>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Bros, how do I convince my baby sister to move away from this shithole? She's lived in ShitCongo for five years now.
> 22 > only dated one guy in her life > white > kind
I tell you this to let you know she's not some dumb urbanite thot who deserves what is coming to her.
How can I convince her to leave this place?
Ryder Brooks
Enjoy listening to the audio version of Liberal Utopia...
Jason Ross
theres some niggers out there and they are nigging
Adrian Reed
this is standard chicago senpai listen in tonight and you'll hear quadruple that, because it's friday, and saturday we go chimpout because it's gibs day, a weekend, and good weather
Easton Gray
nigs gonna nog
Joseph Scott
The nigs reproduce like rodents. Half of these gangbangers who die at 19 have 3+ kids already. If not for the shootings and abortions, there would probably be 4x the amount of nigs here.
Illinois is also losing more population than any state in the country, more people move out of here than move in. So they've been bringing in thousands of refugees to Chicago and Rockford, and probably every city.
Thomas Ramirez
nice trips..
Also
>3rd of the month >EBT and Gibs get reloaded on gubmint giftcards >robbery, murder, drug dealing, etc spike
Michael Martinez
Where in chicago does she live?
I lived on the northside for a few years and I rarely left my neighborhood unless I was leaving the city all together or going downtown.
Luis Davis
What the fuck? Did they actually find a lone hand? That's amazing, how does a nigger end up losing a hand in the hood?
Nolan Smith
Chicago is a large place. Saying you live in Chicago doesn't mean that you are living in a bad area.
Plus you only hear about the worse parts of Chicago. The dispatch isn't going to reward good niggas. It's not a great place to be, but it is good in a lot of areas.
Jordan Martin
Near Wrigley Field. It's supposedly "safe" but she told me just a few months ago how she was almost kidnapped by her nigger immigrant uber driver.
Jordan Martin
By all reports, north = not Chicongo. It's not ideal, but not the middle east with malt liquor and snow.
if she's made it this long and not been chewed up, she'll probably be ok. Buy door and window grates, maybe invest in a gun, when everything goes belly up, wait for the national guard to mop up.
Link her to the fucking scanner feed, if that doesn't make her think, then i'm sorry.
Jose Bell
Why so many fucking Animal Abuse cases?
Evan James
Its a big city so its not "safe"
but is right.
The neighborhood is what matters. With that you can seriously just cross a street and youre in a shitty part of town.
I left years ago and moved to NW Illinois when I got married. No way in hell Im raising kids there. The city draws younger people because its a fun place. Chicago would be a great city if it could get these niggers under control.
Anthony Powell
I live with humans; what zone/district has the best monkeyshines?
Justin Wright
> Buy door and window grates, maybe invest in a gun, when everything goes belly up, wait for the national guard to mop up.
Good advice. I've been meaning to take her to the range with me.
Genocide the South Side.
Jacob Howard
It's hard to do user. Chicago can be a fun place to live, and there are so many great things about it, it's just the blacks and gangs that bring it down and are ruining it. But a lot of young people seem to have a false sense of security about the city, so it's hard to convince them that there's anything to worry about.
Maybe if she won't leave, you can encourage her to take self-defense classes and get her FOID/CCW. I wouldn't want to be a young white woman walking around Chicago at night.
Gavin Ortiz
MACHETE IN THE BATHROOM
David King
MACHETE IN THE BATHROOM >MACHETE IN THE BATHROOM
Isaiah Flores
They find fucking chunks of people all the time. Mostly limbs, feet, hands, legs. Been a couple severed heads, and organs, but those might have been an animal. bones, eyes, all laying around the street for some cop to have come take a look at.
Why? Who knows. People get shot, stabbed or injured in various ways, lose things. Most of it comes down to theft. If Da'quaris loses some fingers trying to nab vodka from 7-11, then that's just the cost of doing fucking business as a Real Nigga.
A fucker tried to steal a goddamn fence earlier. Two bitches trying to kill eachother with hammers. Someone got lit on fire, refused to say how or why. If someone made a movie about a few weeks night shift in the cop shop of chicago or detroit they'd end up in jail for racism.
It's all true, Robert. Every stereotype, every "fake study", every bullshit everything, it's true, right here, with dope ambient soundtrack. Cops put down a mandate that they had to show more white criminals because they were getting sued for being too racist.
pour a drink, get a bowl of snacks, pop on GTA 2 and let's listen to Shadowrun LARP.
Eli Carter
Just got into town for their exam tommrow. To the user who recommended the Rosas Blues bar or whatever thanks I plan on going tonight if I don't stop fucking around in Chinatown. Pic kinda related.
