Possibly move to Syria

So I recently fucked up up Sup Forums, I fucked up bad. I ruined the only thing that kept me from killing myself and I know nothing will compare to my now possible ex gf. That being said, I have nothing to live for if this relationship ends, which it most likely will. I plan on joining a resistance group in Syria. I don't know how to get there without being detained. I can fight and I'm a hell of a shot. This isn't fake. I need your help

Fly to Turkey and join the Kurds.

It's just that easy.

join the syrian army fgt

joining a 'resistance' group is a one way ticket to getting bombed or beheaded

> my girlfriend dumped me and I'm so much of a beta I can't get a new one my life is over waaahhhhh waaaaaahhhhh

Your problems are stupid. Stfu faggot

They don't accept foreigners

Stop being a faggot

join the peshmerga. I wanted to join the peshmerga but Sup Forums told me I would get raped and left with a sandniglet

Just kill yourself, gayboy

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What a pisspoor decision... You're going to get droned or Allah ackbard.
Join the French Foreign Legion, you'll get fed well, housed well, and you'll get a new identity of your own choosing after 5 years of active service.
You could also not be such a faggot and not let a woman have such a hold over you.

If you're going to fight then fight the enemies of your nation.

and get the fuck out of Sup Forums, this is not the place for whiny private stuff

That's way too many rolls for a single person. Those are like 150 calories a pop.

Why would you ever depend on something at tangent as a gf to bring happiness into your life? If you are willing to kill yourself, do something crazy with your life, start a new job, go back to college, start a new hobby etc.

>Fly to Syria and join resistance group?

Why the fuck would you do that, just go to Ukraine and join Azov battalion. They take volunteers and it's perfectly legal for a burger to join an armed conflict as long as you don't join a terrorist organization.

Also as a bonus you get to kill Russian boot lickers.

Syria? Kek.

send me money kamerad, i will use them to fuel race war

you have girlish hands. You will get ass raped by arabs like TE Lawrence (its true read Seven Pillars of Wisdom) if losing a cunt is too much for you then mortality will have you shitting your self in seconds

>5min later
Instead of booking a plane to Turkey to join the obvious and easy to find Kurd resistance, OP starts jacking it to trap porn. Fat ass. I want to break up with you too. If you actually had the balls to fight ISIS without air support, you wouldn't be alone. You'd be a pussy slayer.

xD

I was about to tell to man up, you just lost a bitch, so what?

But then I saw your triple doubles.
Kek wants you to be his warrior.
Go kill mudslimes for the keks.
Be our hero.

That's some pretty hardcore projection. Dude's planning to go put himself in harm's way to shoot some cunts. Whatever you think of that plan, it's not beta.

>>/adv/kys/

you are a fat fuck and you dress like a faggot

This. French foreign legion is the way to go. It's a reset button on life, and you get 5 years of experiences that you'll never forget.

dem digits

Better idea

N-nani?!

Yeah five years of your life training a bunch of Negroids in North Africa to be better at killing and oppressing the populace of their country.

FFL are shit tier faggots

actuallty the best advise so far.

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He's doing it because his girlfriend (((might))) break up with him. How do you think he's going to fare when it's mortars dropping around him?

Only a huge loser would kill gundog because if a woman...

If you're such a loser, kill yourself asap, we've got enough weak betas around here. Please help speeding up natural selection.

>I live for a woman

Kek, just end yourself in your bathroom and stop bothering us.

Nah mate we use our regular forces for that, it's called Unicorn Force look it up bitch.

This famalam.

I do offer an alternative however. I live in Montana. There are more women than men here. Like 2:1 ratio. Come here and help me impregnate all these women. I've got 6 kids already, need help.

Come help.

Kek demands a warrior.

why the resistance?

Join the winning side, the SAA.
Syrian QT's will flock to the strong american warhero that saw the errors of his government and decided to be righteous

>resistance
Why the fuck would you do that?
Join Assad, join the right cause

t. EU bootlicker

It is a better idea and you will be surprised who you meet there, quite a few Swedes volunteer for them.

You wont be surrounded by goat fuckers neither

You telling me the FFl does not carry out 90% of its operations in the worst african shit holes on earth?

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE OF TRIPLE DOUBLES

lmao kiddo come back when you have REAL problems

Wasn't Lawrance rape by turkroaches?

You're a mess. You're a waste. You're weak.

I hope the Russians wipe Syria off the fucking map

I'm not saying it's not stupid, just that it's not beta. Love can do strange things to a man.

