>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>MALE BLACK smashes out the window of caller's green pacifica >automatic pistol in posession
Joseph Garcia
>Group of teens in a silver PT Cruiser causinga ruckus >Responding from scene of previous SHOTS FIRED, "Requesting body removal"
Kevin Clark
>Gang member standng in front of SHARK'S Restaurant, refusing to move.
Jackson Bailey
>From scene of another SHOTS FIRED, Blue 4-door with three occupants, (1 MALE BLACK, 2 FEMALE BLACK) Fleeing north. Officer no longer has them in sight.
Jack Price
Ahh, hell. No Roberts currently on. I'll try this again in an hour....
Aiden Perry
Shit won't get real until the sun goes down.
Sebastian Cook
bump good evening user's how was ur day?
i have 2 papers due tomorrow at 6 am EST and i haven't even started them
here have an anime girl shaking her head
Landon Thompson
>THE THREAD IS PULLED FROM THE BRINK OF OBLIVION Ay, lads.
It's been pretty nice so far. lots of yummy violence.
Blake Rogers
glad to hear, im going to turn the ac down to 60 and grab a blanket
Hudson Evans
>turn the ac down to 60 and grab a blanket You sir, are a learned scholar of the art of comfy. >tfw my steak and baked potatoes are almost ready
>Unresponsive female...THE FIRE IS GROWING WE GOT A STRUCTURE FIRE, LADS!
Camden Rogers
>how was ur day? My day has been great, and is improving with every chirp of the radio.
>i have 2 papers due tomorrow at 6 am EST and i haven't even started them user, write your papers while listening to murder. It's the best.
>Suicidal male call
Andrew Howard
>AMBERLAMPS needs an Adam, they have a combative patient Because you aint gangster if you aren't gonna pick a fight with the EMS trying to save your life.
Ryan Ward
BATTERY IN PROGRESS >MALE BLACK THREW A BABY INTO THE FRONT SEAT OF HIS CAR
Jaxson Peterson
>Domestic in progress, group of 5 neighbors are threatening to assault the caller at a back yard party >MALE BLACK in black jeans standing on a corner selling loose cigarettes
Cooper Myers
...
Bentley Rogers
>FEMALE BLACK is trying to break in multiple store windows, nothing further
Nolan Edwards
Thanks for the pity bump. lel. I think I should have waited an hour.
Juan Russell
INTOXICATED MALE WHITE
Ayden Reed
>mfw someone fired off 14 rounds and actually had the skill to reload last night
Henry Howard
>nogs develop an inner-city variant of the tactical reload. If they start using their sights as well we're fucked.
"CHICAGO -- Some 16,000 applicants are taking the police entrance exam at McCormick Place this weekend, the highest number of applicants Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson says he can ever remember seeing during his tenure with the department."
>GANGERS FIGHTING OVER TERRITORY >HOSTILE MALE HIT IN HEAD WITH BRICK REFUSING AID >SOME OTHER VIOLENT THING i COULDN'T MAKE OUT
Bentley Campbell
That's excellent. I know we have at least two anons who've posted in these threads regularly who are taking the exam.
James Lewis
I bombed out of school 'cause it was my first time out on my own and got to being a fucking moron and skirt chasing. School isn't the be-all, end-all, but apply yourself when you can, Robert.
When you do something, put your all in it, even if it's fuckin' stupid. Get cozy, listen to the scanner...this was how it was in the old fucking days, brother, listening to the radio, trying to get shit done. The only reason you're listening to the scanner, rather then being reported on it, is your will.
We'll be alright, Robert.
Dominic Murphy
MENTAL
Jack Watson
multiple shots fired calls.
Camden Bennett
>37 year old male black >having a mental breakdown
What in the goddamn...that's a thing? there's enough self-awareness there to HAVE a breakdown?
Gabriel Cook
It was a moment of self awareness. For one brief shining moment, he saw himself the way we see him...the results were catastrophic.
Cooper Young
GRASS ON FIRE
Caleb Cooper
>Three nogs in training (Between 11-13 y/o) set the grass on fire at school. Fire is out now.
Austin Foster
>MALE BLACK commits drive-by purse snatching
Luis Hernandez
>male black >fucking about, jumpy, pulling his hair >in a dunkin' dougnuts
INTO THE MOUTH OF THE BEAST, THE NOG DOTH GO
Elijah Foster
Crazy nigga @ dunkin AYYY!
>Male black nocking on doors, making notes on a notepad.
Gabriel Price
>ok, narcotics, gangs, or both?
Sassy dispatch is feeling perky tonight...
Anthony King
ayy we closin up on real robert hours who tf up
Gavin Turner
Not even sassy, this is Real ADAM hours apparently. Shit, I didn't expect things to be so...destive this early.
