*smack lips* Listen white boi, here's a warantz...

*smack lips* Listen white boi, here's a warantz, so u gunna giv us ur gunz now n u dun discuss or we gun shot yo ass down, aight?

Maybe in your shit hole country Achmed.

Sorry officer, but I lost all of my guns in a boating accident last week.

those don't look like american police uniforms

I'm sorry officer, I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying.

>Pasadena police department.
You're right, just some commifornian peace officers.

Literally says Pasadena

>American education!

>You can have them from my cold dead hands

>police search your home
>find weapons
>send you to jail for possession of illegal firearms and felony obstruction of justice.

You're better off just not owning illegal arms dumbass. They killed 60 kids over this at Waco, you think you would do any better?

In my defense I'm a first immigrant who came here as an adult 2 years ago (not saying which country)

But truth be told I actually thought thought that was mexico or some shit, never been west of the Rockies

Now I know who was the retard they based that scene in Mass Effect Andromeda on.

You think I'm stupid? I'll hide them in the woods behind my house.

>implying the weapons aren't buried in the woods nearby

>killed 60 kids in Waco
Like, Waco Tx?
Source?

Are you a legal immigrant? And why are you not saying which country? Ashamed of your roots? Scared anons will throw shit at you?

How fucking young are you?

To be honest you weren't entirely wrong, California is not really American nor are Californians true Americans desu

Is this bait or are you stupid...hmm... Perhaps time to deport back to plebbit?

2000s baby detected

Oh cool, you have a warrant?
>Stand aside and let the officer do their job.
>All guns on the premises are legal to own/operate are registered.
>Cops take state that I have been found to be a danger to myself or my community (in accordance with the laws of LA county)
>Require me to surrender my weapons
>I comply, surrendering my weapons
>Weapons are then destroyed by police department

While it would suck to see several thousand dollars worth of weapons be destroyed, compliance with law enforcement is generally the reason why we don't get shot and are not considered a blight on society. I would consider moving to a location that does not have stupid laws, has adequate security, and is not a liberal shit hole.

The fucked up thing is for people living in SA where the cops would be followed by a pack of genocidal SAfricans.

even i know what he was talking about

that's a non-niggery nig.
you can tell by his glasses.

As a Californian, I kind of view the rest of the country as nice to have, but really not that all important. We have a pretty good set up here, and if you travel east you will see how retrograde the rest of the country is.

What is the second amendment?

Stop keeping LARPing nigger no second amendment respecting American would turn their guns over to the state just because they have a signed piece of paper and ask nicely.

It ends where my feelings begin.

*teleports behind u*
*opens trench coat to reveal tens of butter-knives and spoons*
pssht, nothin personell kid
*flies back to britain on a jet of my own diarrhea*

>Trinidad and Tobago
T-that is a thing? Rare flag.

This is a fight that should happen in court, not on my front door step. I'd lawyer up and head that way.

Same thing as trying to argue the fourth amendment at 2 a.m. on the side of a highway.

Nah. Uncommon at best.

>followed by a pack of genocidal SAfricans
>no doing the following

Maybe I just never paid enough attention, but I rarely ever have noticed posters from your place. Oh well.

>Sorry, officers, but your buddies in the white ford truck already drove off with all my guns an hour ago

Understandable, we're not important even though we act like he world revolves around us.

See this is why no one else likes California

>source
They don't have one. The Branch Davidians were wacko batshit but the guns they owned were all legit.
ATF/local sheriff just got twitchy because of the Arm-aggedon thingy and turned it into a clusterfuck.

