Holy shit im dieing
Say it with me guys
>WE
Holy shit im dieing
Juan Torres
Ian Phillips
WUZ
Noah Perry
KANGZ
Carson Walker
i dunno what part is funnier... the kang or the fact that anyone is that stoked about the mummy
Thomas Phillips
>tom cruise is a legend..he surpassed brendar fraiser films
we need to put ol' brendy out of his misery at this point.
Anthony Phillips
>ANCIENT EGYPTIANS WERE BLACK OF COURSE
>>JUST LOOK AT HOW BLACK EGYPT IS TODAY
Lucas Rogers
unironic KANGZposting makes me kek so much
Aiden Lopez
DRIED UP CORPSES AND SHIIIET
Gavin White
Who is the female actor?
is this another case of an actual Egyptian actor being called racist
Mason Johnson
when will Cruise die, I'm so sick of him and the fact that anybody pays to watch him sperg his homosex is revolting
David Thomas
yes. But she's Algerian
Henry Turner
>they cast a white woman to play the mummy instead of a black woman
wouldn't that be a MAMMY?
Jeremiah Jones
JUST
Isaac Harris
>Pissed about an Egyptian playing a mummy
Guess they won't be mad when there can't be a black daddy in a true story
Josiah Morris
ALIMONY
Jeremiah Reyes
Poor guy, he seems really timid after his bad divorce
Jace Hernandez
original mummy was max comfy, fucking kikes desu
Wyatt Wright
dying**
btw
Jeremiah Baker
Underrated pun
Jaxson Reed
But Sofia Boutella is an African, because she's Algerian, WHICH IS IN AFRICA.
Kevin King
It's dying you illiterate nigger.
>americans in charge of the english language