/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - INSIDE REAL NIGGA HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

OLD THREAD:

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youtube.com/watch?v=GDWGy563cJ4
msn.com/en-us/news/us/chicago-violence-7-killed-in-one-neighborhood-in-12-hours/ar-BBz7zrr?OCID=ansmsnnews11
nbcchicago.com/news/local/DePaul-University-Student-Shot-During-Attempted-Robbery-Police-417336473.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Fresh OC
1/9

A wild Tyrone appears

fukken saved

>Male friend Tyrone

CHECK YO KEYS CHECK YO KEYS

WE GOT AN OPEN KEY IN THE STATION

2/9

>Andrew Hemphill

She's a beaut

DRUNK CHICAGOAN REPORTING

The most fashwave building ever designed.

3/9

Oooh, bitch! This one is fucking sex.

This ones a fucking masterpiece

4/9

5/9

Keys checked for spicy latina dispatchfu

6/9

Thanks for these awesome thread anons!

I love you guys

Not even midnight and the fire already rises....

ROOKIE BINGO

7/9

CURRENT WEATHER
dry, above freezing
massive chimpout conditions

Yeeee nigga this is fantastic!

Same with this one! KEEP DAT HOT OC COMING!

11/10
Perfection
21-13 Robert

>Threatening to stab security
Wew lad

>nigress gonna stab security because nigger.

Take a shot for every black male wearing all black, guarantee you'll wind up in the ER by midnight

this is one of my favourites ever

8/9

This one is fucking spectacular.

This sounds fun we should be police officers

lol the cops got in a car accident

RARE bingo too, don't get rookies this late that often

what a masterpiece

WEW

Gettin' comfy for the Prime Time Nigging. They're wide awake, they've had some liquor and/or crack, weed, Lean, flakka or whatever the ghetto kids are doing these days. It's just about time for some real nigga keepin' it real shit.

9/9

NIGGERS ON PARTY BUS

Posted this before, but I'm kinda partial to this one.

>bitten by another person

Captcha monkeez drive. What did they mean by this?

prime time nigging kek

i think that'll be the next edition

Thanks, just made that tonight. Getting to learn GIMP.

female black
hope they picked cotton good for your forepappy

10/10 post

I must have missed it, that's fashy as fuck

GHOST RIDE THAT WHIP
youtube.com/watch?v=GDWGy563cJ4

captcha: Drug calle

>that enthusiastic tone from the cop

It ain't all just breaking traffic laws and gunning down jigaboos. There's paperwork and meetings and shit.

CAR HIT PARKED CAR
FEMALE ON THE GROUND
FEMALE HIT BY CAR

another person vs. car call

Female got hit by a carrrr...... Somebody got hit by a carrrrr......
Kek what was wrong with that guy?

are there niggers in Canada?

anyone remember that call from last night

>a woman has jumped out of her boyfriends car, and got run over by another car!

I still fucking lol when I think about it.

Water is cold Robert, don't go in!

Car: 1
Car: 0
Female: -2

7 homicides in Chicago yesterday alone.

msn.com/en-us/news/us/chicago-violence-7-killed-in-one-neighborhood-in-12-hours/ar-BBz7zrr?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Most certainly, but my city is something like 99.7% white.

remember the nig bitch hammer fight?

Lmao yes, I remember that. Such terrible luck to jump out of a moving car only to be hit by another moving car

Darkies are getting better with their aim.

still one of my faves.

Ayyy

anyone got any good bingo cards?

The full call was for a domestic, followed by a vehicular; the nigress and her bf were fighting and THEN she threw herself out of the car.

>Homeland Security Check
>At least 7 blacks hanging out in parking lot

Good times

>thought you had the whole day planned out
I swear I heard the same chick say the same thing early this afternoon.
These bitches are ACHING to be penetrated.

Storm drain niggers from 4th of July week are still my favorite.

holy fuck that pic

>Storm drain niggers
???
Do I even want to know?

Not sure if they are good but made these today.

...

>Storm drain niggers
AYYYYY!
Caller said niggers in a storm drain were pulling a woman down INSTANT MEME.

omg was that a call of "uncle trying to play with her"??

>off his medication

Lagniappe cover all

TFW no hammer

"let us know if he's all right"

>drinking beer
>getting mad kills in CSGO
>listening to chicago burn

This night couldn't get any comfier

Under the O third box

>Caller said niggers in a storm drain were pulling a woman down INSTANT MEME.
Heard of moon-crickets, but not sewer-spiders.

damn i actually want to see that film, it could be our generations Dirty Harry

K E K

...

>in a storm drain
>pulling a woman down
MY SIDES
holy shit I am dying here.

Right?

I NEED this.

Saw one user say he went to youtube to find clips of that movie.

Robert would be a great movie title for a movie about the night beat in Chicongo. Could be a really cool movie if done similarly to End of Watch.

DAUGHTER REMOVAL

Physically remove friend's daughter

Western & Chicago reporting
few nigroes here because Ukrainian Village
good morning Robert

>NOT WANTED
NOT WANTED
>NOT WANTED

Also, 2 Hispanics screaming? What else is new..?

I AM AN AMERICAN AQUARIUM DRINKER

PURPLE HAT

>Two Hispanics screaming
You mean Hispanics?

Chicagoland check in. Report on local crime in your area.

Naperville suburbanite living in Lincoln Park here. Some kid from depaul got shot trying to run away from two Dindu muggers

nbcchicago.com/news/local/DePaul-University-Student-Shot-During-Attempted-Robbery-Police-417336473.html

what are the odds that she's chimping out and clapping her hands?

Only if it's like the Expendables, with every cop movie hero you could think of.

2 bodies in a RIVER. We had sewage niggers now we have RIVER NIGGERS.

Can someone fill me in on Robert?