What were you saying? oh.. I see, so the rock does belong to Spain, that's right
*Blocks Gibraltar*
it's the falklands all over again lmao
>jump ramp
Looks like ass, desu.
Fuck >off
is something going on in Spain rn? There are like a billion threads about Spain-related shit.
>IT LITERALLY HAS BRITISH JETS ON IT, WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ASK FOR SPARE PARTS?
>Trackmania Cruisers
That's a nice ship you have there, Spain.
It would be a shame if something happened to it...
It's pretty aesthetic
>his country doesn't have a single nuclear submarine
> RAMPS
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Get the fuck out of my way, weaklings.
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 6: British Carrier Edition
THIS
Everyone BTFO
>ski jump
FLAT
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Threat of war between Spain and UK over Gibraltar. UK is backed by US and Spain is backed by the EU.
ITS TIME
i want to die
>>CVN-81
>UK is backed by US and Spain is backed by the EU
>USA already occupying europe
>war over before it started
>ski-jump
Yeah right lol
>a fucking ramp
Kek
This.
You'll be fine. The war will be over in a week, and besides, it's about damn time we had a real war.
2.0
That's the Spanish Aircraft Carrier, Juan Carlos. The two Queen Elizabeth class Aircraft Carriers the UK are making are larger, faster, have better range, and can carry more aircraft and soldiers, but they won't be in service for a couple of years.
spain wont necessarily be backed by the eu, we're worth a lot more than spain to have on our side, but this all depends on whos the aggressor
Communist nations like Spain should be razed.
Nobody in 1914 would've ever thought that the assassination of Franz Ferdinand would lead to a world war.
pls no bully
What does the left one even do? It looks sad.
>Implying Spain knows how to use them.
mobile tactic skatepark
>Trump wouldn't back UK and unleash the entire US army against Spain and the EU
No, you'll cuck us again like Suez and Falklands
>Britain has female PM again
>Some spic shithole is trying to pick a fight with UK
what do they say about history repeating itself
Why would you have a ski-ramp on an amphibious assault ship unless somewhere along the line you fucked up.
Don't pretend that's an aircraft carrier because the Harriers you have can take off vertically anyway.
TLDR
>Ramp
Except this time the royal air force doesn't need to refuel 3 times on the way to bombing spics.
>unleash the entire US army against Spain and the EU
Oh, you mean the guys that lost a war to Vietnamese rice farmers armed with sticks?
Intimidating.
Ours have ramps too m8
Oh excuse me I thought this was America...Move out of the way, we have other brown people to bomb....for now.
france lost against those same rice farmers too
It looks like too sharp of a climb to actually be effective as an aircraft ramp
god bless america ;-;
Underrated
Looks like Spain might back Scottish secession.
is that dirty thing from the 19th century?
In all fairness they lost to the chink horde.
How many do you have?
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Man SPain is so pathethic. To make its people ignore that every second person udner 30 is withouth a job they try to play big empire again, knowing that they would get their broke ass kicked faster then Argentinia because this time the Gurkhas dont have to be shipped from over half the world.
It was in the making long before that. France was pissed about 1870, Russia about Austria-Hungary stirring up shit on their doorstep and Britain thought Germany was a threat to their naval hegemony. Not at all comparable to this.
why are we fighting for a rock and a bunch of people that are like a mix of spanish gypsies and british chavs?
lets nuke the whole andalusia.
Spain will be fixed and you could test your nukes
Remember this next time there is no more Germany. Slapping your wrist wasn't enough. Partition didn't work. Now it's eradication
Britain is going to get her ass beaten if war breaks ROFL
Strategically positioned rock
A transport ship and an aircraft carrier.
I shall wager one Type-22 frigate against them.
>eradication
Indeed.
We're going to war with Spain.
Cunts think that Gibraltar isn't British and are waving their sticks.
They don't understand why we're called 'perfidious Albion'. Kek.
They're fucked if they persue this. No fucker invades Her Majesty's territory. NO ONE.
Time for wreckage. Nuke submarines inbound. Gibraltar garrison on full alert.
Your country is literally called Monty Negro m8
>Ramps
You can keep the rock
just nuke all the place
save spain
save the world
Nice capital city you've got there, Spain.
Shame if something happened to it.
Vietnam was lost because of political constraints. If Nixon had been able to carry out his plans bombing Cambodia and hippies and niggers wouldn't have been protesting so much, the war would have been wrapped up and Vietnam wouldn't have fallen to communism. The US couldn't fight an actual war against the Vietcong, it was more like trying to occupy the nation and keep things under control than wipe out an enemy force.
Nowadays I'm more confident in the US military since Mattis is in charge, but our degrading equipment, trannies and gays in the army, and overextended stay in the middle east fighting guerrilla sandniggers has got me questioning US military supremacy. At least that problem is being addressed under the current administration.
;_;7
>tfw one US carrier could probably beat your entire airforce
>No fucker invades Her Majesty's territory
No, you just give it all away freely like a bunch of cucks lmao
WAIT, WHAT*S THAT?
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME SPAIN TRIED TO FUCK ENGLAND OVER WITH SOME BOATS? OH YEAH. THEY FUCKING SANK. AN ENTIRE FUCKING NAVY DESTROYED BY A STORM.
GET FUCKED HALF CAST ARABS
>going nuclear over A FUCKING ROCK
Speaking of the 19th century, that's the USS Theodore Roosevelt. I believe your country is familiar with that name. Her nickname is "The Big Stick". Dont make us turn your country into a giant Wal Mart..
It's a really, really nice rock tho.
not so fast
Your entire navy is like 4 minesweepers and a training vessel.
If work breaks out, I'll be serving on the USNS Comfy (Not USNS Comfort, that's a hospital ship.)
Because we respected the will of the people living there.
...after the first few times.
Why do you have a rpoblem with a people expressing thier democratic will kraut? We getting in your way of European domination again?
>Teleports behind you
Heh, nothing personal kid
>trannies and gays in the army,
Can't have a military without a navy, though.
Those ships are fucking ugly.
Rest of the world, what the fuck are you even doing with your Navies?
Rule Brittania
It's the principle of the matter.
Besides, if Spain opens hostilities by trying to annex our FUCKING ROCK, we have the perfect excuse to start carving them up for territory.
Because the Empire always strikes back.
>Dont make us turn your country into a giant Wal Mart..
Please dont
just nuke us
>Why do you have a rpoblem with a people expressing thier democratic will kraut?
I don't, I totally support Scottish independence :^)
why aren't there any people on these ships?
now i am worried
RAMP
Nuclear submarines can fire non nuclear weapons.
You better stop talking shit to my mummy...
The typical load out of one carrier is 80 combat ready aircraft (meaning 50-60 are not in overhaul at any given time).
That's larger than most air forces.
>Scottish Independence
You make me sick Hans, notably as a Scot
You may be cucks England, but youre OUR cucks. We shall fight for mother Brittania!
Ask how they can be helped. Do they require escort through the strait? Protection? Maybe tide and current or weather info? None of these? Spain is NATO or at least friendly? Let em' through. Good day, sir.
So you do have a problem with it, given they voted no
You think you can afford it?
>thinking a ramp is going to stop an incoming jet from rolling overboard into the ocean
>send in ze broomadiers
>being so OP that you willingly nerf yourself
>2 outdated aircraft carriers
>A mass of (Count them) Three 1960 British made Harriers
>UK's F-35s are already in Britain and pilots are trained
Just how fucking embarrassing is this thread Spain