SOMEONE PARKED IN MOMS HANDICAPPED SPOT ROBERT WILL WORK HIS MAGIC
Aiden Cook
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Adrian Lopez
Nog just slapped an old lady in a chicken joint, get your goddamn popcorn popped.
Tomorrow is the first, gibs day, also a weekend. Also, it is supposed to be nearly 60 degrees over the weekend.
We stand on the entryway of hell, boys.
Samuel Morales
>keys checked
Christian Anderson
When this thread reaches its limit, recycle this one:
Jackson Davis
The official friday night card, let's see what turns up.
Got some ginger beer, oyster crackers, and playing GTA 2, get cozy folks.
Liam Hernandez
31 March 2017 20:34 Reporting in
Gooooood morning
Dominic Hughes
I'm drinking, smoking, and making OC by trying to figure out GIMP. Gonna be a nice weekend, I think.
Jonathan King
NURSING HOME ELDERLY HIT IN MOUTH
Easton Ramirez
Old folks gettin rowdy
Sebastian Johnson
Good morning, Robert, we're gonna start you with a nigger fight in an alley. Check your keys.
Jack Sanchez
bump with happenings:
>chainsaw last night >machete today >going from person to person asking if they wanna buy heroin >user asking Why so many fucking Animal Abuse cases? >3rd of the month - EBT and Gibs get reloaded on gubmint giftcards >robbery, murder, drug dealing, etc spike >7 people murdered in a 4 block area yesterday. >there were 2 negresses fighting with hammers last night >Female in a headscarf hit her, Muslim assault >Door kicked in for a water heater theft >babysitter kicked children in the back >Someone reporting a death >SNORTING A LOT OF DRUGS IN THE LAUNDRY >4 females breaking in, can see on camera, 2frontside, 2backside >dog ran in car >pitbull runnng wild, confirmed dangerous >crying chilren >THROWING BRICKS AT 3RD FLOOR WINDOWS >Looking for a Juden. >Hispanics selling weapons out of cars at a gas station. >Black Malibu tinted windows 2010-2012 Male with shotgun >truck vs building >TRUCK VS POLE >2 black cars chasing each other >hispanics, flashing gangsigns, chasing drivers off >Hot Dispatch flirting >Male selling peanuts on the street >security restraining >a nigger stealing a fence >Bastian Schweinsteiger, Ana Ivanovic get a crash course on Chicago >The discovery of 8-year-old Gizzell Ford's tortured body in a trash-strewn Chicago apartment set off a firestorm of shock >some black dude peeing on public property >fights at the school >slapped 3 yer old in the face >gangmembers with guns in the area
Jayden Martin
>male black beating up female black
Well at least it wasn't weird at shift start...
Jeremiah James
BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
Carter Allen
>Hot Dispatch flirting Need me to check your keys, user?
loud nigress in a yellow hat shouting from the roof that someone stole her purse, fucking with anyone in reach
Fuckin' friday.
Parker Adams
Robert dosnt give a fuck about the form of Gov. As long as there are nigger, spics, jews -he has a job to get done.
Alexander Phillips
I didn't know cranes could be so comfy
Jason Diaz
>a nigger stealing a fence
Jace Barnes
>Battery in progress and >men on the ground
Jayden Anderson
MALE BLACK THREATENING TO STAB AND SHOOT
Lucas Garcia
Stab and shoot!
Tyler Young
Comfy as fuck till it malfunctions and you're free falling from 30 stories up. Not so comfy then.
Noah Cooper
GAS LEAK
Noah Turner
>I got a male black threatening to stab and shoot someone.
Like...the same guy, or split up between a few?
Ian Collins
But after that comfy for eternity.
Joseph Phillips
>either >both
Nolan Perry
I just cant stop laughing for some reason.
Connor Gomez
BURGLARY IN PROGRESS
MAYBE DOMESTIC MAYBE
Boyfriend rolling back in to steal shit, who has money on coalburner?
Caleb Carter
>Ex-boyfriend breaking into girls house
Kevin Davis
niggers being niggers
Aiden Adams
>mom locked him out of the house
Jack Perez
MOM LOCKED HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH NO COAT
Mason Smith
Ill bet they are all black
digits get
Jackson Richardson
Did she say a man needs euthanized because his mother locked him out the house?
Wyatt Smith
*giggle*
Ian Reed
>frustrated dispatcher groans and whining
Fucking umf
>that saucy bitch with the quiet mic giggling
This is possibly the best stream ever, just need some shots fired...
