Wake up

>wake up
>not in the european union

So fucking happy lads. Anyone else want to leave? Its comfy.

>tfw in the EU forever

>wake up at 12:39
>we're still in the EU for at least another 2 years
>retarded VPN faggot trying to shitpost but cant figure out timezones

Not if it dies

Argentina is going to invade the Falklands again when the UK finally does break from the EU.

They are going to try and bankrupt you into ceding the islands.

Karen thread, dess

>cede this
>ceded that

did someone make a thread telling you faggots the meaning of the word cede?
why has it suddenly become a fucking buzzword for you faggots

And even if they did TRY and invade the Falklands, even if they TRIED to put a SINGLE troop within a mile of the coast, there'll be bombers on their way to Ascension

Does the RAF even have strategic bombers anymore?

You are still in the EU faggot. For atleast 2 more years. Probably 3 knowing how slow brits are with paperwork

We have Tornados
probably some drone stoo

But nothing like the Vulcan anymore, or a B-2 or B-52

...

You can do it. You have an economy xd

You guys might want to hit up Trump for some B-2s. I heard there was a plan to buy a few.

The Tornado is getting up there in age and most definitely doesn't have the range required without mid-air refueling. Even then does it carry a conventional payload enough to make a difference? I'm sure firing 4 ASMs at an invitation fleet might case havoc, but not stop it.

Then you have to wait a week or more for your carrier strike group.

I'm thinking /thread

Things I'll miss from London:

>Fried chicken shops everywhere (It's like the city was made by niggers)
>Brownies
>Muffins
>24h Tesco with 80's disco music playing at night
>Friji Choco smoothies
>When the winter is finally over and Spring and Summer actually make Britain beautiful
>The blue hue England's skies takes on during sun set
>Parks everywhere
>Free Museums
>Heinz beans
Farewell

Oops, forgot one

>Gibraltar being British


Yeah, definitely gonna miss that one.

I'm proud of you Dad

For the Commonwealth! For the Empire!

Why would anyone want a B-2?

I mean in all seriousness, it was a nice idea and probably useful to have around during the cold war, but these days if you're trying to strike a target where you need stealth technology, you'd probably be better off sending a high precision missile or a drone

Manned aircraft are definitely becoming a thing of the past

>tfw British passport and Irish passport holder
>tfw hedging your bets accordingly

>Spanish Armada when?

Will the economy finally fix this?