_2017

> Quick Rundown
> Aleksander Vucic
Massively the front-runner, somewhere between 45 and 55% in every poll. Used to be /ourguy/, now pro-EU, basically Serbian Merkel. Wants to keep good relations with Russia.

> Sasa Jankovic
Far left, basically everything this board stands against - pro-EU, pro-gay, pro-Islam... Mainly supported by minorities and women.

> Vojislav Seselj
Based, used to be /ourguy/, now obviously shilling for Vucic (possibly blackmailed). Hard Eurosceptic, anti-Islam, claims he wants to make Serbia great again.

> Vuk Jeremic
Centrist, diplomat, one of our most successful, but too left-leaning to be president, pro-EU. Did a good job as president of UN general assembly.

> Bosko Obradovic
Possibly /ourguy/. Anti-Islam, pro-Russia and in support of pan-Slavism.

> Ljubiša Preletačević
"Comedian", tries to mock politicians, basically an unfunny cunt. Most likely Soros-funded.

Other candidates won't have more than 3% and are not worth mentioning.

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Fingers crossed for Obradovic.

Good luck based Srbija.

Good luck, Serbs.

Where can we watch results come in?

What time are we expecting results?

Let's hope that Vucic gets below 50%.

There is no /ourguy/ in Serbian politics. Everyone who thought Vucic/Toma was /ourguy/ was wrong, Everyone who thought Seselj was /ourugy/ was wrong (no he wasn't blackmailed he is just a greedy politician cunt just like all of 'em)
>B-but this guy will be different! He is totally /ourguy/, y-you're just a shill!

If anyone was actually a Sup Forumsack do you ACTUALLY believe he'd even be allowed to run? He'd be in jail somewhere, nobody would fucking allow a person like that to run. Obradovic is 100% aware he won't win, he's only running to secure a seat in the parlament by shilling his votes out to the highest bidder in the 2nd round of elections. Need proof? Dveri and Separatisti Vojvodine were in a coalition during the last parlamentary elections. Whoever wins, Serbia loses. We are fucked as a nation, until some pro-Serbian Hitler (A fucking dictator that actually loves this country and is capable) comes, which is unlikely to happen in the near future

TL;DR, we don't have a guy in these elections and we are fucked for at least another decade, if we're lucky

we'll get the stream of some channel on the election day (sunday)

thanks brahs, but it kind of looks bleak from here. i'm considering voting jeremic because he's the only one who stands chance for the 2nd round

Also bump, i'd like to see this thread going

controlled opposition at this point

Brilliant. Can't wait to get comfy on Sunday. This and the Armenian election will make for a comfy evening.

Would Jeremic be better than Vucic?

Tell me more...

Wouldn't be better or worse, they are all shilling for the EU while trying to keep "friendly" relations with Russia. Literally nothing would change in our country whoever wins. None of these "candidates" even has a policy, there was never a debate between them and they even stopped promising shit.

GO BASED BOSKO

>Toma and Vucic BTFO SRS, create SNS
>SRS can't even get 5% of the popular vote
>Seselj released
>SRS fanboys go apeshit
>SRS can actually do things
>Seselj comes to Serbia
>Burns down a Croatian flag
>"HAHA YEA, DUMB CROATS BTFO!!!"
>HDZ reelected after a decade (i think)
>Seselj wins like 30% of the vote in parlamentary elections
>"HELL YEA HE WILL NOW BTFO VUCIC IN THE GOVERNMENT TOO WE WILL BE GR8 AGAIN"
>Seselj shills out to Vucic as much as humanly possible
>Literally promises to honor and award Vucic if he becomes presidnet (pic related)

Seselj is a shill and everyone who is still unironically in his party is a backwards ass stupid hillbilly who remembers the 90s and wants another war against Croatia.

am i the only one who missed this timeline of seselj getting 30%?

an EU shill, but a nationalist, would keep everything the same with a little less cuck rhetoric, but could initiate the break of the SNS power structure and do far less damage than Vucic

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kek leads my hand, his digits prove it

My bad, he got 8% but that's basically just as good as getting 30% if Vucic gets 55% regardless. He was 3rd in the popular vote count anyway

Look here, people.

If we started memeing on time, we could meme someone like Stamatovic to power, the only one who is pretty much ideal.

Unfortunately, the fact is we didn't, so we got a choice: Vucic, Jankovic, Jeremic, Beli.

Jeremic is the lesser evil. I'm simply being realistic. This is the best possible outcome.

He's your friend. He fights for freedom.

Vote for Sasa!

Make Serbia Great Again

We couldn't meme shit in power, Serbs alone don't have enough power to use meme magic and nobody else gives a shit about us. We memed trump into presidency because that was a combined effort from all of mankind

Let me get this straight, you guys basically are stuck like Germans in that you can either choose merkel (vucic) or Shultz (Janković). Now there's the meme Beli, who can honestly bring youth attention from all of Europe, but seems to be leftist too.
Tldr it doesn't matter yet, no solid right wing populist.

