Tfw no qt German nationalist gf

>tfw no qt German nationalist gf

>Mustard flag
>Nationalist

>Once you go black, you end up in a wheel chair.

cute

Germany is probably the only country in the world where the national flag could be seen as right-wing symbol.

>sleep on french flag
>get period
>become japanese

Kek

This must be on the rare occasion every 4 years Germans can fly their flag without getting arrested by left wing death squads

heh

No, we have such cucks and leftist terrorists in Scandinavia as well.

huh

>tfw East Asian gf

>Flying the Weimar flag
Ewwww....

Only the flags of the second and third reich are permitted.

The first reich too, if you're an avid monarchist, but that's a bit esoteric.

Whats all that crap behind her

german humor strikes again

Eyes are fucking creepy other than that 11/10

>She will never crush your balls with her wheels

Why even live?

need some Germans to answer this: I am a pure blooded Anglo, if I travel to Germany will they hate me? what areas hate Anglos the most?

>German humour

Trodde du hadde drept deg selv

>she

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You will need to elaborate on this.

Kek

Just don't wear a cowboy hat in public and don't chew gum and you'll be fine.

>that flag
>German nationalist

She is probably a green leftist with jewish heritage.

Anglo/German hatred is a bit of a meme. Talk to British and German WW2 vets and on the whole I don't think even they hate each other. I lived in Europe and Krauts were friendly to me (though they were genuinely butthurt about me voting for Brexit, Kek)

That's a hell of zinger to lob over from Japan. Still, she is pretty cute.

Det er det som er ryktet i nasjonalhyssingen vår

world champioship doesn't count.

JuliaaAAAaaa,nich' traurig sein, wir retten Deutschland, wir retten Europa!

qt but she'd be too fast for me

Begone, Satan

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>tfw I have a qt American nationalist crippled gf

Fight me, eurofags.

Europa ist gefallen es ist zu spät

What's even the point if I can't do that.

>tfw I have no reason to believe you

Checkmate, burger.

Thats cool why would we fight that?

This response is fake news.

>Touche

top kek fritz, nice one

...when aussie shit poster post in perfekt german, then maybe. Vorher niemals!

>tfw no gimp gf to leave in bed for weeks and rape repeatedly

this a shoop tho

Fuck that's good.

gross

>Hans... prep the bull
>It's gonna be a long night

Kek
I knew germans had a great sense of humor

>nice one

>Fuck that's good.


Is it? literally the most unfunny shit I've read in my entire life

>sleep on reich flag
>get stabbed by migrants
>become antifa

KEK

> tfw when no gf at all

>having a disabled girlfriend

lol no

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