Charles Williams
SNORTING A LOT OF DRUGS IN THE LAUNDRY
Nolan Gomez
This feed is fantastic.
William Sullivan
> going from person to person asking if they wanna buy heroin
Like its goddamn girl scout cookies.
Anthony Mitchell
Kill-ogram cause his weight will kill him
Adam Young
Are you the user doing the CPD test? If so good luck user.
Hudson Cooper
>chainsaw last night >machete today
Blake Nguyen
That's me. Thanks, the study guide was a joke(city job so not too shocked) no clue how the fuck people can't pass that thing.
Easton Jenkins
kek... then offering to sell them and staying to wash your clothes.
fucking niggers are so dumb i cant handle it.
I spent 3 months in cook county jail and it was the most horrible experience of my life.
The fucking building is rotting. The rof leaked on my bunk.
Got into a fight over checkers
Guards were cool cause I respected them and kind of hooked me up with extras sometimes like spices from the kitchen for my food and coffee. They didnt sell coffee on commissary.
Slammed a niggers face with a phone 5 times or maybe more because he tried kicking me off the phone.
I fucking hate that shit city
Julian Barnes
Rosa's is a good bar and it's fine. Just don't wander down to the neighborhood south of there (Humboldt Park). It's still....in transition. But you'll be fine otherwise. Logan Square to the north is hipster central.
Jace Cox
What did you do to get 3 months?
Henry Cooper
> dat post > dat ID
Warpig, indeed.
Tyler Thompson
>4 females breaking in >can see on camera >2front >2back
>assault x
>babysitter kicked them in the back
>battery x
>crying chilren x
>dog ran in car >F
>got grapped by the neck >security holding him down
>missing person
>pitbull runnng wild >confirmed dangerous
Jose Bennett
Thanks for the tip! Kek So a midnight tour of Terror Town would be illadvised?
Brandon Howard
FIREWORKS
Wyatt Johnson
I heard fireworks too!
Let's hope that this is confirmed.
Juan Hall
THROWING BRICKS AT 3RD FLOOR WINDOWS
Luke Rogers
PARTIAL PLATE, LY4 - DETECTIVE ROBERT ON THE CASE
Eli Flores
just stay in the downtown area if you wanna be safe, headphones on even if you aren't listening to anything so you can ignore people wanting gibs.
Carson Thompson
Jumper
Grayson Fisher
FLAILING ARMS ON LEGDE OF PARKING GARAGE 6 OR 7 STORY
kek I think you missed the woman getting hit by the mail truck.
Dylan Gonzalez
It's very likely. Pavement apes use them to disguise the sound of gunshots.
Jason King
Hospitalized a nigger for smacking my girlfriends ass out front of a bar.
Broke his nose with a beer bottle. Broke his jaw with my boot. Broke his arm with the nigger beater I kept under my car seat which is just a steel rod for the game horseshoes.
The problem was I went to my car to get it and came back.
It was my first offense ever so the state only charged me with simple battery. Judge gave me 6 months so I served 3.
Austin Thompson
god I want to become a police officer but i live in a small ass town were we only have 13 FUCK
I need to find a place to live in the sticks near a big city
David Hill
I'm going to be mostly south loop area. Near my hotel and the testing location tomm, McCormick place. And fuck do they want the gibs >say brother you got... Living in NYC I hear that shit all the time
Austin Brown
Doing Gods work. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Ian Cruz
F
Tyler Morales
My first thought was Camus' The Stranger, when you said you went back.
Nicholas Diaz
Looking for a Juden
Isaac Brown
>Looking for a Jude
OY VEY
Jaxson Hall
Hispanics selling weapons out of cars at a gas station.
That's some Fallout shit.
Robert Garcia
That's what I heard too.
Jason Richardson
>You will be hearing about robberies and violence galore around any of the 24 hour shops that accept EBT cards. >1st and 15th of the month have huge spikes in violence. >Tuesday and Wednesday nights are also VERY violent. Why? Because those are the nights that drugdealers and pimps go out to party. Those are their weekends since they are working the entire weekend for everyone else.
Parker Barnes
Ha, if you're taking the CPD test, you'll be one of the fixtures in terror town. I still would recommend sticking to the main streets and staying north of North Avenue on a Friday night.
Gabriel Long
The hispanics are taking over tonight. >rolling for race war
most of the mexicans are inside when night falls, for they fear robert. the night is all about male black.
Kevin Cook
Haha! user you mean I won't get posted in Wrigleyville or Gold Coast? Wtf!? I figured they stick the rookies In Englewood(007 I think) and Austin, but my Spanish is shit DESU.
Yeah I planned on it, better safe than sorry and all that shit.
