What's your excuse for not having a giant pig as as a pet?

What's your excuse for not having a giant pig as as a pet?

They're smarter than dogs

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>They're smarter than dogs
except they cant do shit except lay around and eat. so they're worthless

also pets are degenerate

I didn't know giant pigs could use macbooks

Already have one, It's called my gf.

Against my religion

They turn other food into bacon. What other animal can do that?

You can it eat when you get tired of cleaning up its shit.

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What's your excuse for not having a cute doe as a pet?

They're way cuter than dogs.

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>giant pig
The only giant pig you need is a giant Guinea Pig

Which ones the pig again?

You know when they say people start looking like their pets...

Don't they leave big shits everywhere?

>What's your excuse for not having a giant pig as as a pet?

I do.
I call her my wife.

This is now a Capybara thread. Post qt capppys.

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If i wanted a fat pig as a pet i'd steal your girl

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they know how to use macs??

this

need giant, well-behaved, soft-hearted rodent

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Smarter except for the fact that they're not affectionate or loyal pack animals. My cousin has a pet pig. It's viscous and bites a lot. It's a giant cat you can't control.

I had an American gf before already.

>not having a pig you can shear

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>Pic. related

Kek

also sage

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Yeah got one of these "minitature pigs"

Fucker got huge, was always hungry, could dig and broke through everything and was too smart to keep safely

Gave him away to someone on a farm

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underrated

they can find you truffles and make you money

They said I had to give it back to the US embassy. Had a passport.

At least cows and chickens can turn grains into tasty protein without having to kill them

Fucking cool man. Is it possible to keep one as a pet?

My gf is from Curitiba and awared me to the existence of these mad cunts.

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pigs are cute! a cute!!!!!

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I'd eat it

It's an exotic animal so it depends on your country's laws. You need a somewhat large space and a pool for them to swim, they are semi-aquatic animals and only reproduce in water. Also, they are very social so owning only one is a bad idea. They require lots of things and chances are you're better off with a giant pig than a capybara.

i've never met your mother.

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i'd get hungry

They require a medium-large place to swim which you may have to clean shit from
Like all rodents, they shit sporadically everywhere. Perhaps you could diaper it if you wanted to bring it inside
Not sure about aussie laws, they are banned or restricted some places here because invasive populations can grow further south

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This

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That video of the piggo eating a cookie is legitimately adorable.

That's not true, and in either case that's what most dogs do as well.

They do shit in massive proportions though from i understand

Cause if I ever, God forbid, run out of bacon...I'd shoot the fucker for my breakfast...

Your pig appears to be dead, that's my diagnostic.

Thanks for contacting Dr. Sup Forums

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Neat

How did you teach your pet big to use a laptop?

They are so chill

Pot belly pigs are actually really good pets. They're really clean and intelligent animals. They can comprehend concepts like death at the level of a little kid which is really cool

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>they keep muslims away
>they dispose of bodies
>they dispose of foodwaste

A bit like you then?

wtf i want a pig sweater now

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That'll do hue, that'll do.

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Please, I really need this. I can't sleep anymore

REMINDER THIS POSTER PUT HIS DICK IN ONE OF THE YOUNGER DEERS MOUTHS AND POSTED PICS
HE IS 100% DEGENERATE AND ABUSES DEERS

Kek.

10/10

OY VEY LAD

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>What's your excuse for not having a giant pig as as a pet?
I don't play with food.

I didn't know pigs could use a laptop.

Okay Achmed

Just like my cat desu

Brazil for the best bants.

I expected this and I still laughed

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big balls and big shits

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Except they're more likely to eat the truffles than a dog.

That bath water looks really brown but there is no dirt around. Are these fuckers stewing in their own hot shit water?

One is a farm pig, they're bred for eating. The other is bred for being pets.

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>hey goy check out these two original brands which are totally not the same. Just pay the price, hehhe

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Hope that pig is still at the SF airport. Heading out of there in 2 weeks and wanna see porker

Just in time for bed, sleep tight porker.

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But I dont want khokhol as my pet, I want them to die at Donbass

We have 4-5 pigs as pets every year. From November we start preparing them as a food.

These animals need a sizeable pool and can become assholes. They're fine with interacting with humans in the wild, but they're not pets.

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haram

Pigs I'll eat you in your sleep, trust me...

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They're pretty smart, which means that they need a lot of stuff to do to keep them occupied and they can turn into needy cunts.
I remember when these things were a fad.
People bought tons of miniature pigs, which turned out not to be so miniature in the end. Fuckers grew to be massive.
Not sure what happened with them though, since they disappeared as quickly as they appeared.
Maybe people simply ate them when they proved to be too big and laborious to handle.

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