Nor would one be allowed, ever.

We had once a solid right wing president and the West didn't like it.

Well, if we had a meme-worthy candidate who could start some shit, we would have the help of Sup Forums, but you idiots fell for the obvious Vucic/Jankovic shills/trolls, and now it's too fucking late.

such as @119101926

From my understanding he was a commie, and he lost krajina.
I would say Vucic will win but Beli is a good thing. Populists are the answer, even if he isn't the right one, he has the right idea.

>I lie to my people and they love it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEhWOa-D3Wo

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THE ONLY TRUE CHOICE!i wish he ran, i think he would actually come close to winning it lol

The truly redpilled candidate is Stamatović or Fajgelj

Not necessarily a commie. He was a nationalist and a socialist, but i guess not a national-socialist? Also he didn't "lose" anything, he got fucked

t. Someone who actually despises Slobo with a fucking passion and thinks he's everything that went wrong in the 90s along with Tudjman and Alija

He got fucked by NATO i mean

If Vucic gets elected then you morons truly deserve everything bad that you've had to endure so far.

>From my understanding he was a commie,
Yugoslavia back then was communist as Russia and China today and we only lost Krajina thanks to the Western interventune,he will be the only based president we will probably ever have

Agreed

>pro-Russia
>ourguy
Fuck off s*rbshit.

We know russkie tricks and we ain't falling for them.

You either contribute to society or you ides pod mac!

youtube.com/watch?v=t6Q91bGUOWM

Most people are selling their vote for arround 20 euros and he also promised prisoners to shorten their sentences if they vote for him,we can't do shit we are all royaly fucked.

Good luck guys, know fuckall about your politics other than you are seemingly determined to push for EU membership hope it works out for you, w/e happens.

@119103069
no (You)s for (((you))) faggot

Better than being a w*sterner desu

Preferably the best and the most Sup Forums approved is who basically wants us to become the new jews and annex everything that exists, and to build wall too but towards everyone, probably making Serbia be considered a civilization and continent and maybe even dimension of it's own, like it should

But dude isn't running, doesn't believe in democracy (or satanocracy as he calls it)

Just annex us all ready we can be like your new Kaliningrad or some other shit just end our missery.We have plenty off coal and other natural resources btw

idk, ik some people who know fajgelj and they know him as an alright guy, but he seems like the redpill made him crazy.
all memes aside, the party which is on the right path is dveri, but they need to drop some shit that's retarded:
>alliance with russia
>entire anti-gay stuff, i don't like them, but fucking leave people alone
>all the church shit, they need to stay strongly behind secularity
also, i don't get why no party in serbia advocates american-style free speech, where nothing is off-limits.not only it is the shit, it would get them more votes.if they don't adapt to a modern right-wing party type soon, they'll ultimately fail.
>mfw i am from dorcol and i'll never switch shifts with the tesanovic family and stone junkies and dealers to death

better a good tyrant then a democraticly elected criminal

Every day

Our government is still too busy worrying about non existent opposition and engaging in suppression of free speech and flagrant corruption to improve our own economy, much as I wish it was Joining RF would only better than joining EU in a social sense, in every other sense it's just another flawour of bad decision.

Šešelj - Jelinčič alliance when

he accepted to be part of vucic's government, he is an idealist I'll give him that but man does he have bad judgement, tho he would atleast destroy us with best intentions

>non existent opposition
>literally losing in information warfare to libshits
>meanwhile they're making cringy memes like pic related

we're doomed, m8
and you know it

revolution is inevitable
peace was never an option

that picture triggers me, but western leaders laugh seeing all those goyim kaffir heads detached
agreed. From from I heard RSK had the chance to have their own autonomous republic with airport but milosevic wanted more, but that might be western propaganda
explain

I used to think a revolution was inevitable in Serbia, but it hasn't happened yet, nor will it probably, any time soon at least

we need necromancy asap

If we only listened...
youtube.com/watch?v=kx_Yhofedag&t=651s

meant for

Counter cultures be counter cultures.

Much like a lot of anti-trump memes, this anti-putin meme misses the point so badly that it looks like a pro putin meme.

Libshits are sure more uppity, but given that they have no power, authority, or real relevant popular support they aren't going anywhere fast.

Besides, if we must have capitalism, internal business should rely on liberal economic principles, not corruption farm that it is now, if their incessant whining will move us at least somewhat in that direction I'd be a happy camper.

