Ways Trump Has Directly Affected Your Life

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yes, I went blind from looking at his face

Everybody I know thinks the sky is falling

>meet random girl
>don't connect with many people, let alone females
>she has cute personality, smells good, and very compatible
>set up date
>goes well
>meet again
>spend a bunch of time together and fuck
>repeat a couple more times over several weeks
>things going very good
>she texts me that she wants dick
>go to her place and hang out
>bring up politics
>try to be rational about it
>she gets triggered
>she puts on this serious face and argues with me and criticizes every single thing Trump does (immigration, pipeline, etc.)
>we watch a portion of the presidential debates
>she calls him stupid and a liar while Trump is speaking
>try to explain logic from my perspective
>she responds with an argument all over the place (for a single issue)
>try to focus on one aspect of the issue at a time
>she argues/yells more at me and layers more components to the issue
>we don't really come to any resolution and gets a little awkward
>try to lighten mood
>doesn't help
>she doesn't want to fuck
>okay.jpg
>she calls me two days later and says she doesn't want to continue our relationship anymore because our values are too different
>thought she would have been a nice match (despite the politics)
>feel fucking sad

His hats made me bald.

I'm proud of my country for once in my life.

didn't read, but if it's as sad as that gif
I'm sorry

dude makes me laugh trolling libshits anbd the media, its truly an awakening for my friendly normies

I caucused for him in Nevada during the primary season, and in mid-December I got a sweetie-pie shipped to me in a crate. Her name is Emily and we are in love and we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together.

He made 2016 the single greatest year of my life.

Yup, the gif summarizes the story. Thanks.

him becoming presidency made me a patriot when I used to hate the country I inherited

he made me hopeful for the future and determined to make the best of the great America Trump's presidency will ensure

before 2016 I was a lazy depressed neet wasting away and being worth less

after 2016 I have a gf I'm working out regularly and I'm saving up a lot of money for my job

from my job*

He prevented Hilary Clinton from taking office.

he stopped hillary from becoming president.

She was going to fuck with estate tax allowances, I would have had to pay 40% of my parents state in taxes.

screeching

he removed many mexicans that were soaking up social security so there is a slim chance that i may have some later in life.

Yeah, I have been optimistic and happier than I have been in years. Working towards the future because its a lot brighter. Life is good.

Given me hope in a system that seemed doomed to destruction

Literally saved the 2nd ammendment

made me realize what schlock the Mainstream Media dribble puts out. Before I mostly ignored them, now I cannot ignore and despise and loathe their lies though partly because its shoved in my face around every corner, making me dig my heels ever more entrenched on the Trump train.
Also more aware of Jews and the escelating conflict between old media dying and rising internet platforms, people can educate each other and are getting less brainwashed by only consuming CNN.

also GQ and Colbert are fucking gay as fuck and should be banned in the West.

I say Blumpf now

He's brought my family's lexicon of humor down to about 3 jokes, all about how trump is a stupid orange hitler.

The derangement is very real.

I feel sorry for your family, they are in for a salty 8 years

She'll text you back.

feelsgoodman

He has turned the United States into the laughing stock of the world, everyone laughs. That directly affects all of our lives

bring up the opposites attract argument. Plenty of fish in the sea user. Im sure youre a pretty cool guy that doesnt afraid of anything.

he shaved 10% off of my pell grant

Highly doubt it. I was weak and called her after the break up call to ask her questions because I was so baffled/surprised by break up. I mean, I knew things weren't good after the initial politics talk, but I figured I could smooth things over since politics is only one component to dating. She was very firm in her decisions beliefs.

she's an idiot so you dodged a bullet there

Make America Hate Again

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then you win.

No user... He is the one laughing. It was their turn to laugh at him. Now he's in the highest office of the land, hell the world.

And no one thought he could do it. And it completes his total ambitions to be literally the most known person ever

His election showed me how many people I thought I knew. I never supported him, but he helped me see who the real bigots were and who relied on emotion to make decisions. I'm just glad Hillary didn't win.

Depending on the area, it's really hard to find a girl who agrees with /pol stuff. I live in LA - everyone is psychotic leftie. In the future, shut the fuck up about your beliefs, nod your head, get some nice pussy, and the tell her much later when she loves you too much to let it wreck things

I tried during my follow up call I mentioned here
(), but she wasn't having it. She said she wants someone with the same values as her.

Thanks for the reminder. I'm trying not to be a little bitch about this.

She is a more promiscuous than I liked (e.g. had previous one night stands), but she was super down to earth when politics wasn't involved. You're probably still right.

THIS

>was a moderate lefty/berniebro
>DNC corruption
>yikes.jpg
>always been a centrist on most issues but this really set me in stone
>couldn't trust Dems, knew that Trump was not a real republican and is just running off the name
>knew that he also is a bit unhinged, literally didn't matter NO HILLDAWG PLS
>realize how most rural people actually are really fucking fed up with the status quo
>realize that the coastal techy cities are all ironically connected so much into their world that they are disconnected with the actual breadwinners of society.

it's been a wild 2 years of revelations

>401k has sky rocketed since election night
>Chicago is throwing a giant hissy fit
>All my friends are crying that Trump is taking away their right
My life is 10x better after Trump won.

Jeez dude, how shit is your life for 2016 to be the best?

He came into office and did more emotional damage to the people I despise than I could ever dream of. He lives rent free in their minds and has done nothing but donkeypunch their goofy asses for almost six months.

I never knew life could be so good.

