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UK wins
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UK wins

I think you just confused 1741 with 2017. Easy mistake to make Pablo, I know your education has suffered.

Fucking hell, Spain is a beast

Nice try Pablo, isn't it time for your siesta?

Fuck off with this shit.

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Spanish Empire.

There's a reason why it's the most spoken language in the world(aside from mandarin).

>9,500-18,000 dead

Fucking hell, that fucking big ...

Pretty much

Bongs as your greatest ally imma give you an advice:

Dont think you can kill them during the siesta...yes,they will be sleeping but you bongs cant handle 42º degrees so dont even try.

Are you sure?

>thinking modern wars are fought with foot soldiers.

A young Nelson was on that campaign, whatever happened to him?

In all seriousness though Spain, we like you, you're based, don't try take our rock desu.

>France AND Spain BTFO

Spanish/Portugese were fucking savages btw, they just about shit on everybody. Pic related is battle between samurai and conquistadors. Slaughtered them then took there katanas and samurai armor as trophies.

Got so bad that they even banned the Spanish/Portuguese from bringing their weapons on shore because their rapiers were too deadly.

English were'nt softies either:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War

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>Bongs invade
>Go to Andalusia
>It's hot as fuck
>They melt
>Gyppos steal their wallets
>The end

We killed your shit "heroe" aka Horatio Nelson

shill thread report and sage.

Not gonna happen, bettre try with Poland, now looks more enemy for you than us

>Thank god I have done my duty.

Everybody can find "my country won against country x 500 years ago"

You two can play this game for fucking ever due to your age-old-rivalry.

Round 2 when

VERSAILLES'D

>but you bongs cant handle 42º degrees so dont even try.

>Conquer countries hotter than that
>In full uniform
>Carrying heavy equipment

I am joining the Navy next year. I can't wait to kick chav asses.

Where did you go hotter than that?You dudes have no clue what is to deal with that temperature when theres not a single blow of wind,its fucking unberable,why do you think they sleep thorugh that time in the first place?

>tfw we are destined to fight eternally between each other even if it is through banter in the internet

Too soon, amigo.

What are Sepoys?

test

Britannia rules the waves.
...In a leaky teapot.

Spain rolls over and accidentally crushes Gibraltar.

Both shout angrily at eachother but eventually they both fall into the water and drown.

I'm joining pic related

>What is Egypt
>India during summer
>Australia
Idiot, there's more. Would you like me to list those as well?

AND THATS WHERE WE COME IN

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>I am joining the Navy next year.
I'm trembling....

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10073951/2-billion-Spanish-navy-submarine-will-sink-to-bottom-of-sea.html

Bongnistan have worse problems at hand, stop evading reality bong

>But on 27 November 1781, the night before they were to launch the grand attack, half the British garrison filed silently out of their defence works and made a surprise sortie.

>The sortie routed the whole body of the besieging infantry in the trenches, set their batteries on fire, blew up and spiked their cannon, destroyed their entrenchments, and killed or took prisoner a large number of the Spaniards. The British did damage to the extent of two million pounds to the besiegers' stores and equipment that night. Spanish losses were over 200 and Governor Eliott claimed many were "killed on the spot" because of the surprise. As the Spanish recovered and prepared to launch a counter-attack, the British withdrew back inside their fortifications.

tf is he wearing

Al Andalus.

>The Kingdoms of Spain and England are in a dispute over Gribraltar
>The UK needs to muster it's colonial troops for mediterran operations.

Fells like old times.

leave that sexy 9/10 out of this, get your own!

What is there to discuss?

A cuck nation vs a wannabe cuck nation

>he thinks 42ºC is close to being hot in summer

plebs

Vivia Espana - Anglos son mierda

AsSpain has the homefront advantage, Cucknited Kingdom has nukes

based congolombians

Too bad Spain's colonial possessions are too busy dunking children in acid vats, burning congress buildings down and generally acting like the niggers they are.

Like father like son I suppose.

Is the Spanish Summer the equivalent of the Russian Winter?

Fuck Spain. Trying to get one over because Brexit. Fuck the EU too. If shit hits the fan I'm with Britain. I mean, who the fuck would eat gespacho? And fucking sangria? You fuckers need to go anyway.

