>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
PREGAME SHOW (From 5:40PM zulu): >MALE BLACK smashes out the window of caller's green pacifica...automatic pistol in posession >Group of teens in a silver PT Cruiser causinga ruckus >Responding from scene of previous SHOTS FIRED, "Requesting body removal" >Gang member standng in front of SHARK'S Restaurant, refusing to move. >From scene of another SHOTS FIRED, Blue 4-door with three occupants, (1 MALE BLACK, 2 FEMALE BLACK) Fleeing north. Officer no longer has them in sight. >Unresponsive female, unknown male called in a house fire...THE FIRE IS GROWING >AMBERLAMPS needs an Adam, they have a combative patient >BATTERY IN PROGRESS: MALE BLACK THREW A BABY INTO THE FRONT SEAT OF HIS CAR >THREW A BABY
>FEMALE BLACK is trying to break in multiple store windows, nothing further >white blond hippy wanted for...several things at this time. >Gang members walking around "an area" shouting and yelling, one is waving an unknown object wrapped in newspaper >37 year old MALE BLACK having a mental breakdown >Multiple shots fired calls >Three nogs in training (Between 11-13 y/o) set the grass on fire at school. Fire is out now. >MALE BLACK commits drive-by purse snatching >20 SHOTS FIRED -- Earlier call has devolved into a turf battle between gangs >AGGRIVATED ASSAULT W/ HANDGUN...FLASHED GANG SIGNS >spotted that drone again, was at the last murder too... >two male black attempting to STICK UP A TRAIN >GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE >two coyotes in the park >CHECK YO KEYS >11 y/o caller, said his momma gave him permission to call regarding a nigress of a very specific name, who displayed a knife and threatened to stab him >TRANSGENDER ROOM MATE THREATENING SELF HARM >Caller said someone was in the house WITH AN AXE...attempted to call back got uh...busy tone >domestic...girlfriend wants her shit...now a gun call >woman under siege by FIVE teen MALE BLACKS who smashed out a window and are looking in at her
Carter Cox
Lurk. It's worth it.
Oliver Cook
...
Aiden Peterson
YOU WILL KNOW WHEN THE WORD ROBERT IS SPOKEN, user
Also
>10-4 >Armed robbery
Lucas Adams
...
Caleb Jenkins
Less than an hour until....
Camden Thompson
Cont'd... >Extended Magazine Nigger playing trapdoor spider behind a garbage bin. >MALE BLACK at the train station, keeps turning the power on and off to the escalators >2X MALE BLACKS (One with dreadlocks) beat a woman and then drag her down the street to a "production studio" >Man wants to talk to an officer about found syringes in the dog park >Man reports his mistress is out front "throwing bottles around" >2y/o white little brother is missing from the house. >Black hoodie black pants w a gun he's got an h&m shopping bag >female, passed out at the bus stop...in a wheel chair...she's a regular.
>FATHER IS BEATING UP THE WIFE WHILE DAUGHTER IS TALKING TO POLICE
Brody Gomez
>Black ski mask >liquor store >shots fired
Xavier Roberts
>shots fired at the liquor store
Adrian Perry
That is quality
Tyler Lewis
Former FD here with war stories. From last thread:
Nice. I wasn't with it long, but I've got a few tales. Unfortunately, the only night calls I got was a brush fire with extension into a shack that was finished by the time I started rolling.
The other I was puking my guts out before hand and didn't run, but...
>Nig and wiggers partying in an appartment Complex >Use fireworks >in side >a month after the 4th or so >City arrives shortly after, top floor of apartments rocking and rolling. >City calls out for more engines, leaving 3 or so stations empty of personnel >Call for aid >County brought in to assist in the yard, and fill empty stations. >no fatalities, no injuries >Top floor and several bottom floor rooms destroyed
>no arrests.
Isaac Fisher
>That's the idea, meme Robert into a fashwave M.A.S.K. with sexpot dispatchers who gets the job done no matter what. Dik status: MUH
Evan Williams
Googling pics for that I found out, Dubai got a fleet of police cars Robert should be cruising around in. Camaros, Lambos, Bugattis, it's fuckin insane.
Owen Miller
For the new folks, and fresh pony converts.
We are the old fuckers playing dominoes on the porch at night, listening to the radio while crickets sing, and occasionally taking pot shots at the road with a .22, bantering all the while.
We're the ones who know, but don't care. People should be in here ragging about nations, or votes or whatever, but it's the labored breathing of a dying city on a fucking radio. It's the life's blood of a civilization pouring out...it's real, and now.
We are the ones who drive slow in the ultra fast lane. We chuckle when you trip. We cause no pain, just watch.
We are the ghostly Roberts.
Kayden Rogers
its all cars they have confiscated from either drug lords or stolen car rings
Nathan Price
AYO HOL UP WHAT U DOIN BOI
Jace Miller
>she mad
Charles Cook
THIS BITCH
Logan Flores
I UNDERSTAND YOU IN THA STATION BUT WERE YOU INVOLVED IN THE SASSY, NO!
Aiden Moore
THANK YOU! Wow SASSY is reaching critical mass.
Luke James
SASSY JUST WENT FULL DISPATCH
Mason Turner
dispatch chimping out rn
Dominic Long
Someone's SASSY!
Elijah Evans
WHOA, Don't fuck wit her she ain't got time fo yo shit!
Carter Jones
WERE YOU IN THE FUCKING PURSUIT YOU COMPLETE RETARD?
