Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock, I want to be your putita

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Many such cases

Yeah that shit happens all the time in Spain.

>muchacho
was he 75?

No idea why you posted that picture.

OP is far more gay than that.

Hnng, I wish this happened to me.

So you fucked him in the ass right? Is that why you're trying us this story?

ARE YOU THAT RUSSIAN FAGGOT user THAT LOVES SPICS?

THE QUESTION IS, WHY??

Reported to Putin.

>quality thread

Also
>admitting that you're a twink

Top kek.

Post pics OP and you might get what you want ;)

>be me
>be tourist in Medellin, Colombia
>buy cocaine from a pusher
>snort it
>all of a sudden three bunda cops stop you in the street
>muchacho you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on coca
>muchacho, you'll be punished but you can avoid it
>how
>pound our bitch mestiza asses with your white cock, want to you to be our conquistador

Holy shit, all these newfags.

It's a pasta you dweebs. It's not even that old of a pasta. Goddamnit are there any oldfags still remaining on this board?

Gay

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This happened to me.

I've seen this pasta before top kek

This happened to me in the 1600s

You got to admit, that cop is pretty hot.

Oh boy, I thought you'd never ask...
Lemme ahhh, feel those muscles too. Heh-heh.

I don't get how any red blooded young man can even think women have sex appeal after seeing something like this

where will you be when purple aki shows up

do you also fap to princess celestia?

>Señor, how dare you to offer me such an awful thing? It's haram in my country!
>he sits down on the table, takes a huge police baton and starts tapping it on his other's hand
>muchacho, do you fucking think I'm playing games with you? don't fucking make me angry!
>Señor, please...
>Well, choose one thing, muchacho. You pound my hole with your twink cock or I pound yours with this stick. So what?
>tears start falling from my eyes
>ok, señor, I agree...
>well, that's it, muchacho!
>he sits down on the chair
>come to me, guapo
>he undoes my jeans and it turns out I have a boner
>very very bad guapo!
>he starts jerking off my wet and erected penis
>you're so wet, muchacho...

Hopefully not bent over.

Is there more?

reported

tell the story then fag

>he also has a huge erection which can be seen by the hump on his pants
>I hope you don't cum before the ACTION, right? It's better for you that you don't, otherwise I'll get very angry
>he licks my cock on the whole length and dandles the glans with his tongue
>mmm your juice is so delicious, like ambrosia!
>my cock starts trembling with arousal, I close my eyes and moan
>oh yeah, baby, your moaning is so hot, moan as loud as possible, guapo
>then he puts my D into his mouth and starts sucking, he closes his eyes and slurps my cock in his mouth
>when I almost cum, he stops it
>now you do the work, babe, I'll be your little submissive bitch
>my cock is trembling, I'm horny like hell, my heart beats like 180-200 bpm
>I take him by his police cap, violently rush my penis into his mouth and start deepthroating him

(raises hand) Hello fellow old fag :3 I came during the election. How long have you been here pal?

holy shit do i see OC

i thought russians werent faggots guess i was wrong

>came here during elections
>old fag

>35 year old with 15" arms
>Slav impressed enough to blog his fantasies about it

Jesus Christ, Russia.

Keep em going

Ikr more like ancient fag aimirite :^) Hey how do I meme arrow?

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That goat is not for smuggling cocaine, Juan. Remember that.

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reminder that lifting weights is for homosexuals

>several frictions and my cock erupts right into his mouth, his fucking cap already on the floor
>it is a huge fucking eruption like a volcano in Iceland
>never had such a wonderful orgasm before
>he almost suffocates on my cum
>he came too, I see the wet spot on his pants
>his handsome manly face looks now like a cheap Spic whore used by 10 drunk white bottom class men
>when I take my cock out of his mouth, my D still intensively trembles, I keep on handling him by the head, he breathes hard, an expression of being very satisfied on his face
>then he starts licking sperm off my nuts and penis, from below to above and finally sticks to the glans
>baby, that was gorgeous
>best blowjob in my life
>but did you forget you promised to do my boipussy?? I might get angry and punish you, guapo... I want to rape your cock with my ass! Now! I want to feel this loverboy inside me... please... You see I'm at your feet begging for heavy pounding,,, I'm cock addicted... I love pale twinks like you... It's the best thing on the planet...
>his whispering and moaning is so hot I get horny again
>he pats my cock with his hand, it starts to grow in size, with huge blue veins on it
>but first I'd like you lick your twink ass, babe...
>he grabs me in his muscle arms and gives me a warm mouth to mouth
>his lips are so plump and pink...
>we start rubbing our cocks against each other
>his moaning intensifies
>he whispers
>oh muchacho, I can't wait till your prince insert my princess...
>I go full powertop
>I push him on the table, hug him and start licking his nipples
>his sweaty salty tits are so big and buff I almost lose my mind from pleasure
>he whispers
>I want it... now... I can't wait... I'll lick your ass after you pound mine... it'll be your wife, baby..

Russia, are u ok.

how the fuck am I gonna get my dick up if I'm high on opiates

>he gets rid off his pants without taking off his police boots, turns his back on me and leans his buff arms on the table, widely spreading his legs
>his muscular ass looks like 2 soccer balls, a pink well trained hole between two huge buttocks
>now, guapo, pound me so hard I get a heart attack
>I pour lube on his hole
>he trembles from impatience and moans a little
>I lubricate my finger with lube and rush it into his whore ass
>he has an intense convulsion all over the body, starts roaring
>I keep on fucking his butt with my finger, training it for my cock
>he breathes hard
>finally he starts moving his hips back and forward, jumping on my finger
>oh, mi amor, do it, do it right now, show me who the boss is, make me your little slut...
>I slowly take the finger out of his huge muscle ass
>lubricate my cock with lube
>and start pushing it insde his hole

get help, ivan. you need to stop for your own safety.

I sent a link to this thread to Putin. You'll get castrated soon.

>ARE YOU THAT RUSSIAN FAGGOT user THAT LOVES SPICS?

No

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Lol

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