>it's been a wild 2 years of revelations
I still consider myself a liberal, but frankly, I don't do it openly because the people who call themselves that openly these days are shameful idiots. They don't want to do what's right, they want their dues and they're willing to step on their own friends and family for it. There is no big picture for them because they treat every day like a war. But people have been so indoctrinated by color coordination that they believe what anyone says by virtue of a microphone and a party affiliation. I don't have all of the answers, but goddamn, you don't have to. You just have to try to think outside of your scope, even just a little.

True story
>buddy is a hardcore Trump supporter
>fit, future fighter pilot, confident, etc.
>goes out to bars to get chicks
>comes back with a SMOKIN' hot grill
>nuclear engineer with a nuclear ass
>literally a better ass than the fakes in porn
>she's ready to roll like no tomorrow
>literally watches buddy buy condoms
>they make it to his room
>she sees his trump sticker over his bed
>NOPE.avi
>spends the next hour debating politics with him
>leaves

He got cucked by Trump.

Me personally
>education focused on Eastern- Europe and Russia
>hoping for a sweet intelligence gig
>Russian threat intensifies
>job security off the charts

feels gud desu

I'm a moderate republican, so I wasn't full Sup Forumslack - THE FUCKING JEWS DID IT. But yeah, I definitely learned a lesson that night. I think it was the sixth week of dating and I figured we'd be fine at that point. Top lul.

His dumbfuckery has actually caused me to follow politics more closely.

most women are stupid...

if a woman thinks she needs to break up with you because she can't accept a man's political views than shes far too argumentative and dense to ever want a long term relationship with.

most women don't care about politics enough to threaten their relationship with someone and most women will just follow along with the views of the guy she likes

just judging by her reaction tells me you were gonna be in for months of arguments even if you DID agree on politics
and since women can't into logic women like her are best steared clear of

I bet on him winning primaries in 2015 with 18-1 odds.

Also made me stop watching the BBC in its entirety.

Made memes real

ruined my country

fpbp

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none except lulz

>spends the next hour debating politics with him

This is the wrong way to speak to a woman you're trying to dick. If she complains about the Trump shit just smile and say 'yeah whatever haha.' If she tries to debate just ignore it and change the subject. Women subconsciously test you to see if you're insecure about shit. They don't actually give a fuck about politics. If you start debating them for an hour it shows you have a massive ego and are defensive as fuck. Yeah, unfortunately you can't redpill women. There's a reason they weren't allowed to vote for the first few hundred or so years of America's existence as an independent nation.

Donald Trump walked up to me and grabbed my boipucci. It was horrifying. He said nobody would ever believe me and smelled my neckfat.

Ama

My index funds are up 30K since november in gains

That's bigly huuuge

He's shown me that meme magic is real

why does he wear the mask?

When ever he does anything I get a healthy dose of liberal/leftist/sjws tears when I go to class.

Trump convinced me that I could become president one day despite being a weirdo with tons of baggage.

Clinton convinced me that Satan is a thing that might actually exist and is worth worrying about, and therefore I should become a Christian.

Trump convinced me that I could become president one day despite being a weirdo with tons of baggage.

Clinton convinced me that Satan is a thing that might actually exist and is worth worrying about, and therefore I should become a Christian.

>0.02 Shekels have been deposited into your account, good goy!

Trump convinced me that I could become president one day despite being a weirdo with tons of baggage.

Clinton convinced me that Satan is a thing that might actually exist and is worth worrying about, and therefore I should become a Christian.

I feel bad for criticizing her, but your response reminded me of her least favorite subject: math. She hated it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying people can't be smart without liking math.

I definitely felt some tumblr vibes from her. She got pissed at me for implying sexual standards were different for men and women.

I think you're right, but damn, my primal mind can't help but think of her nice long legs. I gotta keep reminding myself the break up was for the best.

Reposting from another thread.

I'm 28 and until recently was a shut-in incel. I'd spend all my time on the computer, never socialize, 10000 fears and insecurities and no hope for the future.

Trump completely changed my outlook, my personality, my approach to life. I met a woman online that was campaigning for Bernie. Brought her over to Trump. Seduced her, then fell in love with her, and her with me. Such an incredible love we found. Now we're planning to get married, I'm studying and making political waves at my university, and generally feeling great about life.

Trump is love. Trump is life.

trump convinced me that even if you're the guy in 'home alone' that was nice enough to give a random directions, a person can still be a massive asshole

He made me extremely wary about discussing politics with anyone IRL.

There's more cockblock stories in here.

Good for you, user.

He really fucked me by not repealing or replacing obama care. I held out on getting insurance thinking the market would change and now I'm totally fucked.

building a wall in my city

This is solid advice. I don't have anything to add.

Trump changed the way I look at niggers

Before: kill them all, let God sort them out

After: Americans first, still niggers though

What?

Morbidly obese ferret (aka Tangerine Tyrant) is starting to showing his dementia bigly.

Since 2015 he's actually caused me physical harm via an endless stream of shenanigans which have crippled MUH SIDES

he made me smile again

Keystone XL

t. Albertan

This

He saved my ass by winning the elections and not letting Shillary start WW3 with Russia.

good lord megumin is so cute i want to diddle her so bad

>meet random girl

stopped reading

Same

Im sure if you go to the deep south, you'll find some inbred cow that agrees with your crazy idol worship. She may even take your virginity.

Beginning of the end for postmodernism, finally.

> be on leaf visa
> applying this year for h1b and o1 so i can get on a green card track
> trump threatens a bunch of people out of joining the h1b lotto and maybe will jack up the salary minimum so it's clear sailing for me
I just wish he'd get this shit done for this year's lotto.

Trump is Making America Great Again, which has been entertaining to say the least.

Earned me 800 dollars from a betting site and a crate of beer I haven't cashed in on yet