>Oh cool, you have a warrant?
>>Stand aside and let the officer do their job.
>they open your gun safe which is unlocked and one of them is immediately vaporized
>the other is cut off at the knees by ball bearings flying at 2000 fps
>his eyes are burned out of their sockets by a mix of flash powder and homemade napalm
>he is put in a wheelchair for the rest of his life
>his 8 year old son can visit him in the hospital
>he struggles for a minute to say "I..I...l..luhh..luhhhv yyyou ss-ss---ssuuuhhhnn"
>his son looks as the disfigured man that was once his father, he cant honestly say 'i love you' back, because he doesnt love that pitiful creature that he once played catch with
>the man would cry were his tear ducts not burned closed
>his son leaves, he will visit him again in a week or two
>He looks at the Medal of Merit next to him on the bedside table in the shared room of the hospital
>was this really worth it, he wanted to drink himself to death, but a rusty nail had embedded itself in his liver and it had to be removed.
>if he only had his side arm he could end this cruel festival of pain that he endured on a daily basis
shall not be infringed.

ftfy

(work of fiction)

>Example of a weapon's effectiveness
>Hur dur weapons are ineffective
Pick one.

Please secede. The rest of the country hates you assholes.

>thats pretty fucking ironic

You forgot
>I look at them and say in my powerful whisper of death: "nothing personnel, kids"

whats the difference between a nigger and a cop that kicks in your front door?

Watermelon stains on the shirt

That sucks, we don't think about you guys at all.

Like fuck, when was the last time Wisconsin did anything of significance at all?

kek you're being baited by a troll or worse case a liberal who thinks guns cause all the evil in the world so waste of time dude :/

The latter can hold his gun straight?

Thanks for the tip, that's the first place we'll check ;^)

California is not American. We should detonate nukes along the San Andreas fault and slide that cunt into the Pacific.

Hand them a copy of the United States Constitution with the 2nd Amendment circled in red. Tell them to re-read that part until they get it.

Any law and any warrant that is contrary to the Constitution is null and void. California's gun laws, infact, nearly all forms of gun control, are unconstitutional and it is our American duty to disobey.

The Founding Fathers want to talk to you.

2 IQ points and 5 inches of penis length

The warrants doesn't care about your sorry excuses fella.

...

>Ok pleb, show me you're fucking papers please...
sez the polite officers squad.

They got twitchy because Hillary forced them to.

>Eyes burned out of their sockets

>He looks at the Medal of Merit next to him on the bedside table in the shared room of the hospital

What a failure.

Yep. What was Maggie Williams doing in Vince Fosters office the night he died? What files did she remove? Why were they being taken to the"house" for examination?
What was hilldogs involvement exactly?
Remember, we wouldn't even know about this shit if the intern she was with hadn't grown a concience and blown the whistle.

She is believed to have forced the ATF's hand though it didnt need much forcing. They wanted to assault (read kill dogs) the compound and Ill Bill wasn't going to give the order because of potential blowback due to lack of evidence for the whole thing.

All weapons acquired by the Dividians were found to be in accordance with the law. It was only the testimony of an "expert" who said "in his experience" the lowers purchased from olympic arms would be used to make fully automatic AR-15's. Again, they never broke the law, and we raided regardless.

I've got a feeling that after the initial firefight a kind of unspoken nod went round the feds there ("they killed our buds...now we'll kill them"). Nothing was actually said, of course. But we all know how LEO's think. All the ATF vids of the day 1 roll-up went missing, as did the sheriffs dept log for that day.
It's the same shit as ruby ridge. Everybody goes to jail or the graveyard, apart from the dipshit fed who thought it would be a good idea to bend the law in the first place.

Yeah, ruby ridge was a mini waco. The LEO/3 letters are very vindictive. Kill one of them and they will unleash hell with extreme prejudice in retaliation.

Hit submit too soon:

There is a sort of coverup that will happen regardless of the situation or events. These people are generally VERY patriotic to the point where morals are blurred. Many of the departments are also populated with veterans who desire violent outcomes.

Jokes asides, black cops are usually pretty cool and redpilled people

What gets me is they pretty much legitamized the Davidians position. They believed the federal govt were in the employ of Satan and would unleash holy hell on the faithful. So what do the fuckwits at the FBI do in response to this belief?
You literally can't make this sort of retardation up!

'Murrica