Leo Perry
a few of us.
Jaxson Rivera
...
Cooper Evans
Chicago is a 24 hour mug of blood.
The only reason we don't follow the detroit scanner anymore is too many of the more insane areas arn't even part of the city anymore. No patrols, no phone or cell service, not even working streetlights. The shit you hear about is some straight up Africa shit though...like some guy almost dying from being forced to drink an assload of motor oil.
Robert is the cape, Adam is the commissioner.
Grayson Gray
Oh shit son, 20+ shots, 4-5 male black, running
>Twenty! >Twenty shots fired! >Ah ah ah!
Brandon Carter
>Robert is the cape, Adam is the commissioner. I like this.
REAL NIGGING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZZZ
Aaron Myers
>female black being talkied to by a detective is NOT a part of current shooting >May have been a witness to an EARLIER shooting poor bitch.
Cameron Nelson
OPEN KEY P E N
K E Y
Jackson Roberts
watch yo keys
Easton Evans
>shots fired
Jaxon Bennett
To catch everyone up to speed on that, there is currently a turf battle underway.
David Jones
>The shit you hear about is some straight up Africa shit
I remember when we had these threads last summer and we heard about police finding a human bone in a park and some crazy old nigger swinging a sword
Jordan Davis
Yeah, the black knight. Or that other MALE BLACK wearing red lingerie, knocking on some kids window.
Cooper Long
...
Camden Morris
>AGGRIVATED ASSAULT W/ HANDGUN...FLASHED GANG SIGNS
Zachary Gutierrez
>Male black >train hijack
Levi Martin
user CALLER: MALE BLACKS GOING TO STICK UP A FUCKIN TRAIN!
Leo Jackson
>spotted that drone again, was at the last murder too...
>two male black attempting to STICK UP A TRAIN
>rolling turf war
it's fucking sunday you nogs...
Nolan Taylor
>>spotted that drone again, was at the last murder too... FUCK, I didn't imagine that.
John Campbell
ITT: Reminder
Ya'll Need to Check Yo Keys. :__)
Jack Thomas
fuckload of guns out tonight...
Hudson Collins
...
Liam Adams
What's up, Roberts? Chicago World News got doxxed.
Elijah Cruz
Dat sum choice OC, Robert.
>guns out tonight There is a running gun battle/turf war currently ongoing.
Jason Gutierrez
>GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE
mark your cards
Jose Rogers
Tfw
> Garbage Can on Fire :)
Henry Davis
HELL YEAH LETS GET /comfy/ posting MOONMAN from last nights thread, user where ever you are thanks for the new phone wallpaper
Isaiah Sanders
CAN ON FIRE. ITS HAPPENING LADS
Tyler Walker
>garbage can fire >Inarticulate noggy hollering in the background
Brandon Parker
>garbage can on fire Bingo card filling up early tonight!
Tyler Kelly
Sassy black dispatcher is best dispatcher.
Benjamin Evans
SHOTS FIRED
Juan Hill
>two coyotes in the park
Leo Robinson
Two coyotes on the loose
Elijah Cooper
>two coyotes loose in a park
do we even have a fucking box for that?!
Landon Johnson
both have 6 year long rap sheets and are documented enforcers in the Gangster Disciples.
Jonathan Brown
kek
In Chiraq even the animals are cliqued up.
Chase Johnson
CHECK YO MAFUCKIN KEYS, ROBERT, GOT DAYUM
Mason Rivera
drunk cracker bitch wearing a beanie
CHECK YO *BEEP*
Carson Myers
ain't got no money to pay fo his steak
Jeremiah Wilson
These threads make Sup Forums a fun place to visit. >mfw the summer heat sets in
Kevin Torres
>steakhouse >customer has no money to pay bill
Gee i wonder who it could be...
>WHATTYA MEAN YA DON TAKE EBT? >IT'S MUTTAFUKING FOOD AN'T IT NIGGA?
Easton Anderson
broke ass nigga dine and dashed some sirloin sheeeeiiitt!
Zachary Turner
the ebt card got declined
Brody Flores
>11 y/o caller, said his momma gave him permission to call regarding a nigress of a very specific name, who displayed a knife and threatened to stab him
Ryder Hernandez
SHIIEEEEETTT
Andrew Sanchez
>threatened to shoot and kill nigglet >while holding a knife >no gun displayed
Stupid, ballsy, or nigger sorcery, you be the judge.
Joseph Roberts
Why not all three?
Andrew Miller
Black magic
Jacob Murphy
NIGGA STOLE HER TV.
Justin Thomas
>Stupid, ballsy, or nigger sorcery, you be the judge. Stupid, ballsy, nigger sorcery. That's got a nice ring to it.
