Australians explain

I'm an american here.

Why doesn't Wendy's have burgers?
Why doesn't Burger king have the mascot?

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Burger King was already trademarked by another business so they had to go with another name.

The Hungry Jack's menu looks soo damn good!

They're pretty much the same, BK had more variety though

They're called "Wendy's" not "burgers"

>Fast Food mascot
Is this really a thing in burgerland?

Wendy's doesn't have burgers??? Their triple is the best!

Dude we have a mascot for everything.

Even tires

Whats the mascot? And whats Wendys?

Even guns? What about abortion clinics? Also why? Isn't it retarded as fuck or do people really dig that shit?

Abortion clinics mascot is a pack of female chimps I'd assume. That's all I see around there

I was exaggerating, not everything. But yes, it's retarded as fuck. My highschools mascot was a fucking mop. Yes... a mop

That's hilarious, mate. What was its nickname, moppy? Isn't the sports team named after the mascot? Were you the mops?

>Not having a gun store mascot

What a nice dogger but that 1000 miles stare tho

We were the mops yeah. We, "cleaned the floor"...

wendys is a burger chain with a pippi longstocking type red haired girl in their iconography.

they make pretty good burgers
and just to keep it real, their burgers are SQUARE.
i shit you not.
square meat.
pic related

we sure used to, these days mascots aren't as popular because people have grown cynical to marketing schemes, but once upon a time, everything in burgerland had a mascot. Fast food places and cereal by default always had one, but even shit like alka-seltzer had a mascot.

also jingles. everything had a jingle

in hindsight, I could take or leave mascots, but I miss jingles

Ya I know it's sad, but we even have mascots for abortion clinics

did you go to school in a porno theatre?

if so that would be awesome.

>Even tires
Bibendum is french, faggot

Yea, Ronald McDonald used to have a whole crew, remeber the McBurglar?
There's also Burger King and Wendy's

We really are a meme of a nation

Kek

Haha.

The day before graduation the seniors would usually pull a prank on the school.
My graduating class went and bought 125 bags of crickets and let them loose in the restrooms. About 20min later the entire school was filled with them. The faculty couldn't do anything about it due to many of us being involved.

It's a different Wendy's. It sells milkshakes, tea, ice cream, etc usually in malls.

In NZ we get the burger place too, which sells the driest most unappetizing burgers I could imagine, with giant 1L soft drink with every meal.

It was the Hamburglar, faggot.