>be me
>listen to college telling us we should consider permanently moving to Canada because the rules are lax now
>me and my friends get excited
>sign papers up
>we need to fill a form in which we claim for citizenship and it estimates 50% of us are getting permanent residence
Feels good man
Look at me! I'm the leaf now.
Any tips?
>be me
>cross the US border illegally into Canada
>hitch hike to Vancouver, a sanctuary city
>now I live on the dole and never have to work
>the government can't do anything about it
Feels good bros.
...
Is Vancouver a sanctuary city?
How do you get welfare being an illegal?
my neighbours were brazilian for a bit (rental) and they would watch movies loud as shit until 4 am on weeknights
please stay the fuk out
>please stay the fuk out
Are you retarded?
I'm going. I don't care what you think.
Tips or gtfo.
Sorry but you made a mistake.
Everyone else in the world is also going to Canada. They will ruin it for you and you wont even be able to criticize them. You were probably better for in Brazil.
The atlantic and pacific oceans aren't rules, they're laws.
No, I'm coming too, and I'm going to fill your ass with feijoada HUEHEUEHEUHEU
I will go to Canada too
Cold weather has a great effect on people.
I'm not falling for this shit sorry.
Good have you heard the news?
From Brazil, anywhere is better
I know.
Tips?
Yeah, if you are moving to Canada make sure you learn about Islam and convert to it.
Pretty much this, within the next 100 years Canada will be under shira law
If it's only big butt brazilian women I'm okay with it...Ronaldo can fuck off
Oh that's fine.
Not a problem, thanks for the tip.
I might if they try to force me to.
When I breed with your women (yes, women, I mean it) I am likely to have a big bunda daughter you and I can enjoy.
Don't listen to that guy. He's in a minority. Get your ass up here. Great if you speak English, but np if not, I know that I'd certainly enjoy a foreign tongue.
Why would it be great if I spoke English?
I don't get it.
Excuse me, but what do you mean the rules are lax now? I'm skeptical that we give permanent residence to 50% of random Brazilians. Do you not have to go through the same points system as everyone else? If you're educated and skilled and speak English and/or French, then come on in. Can I ask what program you're applying for? Federal Skilled Workers, Federal Skilled Trade, Canadian Experience Class?
Do you like dogs as we do?
Don't worry, it doesn't even matter.
>Do you not have to go through the same points system as everyone else
Depends on where we will settle.
It's way easier in Quebec than it is in, like, Alberta.
But BC/Quebec/Ontario is pretty darn easy. We are going through a partnership our colleges have made with Canadian colleges (literally exporting reasonable people who work).
There's no one on Earth who loves dogs more than BRs. That I give you.
Hmm strange that's the most intolerant shit I have seen in a while.
>not recognizing low quality bait
>hue comes to Canada
>thinks he's the biggest nig on the block now
>goes out at night
>gets jumped by five Somalians
>on the way back gets jumped by six Afganis and beaten cause no more reais
Such is life in Canada
Go fuck yourself you stupid fuckhead
fuck you and die
>that webm
Yes that's why I'm going.
What's your point?
I'm gonna make sure Canada becomes as shitty if not worse than Brazil. I don't care if I burn as long as you and I burn together.
>willingly moving to this socialist winter wasteland
You're going to be useful chattel
Enjoy Toronto! ;^)
Then I just leave, right?
HuihaIUHIUa dude, Soros is a philanthropist you fucking psychos.
>I'm gonna make sure Canada becomes as shitty if not worse than Brazil
-no beaches
-cold as fuck
-sjw feminsm running the government
-beastiality nearly 100% legal
-no cheap drugs
-everything expensive & over taxed
-loads of mosques
-criminals get fed & housed on tax payer dollar
Canada is already worse
>Soros is a philanthropist
kek good one brazilbro, you're a funny guy please move here we'll love you in Toronto
Toronto, Montreal and Hamilton are self declared sanctuary cities. It's not the government can't do anything about it, it's they won't. Vancouver is heading down the same route
>Toronto, Montreal and Hamilton are self declared sanctuary cities
...and nothing of value was lost lel
Well, we do like to import the 3rd world.
