>Grows in China, only really exported to Japan >1500's, some dude brings it to Europe >Britain goes nuts for it >Start naval empire for the sole purpose of buying tea >Britain buys all of the tea in China for all it's silver bullion, bankrupting itself in the process >Britain gets China addicted to opium to balance the debt >China gets pissed, war ensues >Meanwhile Brits decide they want sugar in their tea >Start the slave trade >Stick sugar plantations all over the Americas >Kill half the niggers in Africa just to grow that sweet sweet sugar >Blitz through India, "Grow tea or everyone dies" >Okay.jpg >China's fucked, broke from Opium wars, monopoly on tea gone >Africa's fucked, millions dead, millions in chains halfway around the world >Americas rolling in wealth because of slavery and plantations >Everyone and their mother now drinks tea >Brits get rich >Now I get to drink that sweet brew every morning, laughing my ass off at the untold numbers of corpses I'm dancing on
I never really looked at it that way. Where does coffee fit into all this?
Elijah Lee
I had a subconscious feeling that Sup Forums is the place for tea enthusiasts such as myself. Thank you for explaining the feeling of bloodlust I experience each time I take a sip of my Earl grey.
Zachary Green
tea is unhealthy when drunk with milk and sugar
Brody Lewis
Britons never shall never be slaves ?
Leo White
I've been drinking disgusting chai tea as it seems moderately caffeinated. What is the most quintessentially British tea out there?
Andrew Ramirez
Chinese tea culture is superior to British and way above that of the nips. I bet you use bagged tea you fucking animal.
Christian Allen
You're welcome greatest ally :3
"Catherine is credited with the introduction of tea drinking to Britain, althoughSamuel Pepysmakes reference to drinking tea for the first time in his diary entry for 25 September 1660 (i.e. prior to Catherine's emigration to England and marriage to Charles). It is more likely that she popularised the drink, which was unusual in Britain at the time.[13]Beyond tea, her arrival brought and promulgated goods such as cane, lacquer, cottons, and porcelain." en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_of_Braganza
Hunter Jackson
coffe is south america. CIA killed millions for coffe
Oliver Reed
>some dude brings it to Europe >some dude I love you too greatest ally.
Connor Kelly
It's a postcard from 1914, lad.
Ian Price
Truly great friends. I'm gonna go make a cup
William Lee
Tea and soccer are for faggots. Hockey and coffee make men
Xavier Campbell
well shit
Colton Wilson
>Leaf The Queen in on your currency, pleb. Canadians are retards and can't even pronounce basic words of the English language.
What the fuck does "oot" mean? It's out, you cunt.
Ian Bennett
Anglo/German descendent. I love you Portugal. Thank you kindly for the tea.
Austin Walker
>the anglo follows the Portuguese in his footsteps once again
There's nothing you can do leaf, you're doomed to being in second place my friend!
Jack Nelson
>I wuz anglo and kraut and shiiite!
Sure thing burger.
also check this one out:
Grayson Hill
Wow Coffee is America's tea in more ways than one.
Hudson Lee
Trudeau and his pop cucked the brown tooth homos. That cunt will be the last on our bills that is a fact. And she's only on our twenty and coins Just crawl back into your bottle and sing about rules the seas lol race traitor islanders. Fuck Britain
Jordan Russell
I perfer coffee
Ryan Jackson
Nobody speaks your islanders dialect speak American what the fuck is a trousers? They're pants.
Caleb Powell
Lesson for the day: The modern age started because of tea.
Jaxon Brooks
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Aaron Cook
Betty and Taylors Yorkshire Tea
Jordan Price
What's wrong with bagged tea? a blend of convenience and taste.
Kevin Butler
That's the smile of the awkward moment when you realize your cucked
Sebastian Brooks
Personally i like Yorkshire Gold.
Jason Anderson
Give me a quick run down on Portugal. I see you guys posting all the time, but don't know shit about you.
Julian Butler
Vastly superior to tea, but needs more hardware. Has to be freshly ground.
William Mitchell
It is objectively inferior, but definitely convenient. At least it isn't powdered.