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>living for a bitch in 2017
>not living for kek

nigga u weak af

Operates? Yes. Train niggers? No.

Op tell us how shall you be known.

You retard OP, join the army and if not just fight in the Ukrainian front, you'll be fighting with white Slavs that might speak a bit of English

This. If you're going to join a foreign army make it the FFL.

>Love can do strange things to a man
Oh okay sorry, didn't realize I was talking to another huge faggot.

Can someone edit this into horseys comic

tfw your main problem is where to put all those rolls
I feel you bro

You'll understand when you're all grown up.

Dude, I have been debating trying to move to syria soon too. Don't be a faggot and join the army, start a construction company.

Think about it, the entire country is in ruins, and they will need to rebuild all of the buildings, roads, and infrastructure. Either get into selling equipment/importing it, or start a contracting and building company. Literally billions to be made. Just look at the bin ladin family.

you're not going to do it, faggot. and if you did, you would be considered ISIS and the government will be after your ass for the rest of your life. there is no 'resistance' in syria except ISIS you stupid faggot. stop listening to john mccuck.

Those look like shit-tier eggrolls mate. They should be golden brown on the outside.

Dude, I'm an actual 32 y.o. homosexual, I've been with my partner for 10 years now. I fuck him in the ass, so I know a thing or two about love, and you're still the most raging faggot ITT.

nice meme

also

kill yourself op

Search for YPG. They actually have facebook and twitter accounts. Talk to them and they'll tell you the next steps.

Fuck off, Turkey doesn't want OP's faggotry here.

Kek wills it.

Make us proud.

DO NOT JOIN THE KURDS, ONCE US INVOLVEMENT STOPS THEY WILL BE BUTTFUCKED BY THE TURKS, RUSSIANS AND SAA.

Join the Brazilian PM.

You will kill street thugs, and fuck random horny br chicks.

Violence and sex.

Fight for ASSAD you donkey

Then why the scorn for saying love can make people do crazy shit?

So pussy is the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself? You got deeper issues, look for counseling

t. al nusra

Because real men don't need anybody else. You're probably one of those betas looking for 'a better half'. Well real men are whole and don't let emotional involvement dictate their lives.

Dump your boyfriend then, real man.

post pics of that bitch

she better be hot

>dicks not being sucked
>Germany
>France

Posting on Sup Forums... Hey guiz, their are some lazy migrants aren't on the precipitous of orgasm.

KEK WILLS IT!

Kermit's speed, my friend.

We love each other's company, doesn't mean I'd be suicidal and join the Starship Troopers if he left me.

I genuinely don't understand what you're trying to say. Do you have dyslexia?

Come to Mexico instead, it pays better than joining some goatfucker's terrorist cell.

Don't they have free land in Russia? Like sign up and if you stay there for 10 years you get the land and Russian citizenship.
That's my backup plan if my wife dies before we have kids.

No mames wey, Mexico is basically one big terrorist cell.

Sup Forums told you right roastie. Now go make a sandwich for the nearest man.

There are no terrorist attacks here Pierre. How's Paris this days?

That's your plan but you're not sure if they do it? That's not what I'd call a 'plan', more of a half assed idea.

Touché amigo.

otto is mad

Pero you do uncover quite a bit of mass Graves and a decent amount of chopped body parts.

Good for you, but don't pretend that everyone else is perfectly rational about love all the time - they're clearly fucking not.

why not just go for a high score in america? you could be moonman. stock up on materials (food, water, ammo), and then kill at night while evading police during the day. this is all hypothetical of course and i would never advocate such a thing. i'm just curious as to why you dont do this

>twin triple doubles

Well fuck... I guess Keks will be done.

Just neck yourself faggot.

He's got a point

Join the french foreign legion. Get a new identity and stop being a faggot
BONUS: You'll get to kill niggers in the central African republic.

There are migrants that aren't about to cum. Isn't it up to your country to make sure that not only do they not have to work, skirt your laws, and eat your cuisine... shouldn't they at least be sexually pleasured? I mean shit, they're brown and not from America!

He could do worse than coming over and trying to fight for your clay saffabro

Just because they're not rational about love doesn't mean they shouldn't try to be. You're using the medieval logic of not bettering yourself and accept your natural reactions as fate.

shoes inside

So your whole existence depends on a women? you can do anything you want with your life but you're gonna kill yourself instead. are you retarded?

What does that have to do with the initial posts you linked. What's this really about user? What's got you butthurt? Did your girlfriend get fucked during her tour of Europe?

this thread is blessed

Yeah, he was allied with the Arabs.