STOCK MARKET CRASHING?

The fucking stock market is crashing anons, holy shit.

check everything and consolidate information here.

bump

Aussie shut the fuck up. Stock market is normal.

>S&P dropped 2,346 points

sell everything

now

Fun hasn't truly started yet, but everything has taken a noticeable dip, including our old friends DBK (which has dropped 3.3% today).

are you fucking retarded

It's gone down 13 points, you human oil spill.

>implying it wasn't already overvalued and ready to crash back in November
>implying Trump didn't keep the market up simply from his awesomeness

i'm glad i was able to educate you

Fucking stupid australian

it's not even YTD low.

its just one guy selling off his stocks to pay for his fuckup 2bh, happens all the time

get back to me when it drops 10% in one session
because the open on the next day will be truly fucktastic.

>-0.55
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>not even 1%

GUYS IM SCARED I HEAR SIRENS

2346.25 is the instantaneous value, not the change in the value.

The down arrow references direction. The points lost is on the side where you have the much smaller value + the corresponding percentage- 13 points and 0.55%.

You're an embarrassment to my country.

Sup Forums needs to be deleted if this basic bait gets actual, legitimate responses

Sell everything now. That's police crowd control trying to stop a run on the banks. I can see it out my window. Hundreds of thousands of men in suits crowding the banks trying to withdraw their funds before insolvency happens. Oh my god, the humanity.

We're just over 1/2 of a percent drop. What happens if this occurs 200 times in a row? Huh? What will we do then? Pack a bag. Blend in with the crowd. Kill anyone who slows you down and get the FUCK out of dodge.

>lol jokes on you, I was only pretending to be stupid

God damn, I'm starting to reconsider Trump's cut to education.

...

>act cool, act cool, he's right, i have no business on Sup Forums, but i can't let my anonymous honor be burned

down 30 has dropped 20 points in 5 minutes. Its dropping more. Although its not that bad, in 2007 it dropped 700 points in a day so we'll see.

someone is moving soros stock around
i wouldnt worry about it

>daily chart
>-0.55%

SAGE in all the fields.

GET ALL CASH OUT OF THE BANK
BUY ANY / ALL GOLD AND SILVER
LOCK AND LOAD
KILL PIGEONS AND SQUIRRELS FOR MEAT

you can thank me later

>implying you shouldn't be buying any and all pigeons and squirrels and killing gold and silver for meat