Ryan Perry
I specifically like the part you left out where the early moments in sugar involved doing lines of it mixed with snuff
fucking based England, you are truly the greatest of Rome's slave states
Jaxson Nguyen
Isn't that how we always drink it here? :-/
Jonathan Bennett
No
Isaac Cox
British need celebrity chefs on television to fake news the fact that they eat dog shit. I returned every meal I was served in London until I went to a French restaurant. These Jew loving alcoholic filth actually eat French fry sandwiches. I was handed one and threw it in the garbage laughing as I thought it was a joke.....it wasn't
William Green
Is that by any chance because you walked in and ordered a well done steak? You're honestly speaking shit. Nowhere except a couple of chip shops have i seen a chip sandwich (Chip Butty).
Noah Turner
poo is unhealthy in the streets
Lincoln Watson
Sugar obviously, but why milk?
Nathan Morales
The British get addicted to something so they cause someone else to get addicted to something to support their own addiction.
What a nice Country.
Luke Gray
>I was handed one and threw it in the garbage laughing as I thought it was a joke loool
Jonathan Hernandez
Normal breakfast served literally everywhere from Canada to American in every single restaurant becomes an English breakfast in Britain. Ask for French toast so butt hurt they insisted on calling it eggy toast. French fries chips, blood pudding...go fuck yourselves, no orange juice no coffee no syrup ask for an English muffin they don't know what it is.....
>English Breakfast is what it's called across the UK as well as most of Europe
>French toast - complete and utter bullshit
>Blood pudding - Whats so bad about that?
>Orange juice, coffee, syrup - Bullshit
>English Muffin - bullshit
Anything else you'd like to add Leaf?
Ryder Taylor
Black pudding (blood) has been eaten for thousands of years. It's literally in Homer's Iliad, you absolute plebeian fuck.
Cooper Smith
Yerba Mate > Coffee > Tea.
There, fixed it. Tea is weak shit, it has become obsolete. Yerba Mate is almost as strong as coffee but easier on the stomach, and contains a shitload of antioxidants.
Michael Moore
>weak
Then leave the teabag in for longer....?
Joseph Ortiz
I eat that breakfast every morning in the summer when I'm vacationing in the Algarve. All hotels have that food. Real nice shit.
Daniel Thompson
>Tea is weak shit, it has become obsolete
this, I'm more interested in medicinal teas that can make you appear younger and assist in time travel
Eli Hill
>medicinal teas teas give you kidney stones user best to stick to coffee and other non-tea drinks
Benjamin Lopez
Non-Whites can't drink milk or they get the shits.
Tyler Myers
I rarely have it on a usual day (unhealthy as fuck) but once in a while i get a train into town for a full English breakfast before College.
Ian Garcia
So you're saying that Brits created the worlds largest empire for fucking tea? I always envisioned you guys like the galactic empire strong conquerors who want to be powerful but now you tell me you built the empire for FUCKING TEA? All that just so you could harvest and drink A FUCKING LEAF?
>the British empire was founded because of A FUCKING LEAF No wonder you lost the empire. You aren't conquerors at all
Christopher Kelly
Don't Indians consider getting the shits to be healthy though?
Noah Cook
>>Boiled everything until tasteless >>Fries and fish wrapped in garbage with toxic ink from newspaper >>flat warm beer...umm nope >> soccer homosexual singing show tunes >> everywhere pakis and jews
Julian Moore
When I'm in the mood for tea, I use loose leaf, never teabags.
Adrian Rodriguez
Tea is cucked coffee.
Eli Robinson
YOUR STOMACH HURTS YOU NEED TO POO BUT I WON'T LET YOU NEAR THE LOO BEGONE FROM HERE YOUNG PAJEET TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET!
Oliver Rivera
I like to go to the beach and enjoy the sun with an English breakfast in my belly during the 2 weeks of vacations in the Algarve. It's the only time I eat English breakfast. It's basically tradition. There's nothing like it.
Adam Sanchez
Kek'd
Connor Campbell
>Boiled - Which fucking part of a breakfast was you eating that was boiled?
>Newspaper - Literally hasnt been done in 20 years, pretty sure it was made illegal due to health concerns
>Flat warm beer - Thats more of a Scotland thing and even then its pretty much non-existant anymore
>"football" - Bullshit
>Paki's and Jews - You seriously went to London and didnt expect Paki's? Are you fucking simple?
