NEW HAPPENING

>What's happening?
Ecuador's Presidential election is projecting that the socialists will be out of power for the first time in 10 years, a huge shock as the socialist candidate (Lenin Moreno) was far ahead in the polls
>Why should I care about some irrelevant brown shithole?
Julian Assange is in the Ecuadorian embassy right now. Lasso (who is projected to win) is a western puppet and could (and would) kick him out. Assange is handed over to the USA and he never sees daylight ever again.

VOTES ARE BEING COUNTED RIGHT NOW

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>Lasso, 61, a director of the country's largest bank, Banco de Guayaquil, served previously as finance minister, provincial governor and US ambassador

Stay cucked Ecuador

t. kremlin shills

>Believing assange is alive and not a CIA puppet.

Well what are you doing on here britfag?!
Go grab some hooligans and guard the Embassy with all your stiff upper lips can muster!

assange is dead you retard.

this is just how they're going to explain it to the normies that he died.

>Both candidates have spoken during the campaign of how they would deal with Mr Assange, who is holed up in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.

>Mr Lasso has said if he is elected he will evict the WikiLeaks founder within 30 days of taking office.

>Mr Moreno, who is aligned with outgoing President Rafael Correa and was hand-picked by him, has said he would let Mr Assange stay in the embassy.

I'm sure the US are not interfering here. No way.

wtf is happening to south america? just this week we have a dictator maduro grabbing more power in venezuela, a constitutional crisis and resulting riots in paraquay, and now this.

its a world in turmoil!

And if he's not?

>one less socialist country in Latin America

I'm thrilled for Venezuela being the last nail in the coffin.

Assange death was a false flag by Julian himself

find him, the cia has him somewhere then.

hello cia nigger.

Thank Maduro. Everyone got scared because of the self-coup in Venezuela, giving Lasso the extra push.

WTF I'm a hilldog now

>Maduro is so terrible he ruins countries that he isn't even in charge of

damn
really makes me think

i told you

The thing is that even if they evict Asange the Swedish court might throw out the case against him, supposedly one of the women who claims he rapd him can't even remember anything from that particular evening anyomre.

>According to exit poll from @PerfilesOpinion:
>Lenín: 52.2 %
>Lasso: 47.8 %

twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/848659656989921284

>According to exit poll from @cedatos :
>Lenín: 46.98 %
>Lasso: 53.02 %

twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/848663170944258048

>UPDATE: 5:00 p.m.: Polls have closed in the second round of the Ecuadorean presidential elections....The first official results will be released at 8:00 p.m.

telesurtv.net/english/news/Live-Updates-Polls-Open-in-Tight-Ecuador-Run-off-Election-20170401-0016.html

FIRST RESULTS COMING IN FROM ECUADOR →

TWO EXIT POLLS SHOW TWO DIFFERENT GUYS WINNING

CHANCES OF STREET FIGHTING DUE TO LOSING SIDE (WHATEVER IT IS) CRYING "RIGGED"

You're gonna die and all u do is shitpost on pol, Julian?

>Official results in the runoff have not yet been tabulated but three exit polls predict Lasso winning by a small but comfortable margin while a fourth says Lenin Moreno has won. Both candidates claimed victory before the first ballots were even counted.

startribune.com/the-latest-ecuadoreans-choosing-president-in-close-race/417899793/

Well she feels like he raped her tho, isn't this enough for sweden?

What is 8pm in bong time

WHAT IS 8PM IN BONG TIME

My country is fucked either way.

There's Bolivia too, and the last nail will always be cuba

>Assange
>Alive

1 AM.

surprisingly no you actually need evidence for that kind of thing here, it's weird

You know Sweden has a feminist party that pushes this exact type of thinking.

Imagine living in a socialist feminist country and still thinking white men are responsible for every transgression you face.

They had some Somali immigrant in their party who said "Boobs show that men can focus on more than one thing at once" and he got suspended. I shit you not.

Fucking amazing tbqh.

What kind of fucking inequality does a Swedish woman face?
They're not even allowed to bitch about the rape rate because then migrants are brought up again.

THE ONE TIME I WANT A SOCIALIST TO WIN AND YOU CABRONES FUCK IT UP

REEEE

Results coming in around 1h and 40 min.

resultados2017-2v.cne.gob.ec/frmResultados.aspx

High chances of rigging

>BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

>electing another Lenin
Sort yourselves out!