Congratulations on getting out of hueland
Yes. And funny 90% of the violent crime comes out of Toronto and Montreal.
Toronto's and Montreal's murder rate is one of your Country's lowest.
Strange right?
You're probably use to spotting the criminal types there, you'll be fine here. Pic related, the usual suspects
What you studying in school m8?
Civil Engineering.
Wow what the f***.
We don't like them too that's fine.
>lol I like to lose and justify losing
>We are going through a partnership our colleges have made with Canadian colleges (literally exporting reasonable people who work).
Ohh, you're not getting permanent residence then. You're getting a temporary work or study permit and then you can apply for permanent residence when you're in Canada. You'll go through the point system when you apply for permanent residence.
If you end up wanting to stay here, my tips for you would be to try and learn English and/or French well, don't drop out, and make a good impression on your employer so that they extend a formal job offer. These are all major factors in the point system. The trickiest part is the Adaptability factor, because it's a bit subjective, but takes into account shit like previous experience in Canada, any family members in Canada, and even shit like if your spouse is well educated.
If you can meet the mark, then as far as I'm concerned, you're welcome to come into Canada and I hope you enjoy yourself.
ENJOY PAYING 30K A YEAR WHEREAS WE PAY 10K. LOLOLOLOL
Go to Newfoundland, best place in Canada eh?
I admit I thought the same thing for some reason.
>Toronto
Literally the asshole of the country
>Hamilton
Smells like shit, blue collar place
>Montreal
Actual cesspool, worst place in quebec
Dorry if you have to live in any of those places.
I like that all of the subhumans are being self quarenteed in a few shitty areas, smart way to handle it
>Civil Engineer
Nice, you'll probably get accepted then. Good luck m8, please bring some of your off-duty police with you
Not a lot of civil engineer demand on newfyland
You thought some thing for the same reason you admit the same reason you think the thought?
Sai da lan-house e volta pra laje, neguim.
lá vem o mameluco supremacista branco
sai daqui Campedelli
College representatives always tell the story about becoming a permanent resident. Did they also tell you that you could work part time and during break and even save money to pay your next tuition?
It's just salesmen BS.
>looks like someone could not make it kek
SHHHH, we need more chattel to get into debt and become life long wage slaves to pay taxes for our elder population! Oy vey!
thestar.com
>Imagine Canada with a population of 100 million — roughly triple its current size.
>>>For two of the most prominent voices inside the Trudeau government’s influential council of economic advisers, it’s much more than a passing fancy.
>It’s a target.
The 14-member council was assembled by Finance Minister Bill Morneau to provide “bold” advice on how best to guide Canada’s struggling economy out of its slow-growth rut.
>One of their first recommendations, released last week, called for a gradual increase in permanent immigration to 450,000 people a year by 2021 — with a focus on top business talent and international students. That would be a 50-per-cent hike from the current level of about 300,000.
The council members — along with many others, including Economic Development Minister Navdeep Bains — argue that opening Canada’s doors to more newcomers is a crucial ingredient for expanding growth in the future.
>They say it’s particularly important as more and more of the country’s baby boomers enter their golden years, which eats away at the workforce.
The conviction to bring in more immigrants is especially significant for at least two of the people around the advisory team’s table.
>Imagine Canada with a population of 100 million — roughly triple its current size.
Yeah it's going to be such a shit hole right?
Hey autist perhaps you should get out of your cabin in whateverland and actually meet some diverse people.
Let me guess, they didn't even mention the east coast, did they? Our poverty keeps us pure.
I know plenty m8.
I'm not against the brain-drain from countries, I like that we keep importing more workers so I can sit around and keep doing my thing.