Daniel Foster
>drunks hitting cars with tree branches
Adrian Hughes
>Dispatcher being a bitch
They're either funny or cunts.
Dominic Watson
>swinging tree branches at cars
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Adam Watson
Whites in hoodies letting the side down.
Jacob Hughes
fucking drunk LARPers out there playing like the Knights who say Ni
Sebastian Roberts
>swinging tree branches
Alexander Evans
Why are the radio and these threads so comfy
Austin Sanders
>tree branches as weapons CHICONGO H I C O N G O
Alexander Cooper
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
Alexander Collins
kek
Levi Rivera
Because we stand here cheerleading men and women with a righteous cause.
Mason Harris
This post earned those digits. Saved for future dissemination. You've perfectly encapsulated the width and breadth of our comfy domain, user.
Josiah Ortiz
It's unfiltered reality. Same reason /sg/ is comfy.
Jayden Price
There was a naked, fat, bloody fucker trying to kill people with a fucking cow femur a few weeks ago.
now that's fucking oldschool...
Connor Moore
That's awesome. They gave us some sweet meme fodder.
David Morales
Godspeed
Ian Turner
Have some OC and get comfy
Henry Jackson
Tnat's your slickest OC yet, skylinebro.
Jeremiah Ramirez
>mfw no just a hamster in a wheel meme yet
Hunter Davis
this one is still a fav
Jack Wilson
It was during occupy wall street, but i feel it has a home here too.
God's message to protesters:
Woe be unto you, dirty hippies. For thou stinketh of patchouli and BO; For thou talk of marx, yet know him not; For thou hast bills, and hast not paid them; For thou hast dreadlocks and white skin.
And so i shall send among you, My servents with hat, and with bat; That they may christen your heads with hickory, And anoint your faces with pepper spray.
And once thou hast been cuffed and stuffed, Once thou has been stitched and bandaged; Perhaps thou shall learn, I am tired of your shit.
David Kelly
whats /sg/
Jackson Myers
syria general
Kevin Hall
thx m8. I'm learning.
Caleb Evans
these threads are so /comfy/ and polite
>person with a gun
Eli Wilson
Stop watching mlp
Luke Morris
I envision the graphic novel. Male black causing shit. Robert doing his best to contain the insanity and violence. How does the story end?
Nathan Young
That's Nashville senpai
Josiah Brown
i heard the word gun! is it happening? first time in the thrad
Chase Johnson
Hell, just take the last two paragraphs, honestly, and that could be a fucking mantra to have writ on your nightstick...
Alexander Moore
It's Chicago, it's always happening.
Nicholas Sanchez
i can pretend cant i?
Ryder Myers
LOL I remember reading that somewhere. Here's one me and another user wrote for Robert the other night:
Robert getting ready to roll out. Guns loaded. Keys checked. These unruly niggers are gonna get wrecked.
Ten o'clock has come at last, The niggers start their crime. But guns are loaded, Keys are checked. Now, it's Robert's time.
Poor male black Can't turn back When Robert's far and wide No matter how he tries To spread his crime Robert's right behind
He comes in cars of colored light, Hot on the niggers' trail They'll try to run, to fight, to hide, But they'll always fail.
The night is long, the night is hard, Lives are always lost. But Robert will see justice done, no matter what the cost. His work is thankless, deadly, hard, It gnaws at Robert's soul. But still he goes out to wage his battle For his holy goal.
Kayden Ortiz
Male Black harassing women at a club
Chase Fisher
>i heard the word gun! You're going to hear that word a lot.
Carter Reyes
lol. welcome to chicago.
Elijah Jackson
The crazier things happen when a gun isn't involved.
Caleb Perez
>yesterday was ponymageddon
>today the robert thread is full of newbs
This is awesome.
Enjoy Chicago, new friends.
Henry Allen
Same here, Just the other day moved beyond MSPaint, I like the video and shift distorts GIMP has.
Samuel Ross
Strap in for chill mode, nigger. Male black was last seen with a tall can of beer.
Telephone pole was made off with with live wires still attached - couple days ago
Michael Gomez
Friday morning I got into work, loaded the stream, and heard a call about a nigger knocking on a woman's window to jerk off for her. This show never fucking ends.
Nathaniel Rivera
that was the same night someone stole a fence
Evan Powell
I'd sell my first-borne child for video of this happening.
Henry Ross
there's a mosh pit out there somewhere
Anthony Torres
nice trips.
I was surprised to see these threads go all day on friday.
Real Adam Hours is becoming a thing.
I am still saying National Guard by summer.
Jaxson Taylor
man i wish we had gotten a follow up on that call
Owen Rogers
15 strong
Blake Ward
Are we listening to zone 6? I usually listen to z7, O block is 7 I think. Who's keeping up with chicago world news, hope he don't get capped.
Christian Cooper
New Chicago Friends, Stay, learn some lingo, enjoy the comfy. you dont have to enter into every thread. Just come back whenever you have a boring night and just want to chill. Don't forget to stop in for summer holidays and weekends! My first night in was a 4th of July and it was great.
Luis Wood
So that's where the expression "Peelers" comes from. Thanks.
Camden Rivera
Haha, unironically epic
Blake Ramirez
a question i've always wanted to ask: how come you can listen to police scanners online? who puts it online? isnt police radio encoded or restricted otherwise? honestly curious about this
Michael Rivera
Naw, that was the night before, the pole heist was the same night everyone got locked out of their house and a 14 year old escaped the hospital.
