Underrated Conspiracy Theories

>Oswald wanted Governor Connally dead, in a moment of nihilism shot Kennedy.
>Princess Di was ordered dead by the royal family, they didn't want to risk a muslim royal baby
>Most stories of terrorist attack plots being foiled are fake, happen to cheer up the public

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>Princess Di
>muslim baby

Explain this.

nuclear weapons literally dont exist

She was fucking some Muslim dude on the side . He was with her when she went ooostensplat.

The world's true shape ((((((((((they)))))))))) don't want you to see

Gravity isn't real. All the people dying from jumping off of buildings are actually dying because of distance illness.

Stanley Kubrick was murdered by the church of Scientology for pulling Tom Cruise away from it during Eyes Wide Shut.

She was with a Paki. They killed her so she wouldn't breed

>the Tsar is still alive, he switched places with George V, who was executed instead
>North Korea doesn't actually exist, the geographic land itself is a nuclear testing site and all of the supposed documentation of it has been carefully crafted by the CIA as an ongoing shit test for the American populace
>the real Hitler died in WWI, third reich was a false flag

>Princess Di was ordered dead by the royal family, they didn't want to risk a muslim royal baby
basically everybody in the UK knows about this, and from my experience a great deal of middle aged people believe it

Reality and all out lives is merely mental masturbation by the Creator. We are God daydreaming.

Di deserved to get killed for race mixing. It's understandable for a prince to fuck around not some slut princess.

>North Korea doesn't actually exist, the geographic land itself is a nuclear testing site and all of the supposed documentation of it has been carefully crafted by the CIA as an ongoing shit test for the American populace
nigger there are people alive today that fought in the korean war

ponies make a person more red pilled than Hitler

No one believes it

holy shit
it all makes sense now

>Princess Di was ordered dead by the royal family, they didn't want to risk a muslim royal baby

Legitimate reason for an assassination, desu

this

mare master race now

The Korean war happened, but it didn't go the way we were told. The US nuked Pyongyang and have been using the rest of the country as a testing ground/landfill ever since. Kim Jong Un is an actor and everything you see on tape of "North Korea" is a set.

Also literally everyone in England thinks this is true, it isn't even a conspiracy theory at this point

t. Brit

based royal family

No brit believes it

>hotdogs

How do you explain Americans both famous and regular that have gone?

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Mobile post. What flag is that?

Then what did we drop on Hiroshima and Niggersaki?

Marshall Isles.

They have. Also perspective. Were you under a rock when they updated the zodiac dates to fit current star placement?

Cheers... Where the fuck are they? (Rhetorical question)

clear faggot, in fact, i think he gets off on teasing it, e.g. 30 day dude vacation

Nigger wut

This is so easy to solve though
Buy a globe and some sticky stars, put the sticky stars on your wall and spin the globe really fast while you spin and hold the globe in your hand, do the sicky stars change.

and as far as the sun shooting through space, space is fucking huge dude and most of the stars are moving in a similar trajectory.

What would happened if she was pregnant by the Arab bf? Was she still a princess when she died? Wasn't she divorce? Would the Arab baby be a prince?

Lots of TNT

Fagolia

Natalie Portman is Mossad

People vanishing from US Nat'l parks are being abducted by Bigfoot/Alien hybrids.

Why couldn't they just kill the boyfriend? Even if they didn't they could just kill her after she was pregnant. Seems a bit overkill for beloved public figure.

Why would she be she's rich

Because then Pakistan would launch an investigation. With this they could use their powers in Britain to call it off

Everything was legit up until the end of the war when we used the nuke.

Most diaspora Jews of some importance are likely contacted by Mossad at some point to do shit. There have been other well documented cases of dual citizens who worked for them in hollywood. Not much of a conspiracy desu. I'd be shocked if she was one who never did anything like that.

How would a dumb celeb benefit mossad

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The Pancreas Prevarication. Pancreas? You have likely heard of the mythical little thing that many claim resides inside of you. But you have not seen it. You have not touched it nor do you likely know anything about it. But you think it's there right?

Wrong.

It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need injections at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

So, ask yourself, have seen your Pancreas? Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

If not you are more sane than I started out. Take the Pancreas Pill now.

The Pancreas is a prevarication

Have you not watched Team America?

You got to give it up to Jews. They stick together And will do anything for their race.

No one thinks that, Though I knew a muslim lad at uni who said he believed it, but i think he was trying to IRL troll people so he could race-bait them into saying something he could call racist.

No

>Media slanders youtubers for so called offensive content and ''hate speech''

Who owns the media ?

>Companies threaten youtube all at once to withdraw adds as they say they don't want to be advertised on videos with so called hate speech.

>Companies do this even thought they know the majority of people are not butt hurt about so called offensive videos

>Companies know they will lose money but still don't care

Who owns these companies ?

>Youtube starts bringing censorship bit by bit in a response to all this.

Who owns youtube ?