11th generation here, I benefit much from having more bottom rung workers like you moving here - Cheap labour and easily exploited for various agendas. Good times.
Are you pro-gay & pro-Islam? You'd better be.
>Our poverty keeps us pure.
It's always like that.
I know, I'm from a relatively poor area from Southern Brazil.
Most of us are white af but we're really poor.
I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.
Still diversity does bring you a better living standard because everyone knows lesser peoples do more heavy work.
I would say they also bring murder if that was ACTUALLY always the case, which is not.
>Are you pro-gay & pro-Islam? You'd better be.
>pro-gay
>pro-Islam
I'm not dumb wtf.
I'm not pro any of them.
But if I had to pick a side I'd pick Islam over fags.
>because everyone knows lesser peoples do more heavy work.
You're not wrong.
Canada is importing people to do the dirty work, while the old money just profits off the massive artificial demand created by the growing supply of bodies
>But if I had to pick a side I'd pick Islam over fags
Oh man that's a hate crime here bruh
>Oh man that's a hate crime here bruh
Yes the laws are pretty much the same here.
All the SJW bs I mean.
But I don't think you get arrested for calling someone nigger, do you?
We do.
>But I don't think you get arrested for calling someone nigger, do you?
Yeah, you could be brought to court here / arrested
That would fall under a "hate crime" if you called them a nigger to their face.
You'll do fine here then, your mind has already been prepared for the insanity.
Oh if you do get arrested then it's the exactly same thing.
You already have the framework to become Brazil but I don't think you will because of the weather.
Yes really. Cold weather will make people less shit in some time.
>You already have the framework to become Brazil but I don't think you will because of the weather.
>Yes really. Cold weather will make people less shit in some time.
I've actually come to this same conclusion.
It's hard to be outside loitering around and committing crime in -25C.
The cold really does "chill" people out
Yes.
This is why I believe that you will be fine.
I just don't understand how you have 1/10 of blacks in Toronto.
I believe that in the first serious economic crisis you have and they have no money to pay for gas or vitamin D they're gone.
>I believe that in the first serious economic crisis you have and they have no money to pay for gas or vitamin D they're gone
Nah, government will just start handing out more welfare.
>Cold weather has a great effect on people.
Have fun getting a brain Arianism because niggers can't withstand the cold
naturalnews.com
They can only give welfare if there are taxpayers.
I know.
Still the incidence is quite low.
>They can only give welfare if there are taxpayers.
lmao if only that were true
Sadly, the ones that collect the most welfare here pay the least if any at all in taxes. They take more than they put it, if anything
I can unfortunately can confirm this, so many fuck HUEHUEHUES here in Vancouver.
Whatever you say monkey, have fun dying from a slow painful death since the government can't keep 100000000000000+ chimps alive with their shit healthcare system.
Look up death panels
Also I don't even believe youre going to canada.
Good, hopefully they kill all the chinks and poos.
>within the next 100 years Canada will be under shira law
Inshallah brother!
>-no beaches
There are nice beaches on the northern shore of the Saint Lawrence gulf. If you don' mind dying of hypothermia after a 15 minutes dip and 25 feet long Greenland sharks.
I know.
This is why when an economic crisis hits, the ones who actually pay the taxes now won't be able to pay them anymore.
I'm white, believe it or not.
For the sake of the argument, do believe it.
Also I'm aware of the Molyneux case.
Could be worse, it could continue being a pro-fag and pro-whore place.
>the ones who actually pay the taxes now won't be able to pay them anymore.
m8, we're already a trillion in debt, we'll just add a few hundred billion to cover the costs and keep kicking the can down the road
Tax revenue is just used to secure more debt and pay interest on our current debts - We can always print more welfare, just watch and see
>Could be worse, it could continue being a pro-fag and pro-whore place.
I wasn't being sarcastic.
