Reminder: if you can’t ski you’re not white

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I don't think there's someone alive who can't ski

>tfw 20, never had a gf but amazing skier

i’d be surprised if more than 25% of europeans can ski

stephen hawking?

No

>Swedish

I bet you also think there's someone alive who doesn't suck brown, sweaty and hairy cock

Two fat ugly chicks here :^)

Hard to ski when there's no fucking snow whatsoever on this continent

Must mean i'm not white then

Just go the Southern Island of NZ.

I plan to go to New Zealand in like 11 months so yer

True.

no snow on mt kosciuszko?

99% of the time it's not like what you see it on google, it's still wayy too hot desu.

It will only ever have like pecks of snow, rarely fully covered

This is actually a really good indicator of race. Bonus points if you can use cross country skis in steep terrain.

>no snow
>literally more snow cover than Switzerland during
Winter
fuck off nigger

>Switzerland is a small tiny country
>Australia is a literal continent

WEW no shit abo cunt really makes me think
when'd you become so fucking intelligent dumbcunt

does snowboarding count?

I cross country ski but for downhill I prefer a board

Then you're not white cause I'm 100 times better at skiing than you.

No, it doesn't.

Any sport involving a "board" is for degenerates.

I'm a great skier and I'm white haha yay +1 point for me :3

Even mono?

wrong

mono was for faggots in the 1980s. Are there even mono skis being made anymore?

You know the drill

Fuck telemark

Your people are all over the hills here working the resorts. I took the lift up little while ago with one and he was telling me about your ski hills, I was like holy, you learn something everyday. It was news to me you even had snow.

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Wakeboarding, because only white people own boats, for the most part.

it’s not telemark.. it’s ski touring. You can use them to walk uphill and then ski down alpine style.

Pic related is a new kind of ski (innovated by slovene armed forced and Elan) that can be folded together so it doesn’t take up that much space when you need to carry them.

>slovenians
>white
kek

Why so serious son?

I believe they are. You see them every now and then...

www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ski/articles/is-monoskiing-cool-again

>no fucking snow whatsoever on this continent

Literally every pro skier in the game goes to perisher between June - September.

Not skiing is like not swimming, it is just not civilized to not ski.

full disclosure: I was skiing the last two days

Skiing way better than snowboarding