Xavier Gomez
They like to shit naturally like the animals which is how the whole field shitting thing started. Milk is like assisted shitting and therefore like taking steroids.
Gavin Sullivan
So how do we have any old people here? Their blood is 90% sweet, milky tea.
Noah Sanchez
I've tried it before but its just a bit more work and i usually just want Tea in a rush in the morning.
Christian Watson
They put fish and chips in fake newspaper for cultural reasons in many stores.
Xavier Long
Sorry lads
Joshua Cooper
I've been there too it's beautiful except for the cackling British who seem to like to dress in costumes and scream when they drink. There's a little bar called the Canada bar and beat the shit out of a brit who changed the hockey to soccer. The police took him away lol
Robert Clark
Does Portugul have hot breakfasts like the UK or the mainland Europe breakfast of cold meats and croissants?
David Morgan
That dingles my Receptors.
Ian Hall
Tea is so overrated, I don't even drink it.Give me Red Bull or Monster or any other Energy drink over Tea.
Ayden Edwards
Fake newspaper yea, i've had that before. They're made specifically so the oil doesnt make the ink seep out. Real newspaper hasnt been used in a while though.
Aaron Nguyen
Fucking monster
Benjamin Hughes
>You have got to try the COLD CHAI - Hillary Clinton
Brayden Richardson
Anyone who drinks tea with milk is ruining it, and deserves a fate worse than death.
Camden Mitchell
Tea is for homosexuals and for low testosterone beta males
Kevin Ross
>You know it's only right. But it isn't right. Absolutely none of it is right.
James Clark
>Is that by any chance because you walked in and ordered a well done steak A good cook knows how to prepare a well done steak.
Blake Cruz
Yes
Jacob Miller
Most people I know just eat coffee and toast or something along those lines. No eggs, beans or that fancy stuff
Aiden Wood
wtf I love coffee even more now!
Sebastian Wilson
Compared to a nice medium rare steak done by the same chef it'll be shit.
Samuel Allen
You could put a whole box of teabags in and it will still be weak as shit. All you would get for leaving it in longer is an astrigent texture. Tea is trash garbage. Beer is where it's at.
Gabriel Jones
>starts naval empire for sole purpose of buying tea.
Acktually
Adam Edwards
>Well done steak There is no point in ordering a well done steak. Any quality the meat would have had is gone after burning it, or cooking it until "well done" You may as well eat the cheapest steak you can find and just burn it until it's black.
Julian Martin
>beer for breakfast
Seems like a perfect idea.
Austin Fisher
Lorry? Boot? Windscreen? You didn't even invent the car why do you insist on useless arcane dialect Tube? Calling soccer football??? Every pub only soccer Don't shower daily Every building smells like Mold and piss You can stop singing about rules the seas its been a century. Think Canada is poor and I came to London to buy things I can't get in Toronto lol British woman dress like Canadian whores
Jonathan Powell
They are animals
Thomas Reyes
>>>flat warm beer...umm nope You've never had a good beer that's designed to be drank just slightly cooled. Though, I agree. Beer is meant to be bubbly.
Jaxson Rogers
Drank* god damn when you stop being illiterate you can work at your uncles shitty gas station in the states
Joseph Harris
>Canada bar So we have enough of a diaspora in other countries now? I knew shit was fucked but I didn't know so many of us were leaving
Wyatt Green
Well done because we don't want mad cow encephalitis. Fun fact in Canada we ask if you have lived in England and ate beef if so you can't donate blood
Jonathan Harris
Brit tea is disgusting.
Sweet tea can stay though.
Jace Gutierrez
Guys, I've just had a brilliant idea to end that *sips tea* shit once and for all.
Tea: The drink of the slave trading imperialists.
David Reyes
We are poor. They're just insecure because they know London is among the few cities in the world that is more cucked than Toronto
Robert Hernandez
>never heard of the Breakfast of Champions.
Jayden Torres
Drunk and drank are both correct.
Ryder Collins
Muh tea Just drink vodka, it's superior and you don't need to prepare it.
Nolan Robinson
Tea can be drunk daily, Beer can be drunk daily if you'd like to be a neckbeard shut in with alcohol issues.