He's a typical Bong,thinks he knows the temperature of the Iberian countries better than us.

Fuck no. You just grab a spanish chick to blow of some steam then get back to the slaughter of limp wristed girly men.

1588 if you want to play the history game. Anyway isn't it time for your nap Pablo, you lazy Spaniard faggot?

probably

>expel moors and kikes from Spain 500 years ago
>today London's mayor is a sanndnigger

>homefront advantage
>the rock is sovereign British territory

actually the UK has home advantage, fin :^)

b/tier thread, fuck off

Bring it, fat ass. Maybe the heat of our country will help you melt the fat away.

Gibralter IS connected to Spain. They should give it back as a sign of goodwill!

That bloke's from my county

eh, defenders always have the advantage
that's why there's always so many fucking battles were a handful of soldiers defeat a whole army

>56
Funny that Spain's hottest ever recorded temp is 47C...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extreme_temperatures_in_Spain

I've seen those thermometers in Fuerta and they record wrong too. Fix your junk equipment Spain.

I was on your side til this comment. Why is spain so hateful?

>Mexico take back their old territories
>Las malvinas will be part of Argentina
>Gibraltar will be Spanish
I feel good hombre

>Expel moors
>Still has skin as brown as my turds
Really makes you think.

>goodwill!
>eternal anglo

takes*

it is indeed, my smelly toothless friend

Oh well, I am hoping to be a helo pilot anyway.

Don't think too hard, you can hurt yourself

>Shit on Spain
>Get shit on by Spain
>I was in your side!
I wonder (((who))) is behind this post

Calm down, burger. It's just banter. Geesh.No one wants an actual war over a 2 square mile bit of land full of nigger monkeys

And what of the people of Gibraltar that don't want to be under Spanish rule?

It's like us handing America over to the control of Africa, oh wait we did that.

At least I have the ability to think, unlike you Iberian niggers.

I'm with Spain.
Always on your side, bros

So what about the people of Hong Kong that did not want to be part of China? Didn't matter, huh?

I am coming for 89 days in September...I am so excited to touch the monkeys

I support Spain.

Anglos are drunk rude tourists.

Spaniard is based.

18,000 (18,0K) vs 800
HOW KEKED CAN YOU GET

Why are British people so aesthetically pleasing to look at? Truly the most beautiful of white men.

The UK has nukes, the White House and the Kremlin.

Spain has Germany who have never won a war, Italy who change side as soon as a bullet is fired and France who are famous for surrendering.

Hmmmm, I wonder who would win.

Med alliance when?

>Battle of Magaluf
>casualties: 140 chavs (alcohol poisoning), 243,000 Spanish vaginas destroyed
>Occurs year round

Maybe we could just turn Gibraltar into a safe space where everyone can come and share and care about one another..

haha its true we are a bunch of mean cunts

ahahahahahhahahahahah and i wouldnt have it any other way :^)

>what is being under the exposure of the sun for several hours

these maximum measures you linked are all measured in the shade

Land lease, it had to be handed back to honour an agreement with China. China loaned us Hong Kong for a period of time, that time expired, we gave it back.

Why are you mentioning Hong Kong? You should respect the Gibraltarians wishes to remain under the UK sphere of power, but that goes out the window with you and you bring up Hong Kong.

Be careful with possessions, never trust them eve if they act friendly. One of them stole my sunglasses and I was never able to get then back.


Also, enjoy your stay, pal. Use UV cream unless you want to end up like a crab.

based papadopoulos

Fuck that, nuke the place and make it a waste land!

>Cherry picking

>Be born Spanish
>Go through education system
>Come out of it 10 years later able to spell my own name half of the time
>Get job as a waiter
>Serve British working class in bars until I'm 43
>Die having lived 3 years longer than expected

Such is life in Gibraltar/Benidorm/Malaga/All the other Spanish towns and cities essentially colonised by Britain

Why even bother Diego? I'd be surprised if your army has reached crossbows by this point

our brother

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The readings are taken all day under the sun to measure the climb of temperature you fucking imbecile. Also in battle there is no time for shade, only shooting dead Spics, which is just as refreshing.

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Look at this qt, How can the rest of the world compete?

more like the other way around buddy