Both are shit candidates, what a shit election to choose between a (((banker))) and a commie

Someon's getting nervous

FAKE NEWS

...

whose winning?

Conflicting results. One exit poll (who got the 1st round right) says Lasso is winning. Another says Lenin is winning (Telesur aka Telebasura is shilling for him bigly btw)

>Trump
>biting the hand that fed him
Nah

Snowden might be a different story however

Trump is 100% gonna crash Assange's plane with no survivors

this is good but at the same time Assange will get fucked if Lasso wins

Goodnight sweet prince

At this point I think he's been dead a while, or at least under complete control in the embassy. This will be some super secret extraction by US "contractors", won't be seen in public again before eventual execution that also wouldn't ever be made public.

La Cia is backing him in order to fuck Assange in the Brit embassy.

this is what south america has always been

like people like kirchner and evo and lula were fucking nuts and they also represented one of the periods of the most stability in the continent ever

>try to give people rights, dignity and happiness
>people kill you for it
>they chastize you for fighting back
>they want to see you dead and brag about it
>socialists in Ecuador were the only thing keeping WikiLeaks alive
Bitter the socialist's journey, and lonely the socialist's grave.

Helicopter ride for Assange.

I'm not desu

next up Argentina an Spain vs GB

>Volatile situation in Ecuador right now. Lasso declared victory, his supporters went nuts & now official results show otherwise, so "fraud!"

twitter.com/NickMiroff/status/848694962325786624

>Explosions in central Quito right now, thankfully they appear to be celebratory fireworks, not flash-bangs & tear gas (yet)

twitter.com/NickMiroff/status/848696041956364289

>Argentina and Spain

What? When did that happen?

the left will prevail, comrade

Aw I love elections where everybody wins :)

Assanage has been dead since October.

Perhaps his connections are still publishing things. But he is definetly no more.

kek

Welcome to the Ride you are here forever.

Plus, ecuador is a good gauge for the rest of the continent since they are very stable and relatively wealthy

prevail for brain dead fools, yea

Their twitter still says they have literally no results yet.

Is this fake news?

twitter.com/cnegobec

s

>tfw praying for Lasso win just for the wikileaks happenings, also fuck Lenin the commie

its too bad assange is white

And then they'll probably drop "his remains" at sea, not deeming them worthy of a funeral or Christian sepulture.

Fuck I don't want to lose Assange

US/CIA/deepstate fixed Ecuador's election so they can get their hands on Assange.

>pick between a socialist and a western puppet
Damn, poor ecuadorians.

So we're cheering for the socialist to win?
I like socialists now.

Silver lining if he gets v& wikileaks might drop everything at once instead of the slow release.

I went to Quito and the Galapagos when I was 14, and I loved it. Quito and the surrounding areas are very beautiful, and the Galápagos Islands are a treasure. You guys can do it! I will make sure to go back if I can.

Lenin won, I guess the australian shitposter gets to live 4 more years

I never thought I would live to see the day when I wanted a leftist named Lenin to win an election.
I feel dirty.

>One candidate unironically has "Lenin" as his first name.

Fucking South American monkeys I swear to God

EMPATE TECNICO

HOLY FUCK

CIVIL WAR HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=BCFgon4y1pQ

,

Triggered
He is also a cripple that's why we call him "wheels"

To all the Ecuadorians in this thread

apparently Ecuadorians have an average of 7" dick size. Is that actually true?

i had (((((nothing))))) to do with this. i did not say this, i am not here.

t. CIA Bro

just said it was a technical draw and they can't give results so far

Holy shit this will get violent soon.

This shit looks more and more rigged every minute

NO RESULTS TONIGHT BOYS

STAY TUNED FOR THE COMING STREET WAR THO

so no declared winner yet?

>CIA was here

Nope. Difference was too small so they won't announce a winner yet.

Expect plenty of recounts and analysis and everyone crying fraud (some are already doing it on the streams linked)

lenin won bro

You're doing it wrong.

You'll have to ask a woman I'm not into dicks desu senpai
but yeah mine is about that same for my brother and cousins

mfw i have relatives called "adolfo" and "stalin"

Is reality just a joke for you people?

>another election in South America where the left-wing candidate wins with 50.1% of the votes

They can't keep getting away with this.

It's """21st century democracy"""