Cretan pride intensifies

checkincreta.com/en/blogs/cretans-come-from-276 Only 1% correlation with mongolian DNA.Most DNA comes from Mycinians and Minonans.First human civilizations were established in Crete

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Independence when?

pay denbts

We have guns,girls are hot,swedish chicks come in summer.We must push for this

Pay your denbts you hairy assholes.

Greek gun laws are shit. Don't give me that. Or prove me wrong.

We don't want to stop the memes from coming

Cretans have their own laws

Lol, when I was there, the whole town was filled with retarded English turists from Leeds and other northern shitholes. Those british girls were probably the most disgusting women I have ever seen, both by looks and public behavior, just nuke it. And also fuck all those rented quadbikes, motherfuckers almost hit me a coouple of times.

hello

>Island goat fuckers
>le we didnt get le mongols
>island intelectuals

I bet you'd be surprised that the average brit doesnt have mongol DNA too

British women are the worst

>the average brit doesnt have mongol DNA too
You do, it's called German DNA

damn thread is finally accessible Saw it a few hours ago. I'm half Cretan and gave my dna to them. 0.0% mongol.

FUCK TURKEY REMOVE ROACH FROM CYPRUS

>germany
>mongols

is that where the word 'cretin' comes from?

So what? Half my family is from Crete and they're god damn crazy. Nonsensical, drunk, poor, lazy. I'll be there in a year though to fuck some bitches and eat dolmathes.

Koupepia are better

>Never heard of that
>Put in Google
Stuffed grape leaves. Yeah that's dolmathes. Or can be stuffed tomatoes and peppers.

I thought Brits were known for their banter

Why Is it the the word cretin and Cretan so similar? Is it another Jewish trick?

Where's the other side of your family from?
>tfw scored a hot Greek gf

Crete is literally the definition of Mediterranean in my eyes
Based people, outstanding architecture, superior culture
10/10 would visit again, no joke
Only Florence as place in Southern Europe could beat it in my eyes

>gun laws
>in Creta
>somehow valid
>somehow enforced
>implying

wtf are you 12?

Greeks are a little funny about gun laws.

They had some far leftists back in the day that used to blow up our car dealerships with stolen rocket launchers and hit one of our diplomatic buildings too I think.

You aint goin nowhere cretanfags you are stuck here with us

(((They))) want to keep the Cretan masterrace down.

Why is Crete known as the "Texas" of Hellas?
>Greek women 10/10

t. Texas

*Girit

Cretans are literally just pirates. Historically even other Greeks fucking hated them. Odysseus gets accidentally labelled a Cretan and people are immediately suspicious of him as being a dindu.

Oh yeah gun laws aren't enforced there.

That is why every fucking year we see on the news 12yo shot dead in Crete. Such tradition

Yeah but as of Byzantine Crete always sided with Greece without hesitation. There isn't a more ethnic place in Greece than Crete.
Fuck all lot of rich people there. New infrastructure (which doesn't explain denbts) and lots of places to hang around.

This explains a lot, I'm Greek and we have a family friend from Crete who looks identical to an Ancient Greek bust.

>tfw he married and had kids with a Lebanese woman

>arvanite vlacho scum detected

>it's better to be nogunz instead of being trained to be safe around guns

Fuck off cuckold

>There isn't a more ethnic place in Greece than Crete.
Calm down you knife pulling faggot with Crete being most ethnic. Not even Cretan, ok maybe about 1/8 great grand parent was from there, get mistaken for one whenever I exaggerate my goofy island accent.
Our guns, our knives, our cretan manliness, go to the fuckin Crete and everyone is all smiles and courteous, nothing like the rest of Greece.
>mfw greeks brainwashed cretans over the years into thinking they're knife pulling trigger happy goat fuckers.

Calm down Cretarabs, we're in this together
For better or for worse

You know so little of Crete's history and principles
I'd rather be a little more civilized than kill children due to missfire

>You know so little of Crete's history and principles
Oh ok Zorba, tell me what your illiterate grandparents told you about cretans.

I bet you didn't even know this happened en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirate_of_Crete

So instead of basing my knowledge on folklore like you i would just pick up my history book and provide you with a little bit of Greek Education System, since your murican is lacking.

But i won't go to far behind because it would prove my point even more.

Let's start after the Ottoman Empire.
Cretan State 1898–1908

Following the repeated uprisings by the Cretan people, who wanted to join Greece, in 1841, 1858, 1889, 1895 and 1897, the Great Powers decided to restore order by governing the island temporarily through a committee of four admirals.

