/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - PRIME TIME NIGGING EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

>>Chicago webcams:
pastebin.com/egbHKUyp

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

LAST THREAD:

Other urls found in this thread:

cityinfo.cityofchicago.org/PhoneBook/PhoneBook?page=EmployeeSearchMult&subGroup='OEMC - Police Dispatch'
youtube.com/watch?v=1ThXoGw2kl0
youtu.be/CB4CeqRqWUw
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk5EUCeXsCG7dSuxOC7lG3_RCBIituzMM
youtube.com/watch?v=55DSARaF3ls
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for "WHO IS ROBERT"

>theres a very large drone flying in the area

.......

>Thats a helicopter... a very large drone helicopter you dumb nigger

>oh ok

eight for Robert

Stable is not a condition

Come for the food, stay because you got murdered

Drunk spic harrassing

this

We got drone warfare

Directory of CPD dispatchers:

cityinfo.cityofchicago.org/PhoneBook/PhoneBook?page=EmployeeSearchMult&subGroup='OEMC - Police Dispatch'

>calling in for a boat to find the drowned river-niggers but nobody gives a shit

mentally ill male white

who is robert?

just listen to the stream for a while, you'll catch on

the basic gestalt is that Robert is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve who defends the city against midnight Americans

>theres a loud drone in the area
>thats a helicopter... a loud drone helicopter
>oh ok

holy fuck even the nigger cops are literally retarded

xth 4

>very large drone helicopter

WE WUZ POSEIDON AND SHYYTTTTT

more nice Chicago wallpaper

VERY
LARGE
DRONE
HELICOPTER

Classic. People honestly live in a city and do not know what a helicopter vs a drone sounds like.

Does anyone know where these nigs jumped into the river? It rained a lot yesterday, the water levels are up.

Everybody callin bout the helicopter lol

Waited 40 minutes, boats arrive then search for 10 "shit they dead"

that doesnt make any sense

>Everyone calling about heli
Is it a rouge??

>EVERYONE CALLING ABOUT THE HELICOPTER

its pronounced Hunday rhymes with Sunday. they never say it correctly

its dumb nigs pointin at the sky like retards. its dem aliums

Next week we hear about 2 dead nigs washed up in the river in TN

I hear that heilo, pretty loud.

>mom won't let you use the phone
>destroy the property

No phone so chimp out.... I hate nigs

18 year old destroying property because not allowed to use the phone

/Comfy/

Who is Robert and why does he wear the badge?

Im from chicago and I say Haun-Die

...

knocking on doors and pissing on em lmao

Tonights OC so far 1/3

That's no helicopter, its dem space niggas doin a abduction shooting

and urinating.

Hispanic lady drunk peeing on everything

male pepper sprayed

>knock knock
>who's there?
>the moon-cricket pissing on your porch

Drunk spic whore knocking doors pissing everywhere lol

Same

oh fuck my sides!!!!!!!!!!

Because only he can.

...

we had another woman pissing on people last night. Can anyone tell me HOW?

Black cop:

>There's a very large dron flying in the area

White cop:

>Thats a helicopter. A very large drone helicopter
(that banter)

Black cop:

>WE WUZ DRONEZ

its the weekend.

"1488 male passengers trying to fight him"

feminine penis

A gymnast who does kegal exercises.

...

>can't use phone. destroy property
>nigs knocking on doors and pissing everywhere
>women crashing into parked cars and running into traffic to become hip hop

this is kinda comfy

This is so much better than TV...

2/3

>
i tried

try the stream with ambient music.

earlier today we had a homeless guy harassing customers at a store and trying to piss on em. its a trend now for some reason. keep your feet dry Robert

ive used one of those, when camping. you cant get enough pressure to piss on someone it just dribbles out.

Not bad at all.

>nice
>chicago

dumping garbage

Post background music

youtube.com/watch?v=1ThXoGw2kl0

Then how come every single black person in a 25 mile radius is all i ever see at the fucking public pool

Early Friday morning we had a nig knocking on a woman's window then he started fapping.

>we got at least 200 people here
OH
BABY

need to clear out 200 people

200 "people" oh shit

>200 people
Wot?

"he's dumping garbage... outside of a store..."
you can hear the desperation in their voices

Think it was a spic pissing on everything.

We need to clear out 200 people

I need one more car

BASED
A
S
E
D

200 people!?! Is that the shoes situation?

its nice because there's no Midnight Americans in it

Shallow end Robert

...

jesus, why?!

>women crashing into parked cars and running into traffic to become hip hop

youtu.be/CB4CeqRqWUw

user...

just because you don't see them doesn't mean they're not there

Those niggas blocking Northwestern Hospital for fucking shoes...

Getting ready to go Kent State on shoe-shoppers blocking hospital entrances.

We luv ya

damn, i'm fucking retarded
>youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk5EUCeXsCG7dSuxOC7lG3_RCBIituzMM

youtube.com/watch?v=55DSARaF3ls

Slow Blues - Wu-Tang Clan

>Know we love ya
Ultra comfy

"you know we love you"

Jordans

Every time that black Robert says 10-4 after receiving one shitty call after another, the exasperation in his voice..

siiigh

ANOTHER DOMESTIC

"Another domestic."
>audible sigh

>its a trend now for some reason.
There are no bathrooms in downtown Chicago, so 9/10 you hit that point where you just can't hold it any more.

t a random scumbag that stood there pissing in a bush Infront of god knows how many people at the Cubs parade.

youre still a half a bubble off

3/3 because this guy requested it

Hates the rest of his race.

ok guys, find a stream at the shoe shop

you just know its gonna be TNB

facebook
.com/livemap/#@41.812666095,-87.785872302,8.998733986z

just as nigger shoe demand decreased

why?