Not only are there death panels there are wait times up to 4 years for some surgerys and over 6 months for brain surgury. Also theres not enough family doctors to go around so some people can;t even start the process of dying while waiting in line. They also have to preserve resources so don;t expect any tests to be run unless you desperately need it.
All this sounds good to the American liberal for some reason.
We're full, stay the fuck out.
>tfw columbia is ranked 9 spots higher for health care then canada
lel
>Columbia has a GDP of 378 billion USD
>Columbia has a population of 47 million
>Canada has a GDP of 1.827 trillion USD
>Canada has a population of 35 million
How the fuck is that even possible? How are we more corrupt that Columbia?
My GP has 4000 patients, I have to book months in advance to see him, which isn't very practicable, unless I need prescriptions refilled. Wait times at the hospital are pretty long even after they get you in to an examination room. Our health care is in serious need of help. I don't see how it's sustainable.
Honestly, I have no idea why foreigners are so eager to come here, this country is expensive to live in, has taxes and bullshit fees added on every year almost. Inflation is climbing higher every year. They're nuts if they think this is the paradise of freedom and the land of milk and honey.
>This is why when an economic crisis hits
It won't hit as long as Canada keeps bowing to (((their))) plan for the west.
>How are we more corrupt that Columbia?
Pic related
Columbia
>1 : 10,277
Canada
>1 : 90
Imagine how many Canadians you'll be able to rob in the street, they won't know what hit them.
>Columbia spends 579 USD per year per person
>Canada spends 5428 USD per person per year
>Columbia is 9 spots higher on healthcare quality than us
WTF
Yea what a surprise (((Canada))) and (((USA))) have the most expensive healthcare. Must be another (((coincidence)))
user, if they're allowing everyone in, it's probably not gonna be that good of a deal. Pro tip.
Would you go to a college, job, or event, that invited everyone?
You realize they do this to get the maximum amount of minimum wage workers right? That's why they do it in America.
See >Canada has the 4th highest concentration of jews per capita in any country after Israel, USA, & Gibraltar
Oy vey! Being healthy costs lots of shekels m8!
>tfw you realize keeping people sick is a hundred billion dollar business
>mfw its true
WE FIRST WORLD NAO
Perfect example of why civilization has peaked and there's nothing left but to watch it all fall apart and burn as everyone, especially those addicted to gibs and those supplying or supporting the gibs, are literally torn apart.
Someone plz nuke or invade us it will be glorious to watch what happens in leafland when the country cleanses itself.
Good luck HueHueBro! I really hope it starts to get trendy for Brazilians to move to Canada, and finally stop coming to Portugal. You just bring problems.
Construct your favelas there, they have a lot of space.
More like Canada is 3rd world with a 1st world facade put up
If it wasn't for the USA this place would implode in under a year - Canada is a vassal state to the USA, without them it would be nothing
You get the most gimmedats of you go to manitoba
I might just do it
I mean, living as a waiter in Canada affords you a better quality of life than 90% of people with a STEM diploma get here.
It literally can't get any worse.
At least you're willing to work. Welcome to Canada.
No it doesn't. The cost of living is tremendously high in Canada now. At least in the big cities.
I mean if you want to live exactly like you did back home but in a safer setting, go for it, but you'll most likely end up living 5 or 10 to an apartment or house...just like Brazil.
>It literally can't get any worse
You say that now.... lel
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL REEEEEEE
If I'm not shitting my pants at the prospect of staying on the street by my front door for more than two minutes, then it's an improvement over my current situation.
I'd rather live in a third world country where I'm treated as human than discriminated everyday for the rest of my life in a first world country.
lel then yes you'll be fine
There is around 600 homicides per year, out of 35million people - 80% commited by gangbangers & natives on their own people. The other 20% some sort of domestic etc.
Most beaten or stabbed, with shot the lowest.
You've got a 0.0000171% chance of getting murdered here each year, for some perspective
And much less so if you're not native or black