It's not like anyone would give them power over foreign or social policy any time soon.

you done goofed m8

when I get emotional I do things with out even checking,but Sloba was based no matter what our neighbours talk about him

kek at the image

SRBE NA VRBE

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WAIT WAIT WAIT
There's one thing why many people despise Dveri, that most of Serbs here (one of which I am) forgot to mention, and without mentioning it there would be absolutely no reason why Dveri doesn't get at least 20% (unlike the 3% it got and barely enteret the parliament in coalition with DSS that had 2%, 5% is the parliament census). The thing is with many Bosko's fans is that they are functioning like a cult. Some of them can show up as pretty violent and Bosko himself once attacked a journalist (she worked for a shit television, but an attack nonetheless) and ONE MORE THING which makes Bosko an illegitimate candidate is because he wants to "support the Serbian industry and agriculture instead of giving subventions to foreign investors". That's just populism, Serbia is in debt so bad it can't support jack shit. That's why it depends on foreign investors from UAE, Qatar and EU in general. Look at it like this: if the Serbian goverment has 1 000 000 euros to spend atm, they can't support no industry or agriculture with that money, that's chump pocket, BUT, if he subventions a foreign company that is prepared to hire 100 workers (10 000 euros subvention per worker), they can open a new workplace. If the Serbian goverment keeps the money atm, the debt will drain it. So it's impossible to "make MMF go away and support Serbian industry and farms". This is irreversible and will only be fixable in about 50 years from now on.

Bottom line, Bosko doesn't know economics very well, althrough he is very good at dealing with social issues (he is Pro-Religion (orthodox christian), Pro-Military, Anti-Gay, Anti-Vaccine, Anti-Drugs) so he should be a minister or something but not a president.

Jeremic is the only sensible solution, and this comes from a guy that is ultimate right wing.

Another candidate worth noting (at least) is Aleksandar Popovic, DSS candidate, he doesn't say that much about himself but is similar to Bosko

the only good thing about dveri is they're a modern right-wing party.they're filling a gap on the political spectrum, but suma sumarum they're shit, just like the rest.

this tbph

i don't know if stamatovic (not an option in this election, unfortunately) would be true to his word if he created a party of his own, but he could be /ourguy/. we can only hope and meme

Bosko, Popovic and Stamatovic are good.
God i hope Beli doesn't win by meme magic

First for based SHESHEL

Ok. Bosko has a problem in that he's just Vacic with an above room temperature IQ. Bosko's smart enough not to get banned, unlike Vacic.
Bosko's populism has it's problems. However he has a point in which budget cuts should be made. Subsidies don't work, Dinkic is a 3rd rate politician, subsidizing foreign investment is beyond stupid because it ensures that those investors are coming just for the subsidies and will then leave.

Popovic has the right idea but sadly he won't get much support.
Stamatovic as well.
The two of them know more about economics than Bosko, and even if Bosko wins he'd have a hard time implementing his policies.

I disagree i have doubts about Jeremic. He's as sleazy as it gets. Also, his pedigree is problematic. (Grandson of a major muslim communist politician that is infamous for the Agrokomerc affair)

Also, after what Jankovic said about Srebrenica i don't think he could win.
His fate is sad. He's resigned to be a shill, a useful idiot and bogeyman that the government uses.

> (small) austria is the biggest investor in serbia, a country from which we can learn

>russia screwed our economy by stealing NIS and is as shit tier as we are if not worse

kill yourselfs russiacucks

That's true. Tell me how do you know this?
Privatizing NIS was so dumb. Selling it in a regular bidding would have given us much more money and made it a much better company (still it's monopoly poses an issue).
Russians promised us a pipeline in return, but sadly due to the EU Russia tensions it has been called off.

Hey Serbia, Sorry about the a decade back, we had no reasom to bomb you poor bastards back in the 1990s.. You guys were simply removing the turkroaches.. Now, Before you guys get ass raped by the Eu, i suggest you give em a middle finger and invade Kosovo.. (if possible) And use gurilla warfare to snare the little Shits good. Good luck.-A biased Catholic Friend

t.serb diaspora

selling (they stole it) your petroleum industry is always a bad decision, because its crucial to any economy (at least until now) and its the most profitable industry.

its nearly impossible that a national petroleum company is not profitable except...

look what bozgurs made out of MOL

even croats are trying to buy back their INA from MOL, while our cucks are asking for more russian dick, just embarrassing

Seselj shilling for Vucic? Really?

Yes, he even said he would form a coalition with him if he gave up on EU.

>anti-gay stuff

What anti-gay stuff?

>all the church shit

They cut all connections to church once they became a political party


All the thins that you mention are usual propaganda against them. Serbian liberals try to paint them as stubborn traditionalist because they don't have nothing else to criticize them for.

That was Bill Clintons doing.

He didn't attack anybody you idiot, watch actual videos from that event. Stupid bitch hit Ivan Kostic and then claimed that she was attacked.

>Šešelj
>shilling for Vučić
Learn already, you fucking retards, not being as hard on Vučić as on leftist faggots does not mean shilling for him.