>tfw no qt German nationalist gf
Tfw no qt German nationalist gf
>Mustard flag
>Nationalist
>Once you go black, you end up in a wheel chair.
cute
Germany is probably the only country in the world where the national flag could be seen as right-wing symbol.
>sleep on french flag
>get period
>become japanese
Kek
This must be on the rare occasion every 4 years Germans can fly their flag without getting arrested by left wing death squads
heh
No, we have such cucks and leftist terrorists in Scandinavia as well.
huh
>tfw East Asian gf
>Flying the Weimar flag
Ewwww....
Only the flags of the second and third reich are permitted.
The first reich too, if you're an avid monarchist, but that's a bit esoteric.
Whats all that crap behind her
german humor strikes again
Eyes are fucking creepy other than that 11/10
>She will never crush your balls with her wheels
Why even live?
need some Germans to answer this: I am a pure blooded Anglo, if I travel to Germany will they hate me? what areas hate Anglos the most?
>German humour
Trodde du hadde drept deg selv
>she
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You will need to elaborate on this.
Kek
Just don't wear a cowboy hat in public and don't chew gum and you'll be fine.
>that flag
>German nationalist
She is probably a green leftist with jewish heritage.
Anglo/German hatred is a bit of a meme. Talk to British and German WW2 vets and on the whole I don't think even they hate each other. I lived in Europe and Krauts were friendly to me (though they were genuinely butthurt about me voting for Brexit, Kek)
That's a hell of zinger to lob over from Japan. Still, she is pretty cute.
Det er det som er ryktet i nasjonalhyssingen vår
world champioship doesn't count.
JuliaaAAAaaa,nich' traurig sein, wir retten Deutschland, wir retten Europa!
qt but she'd be too fast for me
Begone, Satan
PRAISE THE LORD
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>tfw I have a qt American nationalist crippled gf
Fight me, eurofags.
Europa ist gefallen es ist zu spät
What's even the point if I can't do that.
>tfw I have no reason to believe you
Checkmate, burger.
Thats cool why would we fight that?
This response is fake news.
>Touche
top kek fritz, nice one
...when aussie shit poster post in perfekt german, then maybe. Vorher niemals!
>tfw no gimp gf to leave in bed for weeks and rape repeatedly
this a shoop tho
Fuck that's good.
gross
>Hans... prep the bull
>It's gonna be a long night
Kek
I knew germans had a great sense of humor
>nice one
>Fuck that's good.
Is it? literally the most unfunny shit I've read in my entire life
>sleep on reich flag
>get stabbed by migrants
>become antifa
KEK
> tfw when no gf at all
>having a disabled girlfriend
lol no
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