Golden showers

Golden showers

Lmao varg has a new friend hopefully he doesn't stab this one

that would be pretty shocking. turns out he is insane.

you can tell he's really excited like a little kid it's hilarious

He has a friend :D

is she about to get GOLDENED

my dream is now to train and find varg and get him to teach me his norse ways.

This would be badass

Why are they such faggots. Golden one looks like a literal snow monkey. Varg looks like a zombie.

They've been through hell, my man.
Goldie locks has had to sacrifice his entire life for Sweden, Varg had to flee the country, because he killed a dude.

I was wondering why a guy with a Scandinavian name lived in Bordeaux. Dude may as well be a moor being that close to Spain.

He looks so excited.

Varg needs to sort himself.

He's from Norway, just like you're from Reddit.

>latsbrah, a misc shitposter, ends up being a white nationalist who does colabs with a norwegian black metal musician
Reality is a parody of itself.

top kek

Lol Reddit calling someone else Reddit. Hilarious.

>2:25

Yeah, Varg is the kind of online friend that you make sure stays an online friend

he's had enough trouble with the law for one lifetime. He's harmless now

>we will go bearhunting in a manly way
>varg and latsbrah end up mauled by a bear
whew

This, lel. I like the lad and agree with him on most issues, but I'd be constantly vigilant around him, in a way that I'm not even in the streets in Brazil.

who here is /truefriends/

>choosing Varg as your teacher
I'm going to help you start your quest, user.

The runes at night
are big and bright
deep in the heart of Texas

Find pic related and you learn the ancient ways.

kek I didn't realize varg lived that much off the grid. He has a perfectly working internet connection and computer but uses a sun heated shower :OOO!