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people need to stop normalizing that word

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/

WEAPONIZED AUTISM

definitely /ourguys/

it that, dare i say it, /ourrock/ ?

Ambassador/whoever made the statement confirmed Sup Forumstard desu

Best Timeline.

Is he /ourguy/

One of us
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I think Trump would jump at the bit to beat the shit out of the Eu especially if it means defending our second/third best ally

10/10

holyyyy shit Gibraltar bringing the Bantz

THE FUCKING STATE OF THE EU

/ourland/

Checked

>1111
Based Lord KEK approves!

bantz is keks will

As weak as the UK military has become, they would still absolutely destroy Spain and the EU

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THE ROCK SAYS

What have we done with the memes of production, lads

EU confirmed cucks.

whoa

that's not even a threat, he's just making a factual statement

*breathes in*

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EU & SPAIN OFFICIALLY ANGLO'D

Haha le cuck may may

> UK and EU standoff over some autistic rock
> US sides with UK
> Russia takes advantage and sides with the EU
> Over time, Russia + EU shipping story arc
> Russia joins EU
> Second Cold War

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
you normie streamed cuck

This would never happen.

By your command, my Master.

El AndalusiANO

EU on suicide watch

More like
>UK and EU standoff over some autistic rock
>US sides with UK
>Russia takes advantage and also sides with UK
>EU instantaneously btfo from all sides
>New 1000 year of prosperity as EU is ruled by its true masters, Anglos and russkies

So we all know US will leave UK for dead like in Falklands

The Federation:
>Spain
>Germany
>France
>Italy

Supported indirectly by:
>Rest of EU
>Russia
>Turkey
>Saudi Arabia
>Israel
>Qatar
>China

The Anglosphere
>UK

Supported indirectly by:
>US
>Canada
>Australia

Will the underdog anglos pull this one off too?

R A R E

i support you brits.

Fuck spain.

add Argentina and Chile with us

So UK vs France...

yes. US has a ridiculous powerful navy.

Spain on suicide watch

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Why would Russia or Turkey EVER help the EU?
Russia will just take the opportunity to grab the Ukraine and the Baltic states while Turkey invades Bulgaria and Greece.
The EU is in no position to fight, especially since they're picking fights with the UK now, and the US always have their back.

Kek smiles upon Britannia

This is the funniest goddamn thing ever.

>Federation of two broke nations, a bunch of surrender monkeys and a nation who has been blown out by us since time began
>Supported by literal who's
>Against the combined might of Her Majesty's Commonwealth & The Imperial States of America
>Implying we won't use best allies Portugal and just blitzkrieg Madrid within 2 days

o i am laffin

Russia and Turkey want to the Anglosphere

EU isn't a nuclear threat like UK and US is

>it's an America attempts to understand geopolitics post

What makes you think America won't leave you for dead like they did with Falklands and WW2 up until Soviets had turned the tied?

lmao

lmao!

France has nukes.
Turkey and Russia will never conquer the US, so put that out of your head.
They'll just bully the smaller neighbor states, it simply makes sense after Erdogan called Merkel a nazi and Russia got hit with sanctions by the EU.

Based Gibraltar

Anglos pls nuke Brussels and Berlin!

Freedom when?

So basically UK France nuclear exchange, for such a fine rock I'd it is worth it

Isn't that supposed to be Éire in the middle?

>Leave us for dead in the Falklands
>Still blow the Argies out with little to no effort
>Was still a rather isolationist country in WW2 and the special relationship had not yet formed

Let's be frank, the EU, Russia, China and all the other countries you mentioned aren't going to get involved in a squabble over Gibraltar.

If, in the unlikely event there is any conflict over Gibraltar, it will be Spain vs UK straight up. In such an event, the Spaniards will be stomped out like the cockroaches they are.

>He forgets the Spanish Armada
>He forgets Trafalgar

The tax haven gonna die thanks to Brexit, get fucked rotten tooth monkeys

>Italy
fuck off, we're busy

Not under Putin, but what if Soros manages to pull of another color revolution and install e.g. Khodorkovsky? Absolutely possible.

>grab the Ukraine and the Baltic states
WE DON'T FUCKING NEED THEM, ESPECIALLY THE BALTS. WHY ARE YUROS SO DENSE????

this.
>Spain's teetering economy and unemployment sends their country over the edge as soon as conflict is announced
>we install puppet govt
>make them leave the EU

Because Merkel is an idiot and keeps sucking USA balls like every chancellor since the end of WWII.

Bongs please level Asspain thank you

Who wouldn't want more clay?
And besides, you're already involved in eastern Ukraine
>inb4 proofs?
As if Trump prefers Merkel to May.
He loves the Brexit and wants the EU to die, he said that Merkel is ruining Germany.
In what fantasy land do you think the US would abandon the UK for the EU (which Trump hates)?

Why do britbong TABLOIDS randomly CAPATALIZE words like THIS?

>read this article while eating my oatmeal this morning
>just knew I would see it on Sup Forums when I read that part

>Trump getting shit passed

kek

In a war yes, my politically inept Danish friend

to DRAW attention to things.

It is very annoying.

Ayy lmao

You really think he can get the congress on board to declare war on the EU?

At best he will get to aid them indirectly with weapon sales / intelligence

based gibraltar

RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!

>And besides, you're already involved in eastern Ukraine
Eastern Ukraine, not the whole of it. And we don't want them either, they want to gain independence.
>Who wouldn't want more clay?
No we wouldn't want a politically unstable clay prone to rebellion and genocide of Russians. They already refused to give ethnic Russians citizenship, you think how long will it take for them to start a genocide when they no longer have independence to lose? Our army and economy are not ready for another Chechnya to enter the federation.

This coming from the same guy who thinks Russia and Turkey would side with the EU.
You're delusional.

Leaders of countries are now calling each other cucks. What an age we live in.

We're living in the best timeline.

You're thinking of the problem in 1 dimension

Add the fact that EU's main military strength is NATO.

Split NATO = More power to Russia

Assist Spain indirectly with weapons and intelligence makes it a more even and longer battle which in turn greates more split in NATO

They won't fight, and if they do, America could blow the EU the fuck out with a finger, unless China and Israel decided to join.
Also
>Russia
>supporting EU
We wouldn't amount to shit, user. Previous government destroyed our military.

America needs Gibraltar as a stable port in the Med.

WAKE ME UP

>Add the fact that EU's main military strength is NATO.
Which is nothing without the US, the EU needs the US, not the other way around

>Split NATO = More power to Russia
Which is a plus for Turkey and Russia since they both dislike the EU.

Wouldn't Russia want to support an Anti-EU Britain though?

I mean a pro-Russia Britain would be a literal godsend for Russian naval command.

Wait, wasn't Gibraltar part of the UK ? What is this about ?

the Spanish are autistically screeching over it now we're leaving the EU

>Let's be frank, Germany, Russia, Britain and all the other countries you mentioned aren't going to get involved in a squabble over Serbia.

Is that Merzbow?

GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL

Nah, we dont really care
It'll be a good laugh watching the rock monkeys starve once Gibbs get crushed by the EU tax juggernaut

looks like it, he a staunch vegetarian so it checks out

>why would russia want the balts
significant russian minority + access to navy base (i.e. königsberg). the crimea recipe does apply to the baltics.

100% Based
>pic unrelated

>Russia siding with EU

GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL

GIVE IT BACK YOU SHITTERS

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didn't gibraltar vote 80% remain though?

>Fabian Picardo
Give me a break...

i just checked, it was 95% kek