Second World War

During World War II, the island was the scene of the famous Battle of Crete in May 1941. The initial 11-day battle was bloody and left more than 11,000 soldiers and civilians killed or wounded. As a result of the fierce resistance from Allied forces and Cretan locals, Adolf Hitler forbade further large-scale paratroop operations. During the initial and subsequent occupation, German firing squads routinely executed male civilians in reprisal for the death of German soldiers; civilians were rounded up randomly in local villages for the mass killings, such as at the Massacre of Kondomari and the Viannos massacres. Two German generals were later tried and executed for their roles in the killing of 3,000 of the island's inhabitants

>ha ha I'm gonna make believe I know what you know nigger.
Arrogant idiots, no wonder your country is one big mess. Don't worry, a Cretan named Mitsotakis will fix it for you guys.
You're confused, we're on the same team against the arvanite/vlacho scum, the real goat fuckers.

>Cretan named Mitsotakis will fix it for you guys
Oh man, you REALLY don't know what you're talking about, do you?

also
>Mijewtakis
>Cretin

You really have no idea what you're talking about, not surprising from a "muhhhhheritage"fag

>First human civilizations were established in Crete

Not it wasn't.
First western civilization was though.

People from Crete are lowlife retards.

I guess you're on the butt child's Tsipras boat, don't worry, it'll pan out for you guys one day. Your cheap Greek bullshit won't work on me, but keep trying retard.

LOL

So every Greek is either Centre-Right or Centre-Left?
kys yourself you dumb burger

You want to see a good Cretan?
Here you go you dumb fucking faggot
>inb4 you don't even know who that is

wow, someone in this day and age supporting the Junta, real nice dummy, but their reign was over 40yrs ago, don't get me wrong, the Junta did nothing wrong. You've proven to me you're either senile or just a regular typical ignorant greek who gets high by pulling his butt hairs out to smoke them. Let me guess you junkie, Mitsotakis is bad because his family has money and you subscribe to the paranoid delusional greek thinking that anyone with money stole and cheated to get rich?

Greek education people, now you know why they got the debts.

No, his family is bad because they're Freemasons and the have Jewish ancestry
Plus, your implications are extremely astute
>only 3 governments have actually worked in Greece
>you're a retard for supporting them, even though they were so long ago
And who am I supposed to support?
Pasok and ND have done absolutely nothing
Syriza has failed spectacularly
I'm going to support Authoritarianism, because it has worked, where Parliamentary Democracy has failed, and there is a strong political face supporting it too
His name is Konstantinos Plevris, and he's the only Greek politician who has exposed the Jews in Greece

Nigga, you're fuckin crazy, why not add the Mitsotakis clan is ayyy, lmao's too on top of jews and free masons.
There is no Junta party or authoritarian party worth anything in Greece right now, and don't tell me to support GD, they're just a bunch of uneducated loud mouths, can't even compare to the Junta, they wouldn't even be entrusted to washing the Juntas laundry if they were around. You're backing something I wish was possible in Greece, but doesn't exist currently, and doesn't seem possible ever again.
Greece doesn't even have a Jew problem, you're wasting your time chasing Jew conspiracies in Greece, just like the maniacs in GD. You guys upset me to no ends whenever you bring up a jew conspiracy or even free mason bullshit going on in Greece, congrats. Just try to look at it in another, ignore the jew conspiracy bullshit floating around in Greece, and the free mason shit, it's a red herring, focus on the real problems.

GD is controlled opposition
But the Mitsotakis family are confirmed Jews and Freemasons
And while we might not have a Jew problem (thanks head rabbi of Thessaloniki), we do have a Freemasonic problem
pic rel Constantine Mitsotakis in the Rotary Masons

Andreas Papandreou

In other words
Stop being such a fucking retard, and trusting Mitsotakis just because you're 1/8^23154 Cretan
And for that stupid localism also distrusting other Greeks
Oh and your "holier-than-thou" attitude won't work
I am a Greek
You are an American
I know how my country works much better than you ever will

To recap
Picking any party in Greece is basically choosing from which side we're going to finish digging our grave

The word "Cretan" comes from Greek mythology.
The word "cretin" has its roots in christian culture, and has nothing to do with the island in south Greece.

They're not Jews, stop, get real.
What is the problem with free masonry? Some retard priest with a fat belly and smelly beard told you they worship satan? Come on. It's just an organization.
Jew or not a jew, Andreas Pap was a dirty nigger, and may he burn in hell. I blame him for all the ills in Greece today with his brain fart of a socialist welfare system implementation which wrecked and continues to do so the workforce environment of modern Greece.
Do me a favor, forget the free masonry and jew bullshit. It's people like Andreas the faggot Papandreou who really fucked up Greece, and then the great idiot supreme Simitis. I supported Constantine Mitsotakis when he was in power, it's a damn shame the unwashed masses called early elections.
Fuck bro, you're a vlach or arvanite? I have a few conspiracies on both I'd like to share with you!