Roast this coffee shop

Went in with a Trump shirt on to trigger some hypster fags. It worked cuz and I found a pubic hair in my coffee. The rewards punch card I got had pole shot in Trump's head. Rude!

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Fuck these guys man, not cool

>implying the cashier will punch them that accurately

Checked. But still even if you're "trolling" them, you still gave them your money. Who's the real loser here?

Explain this PA fags.

Well I also did an "upper bowl" in their toilet so I think we're even now.

>pubic hair in my coffee
Can't you get them in big shit for this?

Didn't know this existed so close to me. I'll do my part.

>milo
fuck off

>coffee shops are staffed by insufferable libshits

WHY DID NOBODY EVER TELL ME THIS BEFORE??? I'M SHOCKED!

SHOCKED!

>found a pubic hair in my coffee
and what did you do about that? take a pic? complain? you realise that's a breach of health law?

It's called an upper decker you fag.

This is what every small business does. Absolutely no one knows what it is, so in order to generate more publicity and sales, they create things like this, that will give them publicity, and will make more money off of hipsters that are willing to take a 50 minute trip all the way from Center city to Allentown for a stupid cup of coffee.

It's a sales-publicity trick. 99% of the time a company makes a "political statement", they're doing it for money from people that have those views.

>Wahhhh free speech is only good when people use it to say things I agree with

Ya and alienate the other half of the market while pissing them off and receiving tons of negative online reviews. Great business strategy!

What is it with liberals and coffee? Is it that their testosterone is so low that they need constant caffeine just to be mobile?

This girl loves their coffee.

Oh shit this is really close to where I live

Imagine the absolute media SHITSTORM that would occur if a coffee shop had promotional cards advocating the assassination of Clinton, Obama, or prominent Jews.

Those neurotic MSM cunts would bitch about it non-stop for months.

And works at a place that supports her views.

Smith bros agency

so don't buy their coffee

free market works friend

(((Snyder)))

Nobody cares about your ex girlfriend

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Don't go there unless you want your baristas to be Satan worshippers (I do)

I don't know this bitch.

Why the fuck is she relevant?

Why doesn't somebody do it then just to make a point?

>half of the market
40%, if you look at the popular vote

>Most metal coffee shop
LOLOL!!! Gimme a break. Are these guys for real? Trying wayyy to hard to be edgy.

Allentown will be part of the Niggerdelphia Republic when the PennsylReich is formed.

Wtf is that?

When you shit in the tank

>muh anxiety

She was one of the first people who replied to their tweet. I'm betting her marketing company was the one that came up with their punch card idea. Someone had to create it for the coffee place. (Graphics, print, etc.)

Because then the media would take it completely seriously and you would be jailed/killed at worst and have your life ruined at best.

What's that do? When you flush shit will still go down the toilet, no?

literally just throw a molotov you weak ass whiteboys. that's how you keep the neighboorhood clean.

they all have some phony issues that they can't deal with

buuuut it's fun to "trigger" their anxiety and watch them melt down

This:And also, because conservatives aren't immature, unhinged nutjobs, like liberals are.

Sup Forums eternally btfo!
How you drumpfkins ever recover?

That's some anti fascist soccer hooligan type shit. You should remember this is Merica not eurofag shit

...

thats cool. stop being a faggot, faggot.

Solid intel user. I retract my previous criticism.

Remove top cover of your toilet tank, take a shit in it and report back as to how well it flushes down. Idiot.

>It worked cuz and I found a pubic hair in my coffee.

I would have thrown that coffee in the barrista's face.

>Clinton had legitimate evidence against her but she wasn't indicted because of "intent"
>same thing as all the unsupported claims about Trump
>ignore that Trumps investigation is a counterintelligence one not criminal like Clinton's

ok

Alright guys, you know what to do... make it believable though... Im seeing some autists complain about the depictions of conservatives, this is not going to work.

Are you guys really triggered by this or are you just doing it for the bants?

Both

Mostly bants... I sure hope Sup Forums realizes libtards will be libtards.

Make a flash game where their employees get beat up or raped

Why do that, just mix some epoxy in their bowl or dump some down the urinal.

I like the drunk pisser, especially if it a one person restroom. Walk in, shut door, and just start pissing everywhere make sure to hit toilet paper/paper towels.

>coffee tastes like resistance
These fucking bourgeois fucks are so unaware its insane. Your (((free trade))) coffee picked by brown slaves owned by CIA subsidised fucking gangs that you drink is now some sort of bougie political statement?

I dont understand the mindset of liberals to express themselves solely through consumer or commercialized means.

/r/ pic of lib girl in che shirt being served by browns

>inb4 ur a lefty
Nah i just hate inconsistencies and ideological hypocrisy

Neither candidate got over 50%. They both got around 47-48%. If you count libertarian votes as conservative (they are typically more right wing than left), that is 50%.

If it werent for the fun bantz in all of this, we wouldnt be doing it. Saving the West can be fun sometimes

>I dont understand the mindset of liberals to express themselves solely through consumer or commercialized means.
It's how you can feel good about yourself or holier than thou without doing literally anything. Same thing with most of their beliefs and thinking they are by default correct about everything and do not have to do anything else

>upper bowl

Are you fucking retarded?

This.

Horse Fuckers leave and pedophile defenders come right back. Well bye faggots I'm going to the hidden Pol board. Thanks for shitting it up reddit autists.

also don't forget there's no investigation into Trump personally

>I spent money on goods and service
>I'm a freedom fighter!

>a Jew
>works for media

What a fucking surprise.

What happened to this city?

Uhuh, trust me, the sheer traffic they receive from hipsters, who are the ones who drink the most coffee is worth it.

Possibly true. So hit them where it hurts with legit sounding negative reviews. Also flood their phone lines.