PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com
APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Joint Session "Unity and Strength"
youtu.be
>Pres Trump meets Legoland PM Rasmussen 3/30/17
youtu.be
>VP Pence swears in best ally ambassador 3/29/17
youtu.be
>FLotUS Melania presents Women of Courage award 3/29/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump/VP Pence speak on Women's Empowerment 3/29/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump hosts drug abuse listening session 3/29/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump hosts reception for Senators 3/28/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump signs EO on Energy Independence 3/28/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump meets w/Fraternal Order of Police 3/28/17
youtu.be
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com
FUN STUFF
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be
>Shadilay
youtu.be
INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be
>American Hero
youtu.be
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "They Aren't Ugly, Guys, Be Nice" EDITION
MOVEMENT
AWOO~
>4th month of Trump presidency
>Sentient sex dolls still not real
>youtube.com
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
What are you up to this evening /ptg/?
Wonderful get!
WEST LOUDOUN BEST LOUDOUN; GAS EAST LOUDOUN FAIRFAX INVADERS
Wasted
Nice. Kek smiles upon Awoo.
shadilay
Tick, tock, Drumpfkins. One by one, Trump's allies will be eliminated.
FROM OUT OF THE WEST THERE RODE A SOFT AND FLACCID MAN
Thanks for baking, sorry for not paying careful attention.
>onlydumbassholesgetinthisbox
you'll still be poor
Finally, we've been getting shit gets recently.
AWOOO
AWOOOOOOO~
excellent
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Coachanon is here to help you solve your problems. What's preventing you from bettering your life bigly? State it clearly, get answers, get down to business. I can help with ideas but only you can make it happen.
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What if for April Fool's Day, our prank is a day of reasonable discourse and no shitposting?
NTNN MARCH 31, 2017
LAST NIGHT
>Flynn reportedly offers to testify on "muh Russia" investigation in exchange for immunity
>Attorney releases statement calling the investigation a "witch-hunt environment"
>Says nobody should submit to questioning without "assurances against unfair prosecution"
MORNING
>President says Flynn should ask for immunity, as investigation is a witch-hunt
AFTERNOON
>President meets with Condoleezza Rice
>Spice rally
>Says Flynn should testify
>Says WH is not worried about Flynn's testimony
>President signs EO regarding trade and tariffs
>Shillary shows up again (nobody cares)
>Trump settles Trump University case, Judge approves
>SURVEILLANCE NEWS
>Source to Fox News claims Intel official who unmasked Trump team in surveillance us a "very well known, very high up, very senior in the intelligence world"
>says unmasking was done "for political purposes that have nothing to do with national security or an investigation into Russia’s interference in the U.S. election"
>Sources aren't "Trump people"
>Schiff goes to White House to view Trump surveillance Intel
>Makes statement, doesn't deny validity of Intel, bitches about Nunes not sharing with other committee members
>Fort hood shooter says he's going on hunger strike
>George Takei
The very definition of a Twinkie if I ever saw one.
is he running for something?
what seat? and how much will that video of him jerking off a man on stern be played?
A M N E S T Y
D O N
You wanna resume baking?
Well done, good show.
>takei2018
>the left continues to underestimate trump even after his victory
oh man his re-election is going to be even more hilarious
>yfw CIA finally dismantled
PRAISE HIM
Tiff makes me harder than the Washington Monument.
Boring April fool's day so far. No Trump happenings fully developed from fries day.
Feels lame.
/thread
WITNESSED
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Go for it m8. I'm getting bored of it.
Isn't it only midnight there?
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Me too. Sexy tight ass.
Continued from the last thread...
I can't count how many times I've been sitting at my desk at work or in a meeting and I have to try so hard to maintain composure because I randomly remembered some hilarious shit from the election. So may side splitting moments!
youtube.com
^ Shit like that is the kind of thing only Trump and Kek could bring into existence.
Awoo!
acheck!
>I binge drink every friday saturday and sunday nights.
I'm drunk right now, but excess is what really damages you. Think about it.
>I hate my part time job and my degree program is worthless.
What's your degree program for?
>I spend all the time I shoukd study playing games instead.
Can't into discipline. Let's work on a goal you're excited about so games aren't as appealing.
>I dont work out and Im a skinny fuck.
You're giving up a daily win. Every. Single. Day. you can be bigger and better.
BLAST OFF IN
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>BLAST OFF
aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure the on camera wiener touching has hosed Tagay's political career.
At least it wasn't a Canadian.
there's a bit of a media blackout in Hama atm so /sg/ is too slow, so i might watch a mel gibson movie or play Ass Effect 1
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Yeah, we're only about a half hour into April Fools.
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played some RoNTaP prob heading to bed soon
AWOOOO
Not if he runs in 'progressive' California.
>THE LAST GLOBALIST PEDO IS IN CAPTIVITY
>THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE
Da na na na Na na na na Na na na na naaaaaaaah
>not playing feminist simulator 2017
seriously /ptg/ talk to this guy. he says good things, we can all change ourselves
t. fag from the last thread
Goodnight, /ptg/! I'll shitpost again after I get my 9-10 hours of sleep!
>Fort hood shooter says he's going on hunger strike
He was a fat nigger then and he's a fat nigger now
that sounds extremely progressive. he could win in a blue district
>1485744370819.jpg
YOU JUST KNOW
>Spicer has seven loans, totaling between $535,000 and $1.08 million. Between $20,002 and $30,000 is his credit card debt, while he had between $15,001 to $50,000 in liabilities from a personal loan.
Im pissed myself having to deal with $10k loan.
Dunno what spiceman feels inside with that.
Woops. You have the baton now.
Goodnight ShareBlue shill
MY MOTHER IS THE TOUGHEST WOMAN I KNOW
Personal favorite is at 19:27
Starting Awoo hours right!
Hot.
>tfw left alarms all over my work, on top of fridges, and taped underneath things
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anybody want to fuck up reddit with pro trump bullshit?
reddit.com
>Conway's form said she holds up to $31 million in assets, much of which is in retirement accounts from when she was CEO of the Polling Company
>That's also where most of her recent income came from. The document showed $800,000 in income last year.
>It said she holds up to $25 million in assets in a money market fund
holy shit
Maybe I should become a pollster
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We're doing it together user, every day.
why would i waste my time on that shit?
GRRRRRRRR
All his anime figures really add up
Okay
Fucking nice script
>>Makes statement, doesn't deny validity of Intel, bitches about Nunes not sharing with other committee members
So Trump was right then?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING EAT IN SUCH A DISGUSTING FASHION?
>whats your degree program for
Game design/3d modeling and rendering
I know
I get up around seven each morning, so it wouldnt be much of a stretch to get up at 6 and run around the block for an hour.
(You)
Who here /Stiff4Tiff/?
why is there no /sg/ today
nice get awooooooooo
I love that liberals are shitting their pants over their internet histories.
Fucking degenerate scumbags can't hide anymore.
>WHATAMEAN IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY TRANSFORM?!
>YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I PAID FOR THIS SHIT!?
how woke is t_d right now?
haven't been there in months, I come back for reddit april fools, and I see this.
Is this just a passing thing or are they actually calling out the (((lies)))?
WATCHA
I really don't like her face, though.
>shutter roll
fucking die
I thought you were going to bed user.
What gives?
seems like data mining garbage