>Banks make money from literally nothing and control all the ups and downs of the economy at will.

Who owns the Banks ?

All these companies and youtube don't care about losing money because they get money from their banking friends anyway , it's one giant network.

Pic is definitely related.

IT'S ALWAYS THEM FUCKING ALWAYS

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You believe it you troll

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hawaiians (only hawaiians, not polynesians) are a special kind of island people who are also descendants of Turkmen, Ancient romans, and mongols

"The more you know"

because once a coalburner always a coalburner, get to the root of the problem

so, "la-la-la-i-can't-hear-you" then?

You better sauce that theory

The election was hacked by the Russians.

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You are a terrible troll

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>She was with a Paki. They killed her so she wouldn't breed
>Britbongs try their hardest to make a Caliphate years later

I can't see the anglo's chess moves, senpai.

Nuclear power plants do. Sorry the science is to solid on this one

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>TNT
>thousands and thousands of cases of radiation poisoning
>deformed radiobabies everywhere, even decades later

The Gemstone File.

Jackie O shot JFK with a snub nosed revolver

underrated

How do they know Princess Di had dandruff?

>she left her head and shoulders in the back seat

access to rich and famous private domiciles, vehicles. can plant surveillance or tracking devices.

source for gossip/ leads to follow up on for blackmail.

or honeypot.

>>Princess Di was ordered dead by the royal family, they didn't want to risk a muslim royal baby
probably

>>Most stories of terrorist attack plots being foiled are fake, happen to cheer up the public

what if osama had been dead for years but obama jumped on the opportunity to portray it later for reelection

This. The viddies are so stupid and poorly doctored.
>trees bending back and fourth
>camera mounted on a poll in the air doesnt move at all
>beginning looks exactly like a sunrise speed up.

PsyOPs and MKultra in media. The kikes are balls deep into this.

oooh honey pot for sure, look at this little slut

>yfw natalie portman was used to infiltrate pedo rings for blackmail

If only they weren't greedy worthless parasite kiddie fucker faggots.

>We live on the top remains of a mining core out.

They had nuclear plants before everyone else. They fukushima'd themselves twice at the same time before anyone in the world had a nuke plant. The TNT caused them to melt down when the water tank was breached

too soon

Well in her handwritten letter she stated that she feared Charles would have her killed in a car Accident.

Dennis Rodman was there like a year ago.

I'm a student in nuclear engineering. I'm pretty sure all national fusion research is actually just for weapons and all climate change research funding goes towards weapons development (super computers for simulations).

Kek don't lie, check those digits

Antarctica is a strange one. Very odd that in the post war boom when we were basically strip mining the entire planet, nuclear testing as a hobby, and clearing rain forests & poisoning rivers for the thrill of it, then all the world powers get together and unilaterally decide to not touch such a huge untapped resource?

It's profoundly out of character compared to rest of humanity's behaviour at the time. The question is why? Why did they decide that a frozen desert wasteland was so important to preserve while completely fucking with every other place on the planet?

Eveyone goes on about Dodi but no-one mentions Khan who she saw for two years and wanted to marry. The beauty of it all is he dumped her and left her heartbroken and suicidal.

Nasty.

Apparently she was fucking batshit BPD crazy though. I've seen interviews with her and she seemed borderline retarded, it's no wonder every guy she dated eventually fucked off. Never really saw all the fuss. Big nose and dinner lady hair (which of course she pioneered)

Princess Di wasn't killed by the royal scumbags, she was killed by a reckless Asian driver chink who got distracted when his dog (lunch) jumped into the passenger seat.

>Diana attended secondary schools in Norfolk, and in Sevenoaks, Kent. She failed to pass any exams, but excelled in swimming and diving. In 1977 she briefly attended a finishing school in Rougemont, Switzerland. At that time she first met Prince Charles at a shooting party her home in Althorp. Charles was dating her sister Sarah. With no formal qualifications she moved to London where she lived with three other flatmates, and worked as an assistant at a kindergarten school and nanny. She starting seeing Charles from 1980 and their engagement was announced in February 1981.
As dumb as a bag of spanners.

Except that's exactly what he did. The Obama administration was failing miserably at the time and he knew he had to stage something big to boost morale and get re-elected. So he went after Osama, who had already been dead years from kidney failure, The entire thing was a (very poorly constructed) hoax.

>She excelled at swimming and diving.

I'd have fucked that bitch. Also, pol likes Hitchens. Watch his programme about the media blackout following her death. Its on the tube

There's no way the Tsar would still be alive today.

>they kill her for this
Pretty based and should set an example

Pretty sure TNT doesn't work like that in real life

Also don't forget Bush used Osama to get re-elected, Osama was nothing more than a Patsy. He was asked to make a propaganda video further threatening Bush and America, which had the knock on effect of Americans rushing to vote for him, effectively quashing John Kerry's chances of presidency.

I've been to multiple autopsies and I've seen it

Its tge whitest place on earth, its obvious why its protected