Sentence starters that immediately make you disregard everything that person has to say

Sentence starters that immediately make you disregard everything that person has to say.

>My wife's son...

>not all Muslims

Hola...

>[my name], ...

>as a parent, I ...

>as a canadian, I ...

>as a gender fluid catkin, I ...

>Everyone knows that...

>my descendants are from sicily...

Single mother (I make bad decisions and blame other people)
Fake news (I let other people do my thinking for me)
Hey we should put our heads together sometime and see what we can collaborate on (I want to ask you for money)

If a person can't get my attention in the first 20 sec of conversation.

Actually, I'm such a biased asshole, I usual dismiss people based on facial expressions before they even begin to speak. I can spot leeches a mile away. The world is full of parasites. Healthy organisms know how to avoid parasites.

>>as a parent, I ...
I'm glad you gypsies aren't reproducing.

> Do you use Reddit/Facebook/9Gag?
> I am a working woman

>I am not racist but

>We need to have a conversation about...

>female

Their body language has probably already given them away

>I mean, um, like
>namaste
>hey brother
>SHALOM

>I am a working woman
that too.

>full disclosure
>literally
>racism today is
>I'm a realist

>Dude did you know that DMT

>So my boyfriend . . .

im sorry someone hurt you in the past Elliott

I've never experienced "my wife's son" outside of the internet.

>In the aftermath of Russia's annexation of Crimea...

>I have 2 kids they are my world.

I've met a few girls at uni and what always gets me is

"When I studied abroad...."

They never shut up about the country they went to and they got pounded out by every dude there so they think they're cultured when inreality they fell for the extra semester meme

>Racist/Ism
>Facist/Ism
>Phobic
>Trans/Cis
>Immigrant

>female here...

>White people are like...

according to experts

>we must preserve the. . .

HAHAHA SUPER TRUE

I don't know about sentence starters but I'm getting real sick of ending sentences with

>and that's not OK

Or something to that effect

>I browse Sup Forums-

>whats your sign?

as a Men's Rights Advocate.

>But America is a nation of immigrants

>weed lmao

You're not wrong.

It's one of the reasons that business men recommend reading "The Art of War"

It's a gift to be able to read people like that and having the ability to know someone better than they know themselves.

Who could blame you for immediately spotting someones flaws and poor decisions when most of them are so stereotypically 'bad'

Reminder...

(yes, I actually have this in my filters)

This. The travel meme also makes me fucking fourious.

"If you had traveled more.."

>At my last job

>I was reading Buzzfeed news and...

Hitler said ....

This desu...

>Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior ...

That shit pisses me off

"Oh user, if you actually went to these countries and saw how beautiful they are you wouldn't be so judgemental"

>Bitch, your idea of traveling is going to a first world resort in a third world country and taking selfies in front of a sunset with your tour guide.

I'm pretty sure if they actually spent any amount of time in a REAL part of these places they would get red pilled faster than you can say gang rape

>I frequent Sup Forums

>I mean, ...
The true sign of a plebbitor

If anyone has an anime avatar online somewhere or posts an anime image here

i would expand this to include every statement that starts with as a _____. if you need to reference your identity to add weight to your words you have already failed.

I think you forgot what website you're on faggot

>I literally

"Sweetie..."

>as a chinese australian...

>Well, we the people say...
>As a taxpaying citizen

Shut up and give me a Werther's Original, grandpa.

>dude
>Bro
These two words are the most disrespectful and passive aggressive way to address someone. It pisses me the fuck off. Americans do it all the time and to think I couldn't hate them even more.

Why is it such a big deal for someone to be a stepfather? I dont understand? Even in this male-centered patriarchal society I live in, its not considered shameful to msrry a woman with children, its actually considered a good deed.

>Drumpf be like...

You should care about where your taxes are going no matter what your age

>The same faggots that bitch about their elders discussing where their taxes are going, are the same ones who yell "MY TAXES SHOULD NOT PAY FOR YOUR WARS"

Not that I really care, but the same could be said here about the word cunt.

*smacks lips*

Niggers dont even have to start talking for me to disregard whatever shit is about to come out of their mouth.

>ayo hol up...

As someone who survived the Holocaust...

Dude, cheer up you pair of cunts.

>I'm sorry

Why? That's a golden opportunity to redpill someone...

I've seen several old white men with young little disgusting mulatto children (I'm talking like De Niro's children ugly) recently. Not sure if its a "wife's son" situation or if its his grandchildren from his coalburning daughter. Either way, sad.

>Sentence starters that immediately make you...

BEGONE, DEGENERATE
DEUS VULT

>intentionally writing out shit like "uhhhmmm"
>sweetieposting

"Sweetie..."
"Well hun..."
"I wrote a paper on..."
"My boyfriend (did x) and..."

Yea the jewish media loves to have headlines containing that.

"Trump was elected President and its NOT okay: Here's why"

>As a Trump supporter I...

Being on this website doesn't mean you have to be and act like a complete faggot

If someone uses the word "bruh", whether written or the pronunciation, I feel a deep disgust. We're Australians, you miserable cocksucking ingrates, not American niggers. Speak like your countrymen and stop trying to emulate a bunch of fucking darkies.

but dude, they're words of respect yo. Just get with the game bro

So...

Absolutely rebbit tier.

>according to the Bible
(or whichever dumb religion-book you prefer)

Shills checking which shill threads have become too obvious.

>*sigh*

Anonymous (ID: xxx) [US flag]...

>you will never get a girl that because you were born ugly and autistic
no matter how much I lift i'll still be poor and no matter how rich I am i'll still be ugly

>"starts talking in the english language*

>My wife's son

Wouldn't that make it your own kid?

...

What's wrong with calling someone brother?

>Hello, Welcome to CNN news with anchor...

My bet would that they are their own children with some South-East Asian. Some of them are really dark, and I imagine they can come out looking like black/white mongrels.

Because I don't have brothers

>only god can judge me
Usually from some whore or some criminal who believes he can repent and go to (((heaven)))

You have to say that to drop truth of you get fucking killed and lose your job here

"I'm gay and..."

I mean why would you marry a girl with kids? fucking them ok.. but marrying that's just disgraceful.

>Let's be honest...

Widows deserve to be alone for the rest of their lives and raise their kid(s) alone?

No, but you have digits.

>Starts hueing like a monkey.

Portuguese is the third ugliest language in the world, only behind Hebrew and Arabic.

"mfw"
"tfw"

Hypothetically, her family and friends in a tight-knit community should help her pick up the slack. Takes a village to raise a child and all that.

>literally

...

>as a mother