Grayson Fisher
omg I want a crane now
Blake Jones
the suns going down soon, won't be long
Wyatt Watson
>try to get white on bingo
James Torres
nah suns gone and streets are lit. Its just waiting.
Jonathan Lewis
>male and female fighting in the parking lot kek
Asher Sullivan
>Chicago police threads returning after a year of hibernation
Why the long hiatus?
Blake Cruz
it only happens during the day because even white criminals have respectful working hours
Nathan Perry
They do something like 20 hr shifts sometimes. Plus, the amount of responsibility is insane. People die all the time. The pay is pretty good, though. All in all, comfy level 7/10
Ethan Sanders
2 GANG BANGERS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO EXIT THE WALGREENS
David Cooper
Curly mullet. Shits about to go down.
Ryder Gutierrez
Election stole all the thunder now that it's done, can go back to regular happenings
Aiden Diaz
gonna be another rough night for walgreens
Angel Sanders
>Gang waiting for someone outside Walgreens >Red Curly Mullet dis gonna be good
Blake Hernandez
Your $800 fence could bring $30 in scrap metal. A few years ago homeless guys were killing each other over scrap metal in South Bend Indiana (about 2 hours east of Chicago, a stop on the Detroit>Chi drug dealing belt).
Matthew Murphy
Two bottles of lotion.
John Cooper
DROPPED 2 BOTTLES OF STOLEN LOTION RUNNING FROM WALGREENS
Ryan Wright
Break out the Nivea, I'm feelin' kinda ashy
Henry Bell
Two bottles of Nivea!
Jackson Carter
Nigga was criminally ashy.
Angel Long
They max out at 60k
Good benefits though because 'muh unions'
I fix pool related problems for rich people in the Chicagoland area and I made 60k in the 7 month season. Another 15 in the winter.
Robert Stewart
SHOTS AND CHILDREN SCREAMING
Hudson Perez
Its kicking off. Damn.
Kevin Cruz
>he's out there trying to steal lotion? >it's pretty cold out here ma'am >but two bottles? >wanted to sell the other i bet.
you couldn't make this goddamn feed into a cop show. and then:
>shots and kids screaming
Fuck, it's not even been dark long...
Jeremiah Carter
I'm talking guys from the South. Should've clarified.
Juan Baker
Anyone watching LIVE PD?
It is a show on the A&E channel that shows ride alongs with different Police departments around the United States on live tv in real time.
Most of the people getting arrested are sheboon/heboons, or obvious illegals.
It airs for 3 hours a night on friday and saturday night 9pm to 12am.
For extra fun viewers can and have tweeted to the show things that cops missed and in real time they have gone back and found stuff like drugs and thanked the viewers.
Samuel Anderson
Translation >we can't fix your parking ticket if you get one tonight.
Gavin Reed
one has to do the job.
in a white neighbourhood 60k might be justified for comfy job Robert needs more, tbqh
also
>55-charlie sounds tired, has to deal with a windowsmasher
Oliver Evans
I am now. Thanks for the heads up.
Jacob Williams
Bet they get shut down for being racists before too long. Cops had to change their programming lineup to show more white people so they'd stop getting sued.
Plus we run all night.
Benjamin Roberts
Sassy levels are rising.
Henry Rogers
Light pole is sleepy.
Jose Hill
Donuts!
Brody Taylor
Some fucking saucy girls on the mic tonight...
Also >lightpole is leaning
it's gonna be she keeps giggling into the mic...
Sebastian Hernandez
>dunkin doughnuts don't be the stereotype fellas
Ryan Cooper
Dunkin has by far gotten the most calls this week
Luke Lopez
60k is a good middle class job and respectful.
I guess I was just saying that they should make more.
I fix pool heaters and sometimes fuck some older rich broad and get paid just as well. They are closer to death.
Jaxon Clark
>and sometimes fuck some older rich broad and get paid just as well greentext?
Cooper Gray
Chicago is having a bloody year.
>Already since January, more than 100 people have been murdered in the city — double the number of homicides in Chicago during the first two months last year. The number of shooting incidents is also up by 120 percent compared to the first nine weeks of 2015.
+they stumble daily over body parts
Jonathan Green
>people fighting, now calling the cops on eachother
This is why you fucking bag everyone.
Nolan Perry
Good Call. This is just a lot more fun than listening to the radio.
