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>Swedish company Epicenter will embed a chip into about 150 workers, so bosses can monitor toilet breaks and how long they work.

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>Patrick Mesterton, co-founder and chief executive of Epicenter, an innovation and technology company, told the ABC the microchips inserted into employees’ hands would simplify life.

>With the radiofrequency identification chip, they’ll be able to open doors and use office technology like photocopiers and it can even pay for lunch at the office cafe.

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Figures the mark of the beast would start in sweden.

It's all coming together...

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Nice fucking source you faggot

>monitor toilet breaks
What the fuck? Do they have a limit on how much they're allowed to pee?

does it come with a cyanide release option too?

Dutch post best post

My job is like this too.

Outside of break and lunch we're only allowed 10 minutes daily to go to the bathroom. If you need to take a big shit after lunch you're fucked.

This is a GOOD thing.
If you are not a fucking socialist, you will welcome it.

Workers are here to work, not to slack off while being paid. I can see how leftists have a problem with it, but leftists are not known for getting the job done.

We are forced to wear chastity cages...

post link you fuck

bbc.com/news/technology-31042477

kek

would they open the stall door and tell you you're fired mid-shit?

If you pee too much they will replace you. You are there to make profit so obey the masters.

People are people not robots.

I have no sympathy for fucking retards who drink heaps of water before they go to work and spend all day pissing instead of working, or people who can't shit before going to work. I've known far too many people who abuse bathroom privileges rather than respect them, so that part I don't give a fuck about.

No. My boss would just yell at me when I get back and if I do it often enough then he'd fire me.

End time happenings best happenings.

This is the future. This is progress goy.

The future is techno-corporate autistocracy.

yet ;^)

877 cash now

>Cutting up your skin
>Good

Not sure if you're sarcastic or not.

This is the most German thing I have ever read.

yes. we look forward to the end of the world.

WW3 is going to last more than 20 years so prepare user

just to clarify, my source doesn't show anything about monitoring bathroom use. it's more for accessing the building, photocopiers, et cetera

no it's the most illuminati thing you've ever read

Notice these are leftists in Umeå, the "SJW" paradise.

Waoh dude, like so progressive and shit.

why not have shit on your keychain?

>corporation chipping employees
Are we living in a cyberpunk world?

I'm agnostic but if this shit becomes required or even just widespread I swear I'll unironically believe in the Bible.

What's wrong with it?
Drinking lots of water is healthy, forcing yourself to shit when you don't have to is also bad for you.

I'd chip myself if I could control the information on the chip.

>hide my pepes there
>rickroll.jpg for the snoopers

>Being a commie
>Good
On the other hand, you are Sweden, you don't know it better. Can't wait to reeducate your entire country on capitalism.

This is about efficiency and productivity. If you don't like it you can go to Cuba or Venezuela

I'd take moving to a poor third world country over getting one of these implanted inside me. Hell even the fucking wilderness would be better than this shit if everyone starts normalizing it.

so it finally starts huh goys

i wonder if theres a killswitch in those chips lol

>Pink ID

Time to take Sweden down. They are smelling their own farts for far too long!

Jesus

But humans physically have to poo poo and pee pee quite often shitler.

Shove it untermensch.

>bathroom privileges
>stop using the bathroom, lazy workers

Lol found the Jew. Get fucked you greedy heeb

truly the epicenter of degeneracy

i guess you guys are becoming corporate cucks as much as the US

So the only solution is Machiavellian microchipping and surveillance through actual implants planted on the body?

Go fuck yourself bootlicker

>bb-but m-muh batthroom breaks
Going to take 25min long shit tomorrow morning I enter work just because of your cancerous post and nwo-asslicking

The chip detected a hint of marijuana in your system, have you been smoking or hanging out with people who smoke?

Either way, C-137, you have been officially labeled a terrorist & will not be able to buy food from grocery shops, and have been labeled a enemy of the state and terrorist. Please report to the nearest police station for brainwashing within the next 5 hours, or we will send terminators to your location.

If you try to forcefully remove your life-location-chip we will send 50 mg's of liquid death through your bloodstream. This message has been brought to beast co (C)

nice retort, commiecuck

There is literally nothing wrong with microchip implantation.

What kind of workers would agree to that? Certainly not the type that need to have their piss breaks micro managed and low wage earners have other options. I really don't get how anyone would allow this.

>Company docs pay if spend too much time in toilet
>Get doctors note about overactive bladder/irritable bowel syndrome
>Company now has to let me piss/shit in peace or get hit with an ADA lawsuit
>Company can't fire my or get hit with an ADA lawsuit
feels good man

That is correct+. Small++chips are good++. Freedom is slavery.

Aristocratic Technocracy indeed.

The key to success is:
1. Take implant
2. Go home, and have friend help you remove it
3. Place in desk and leave it there.

This is why Germany loses.

mark of the beast


well... its been fun guys but this is the End.

How is this anything but communist in nature?

But how are you supposed to buy groceries from the shop without your credit card chip?

>20 years from now
>All organic humans are required to implant chip into body
>Anyone who denies this will captured and forced to do so
>Rebel group of millennials who are veterans of the Trump-Hillary urban war fight against the new oppressive government

I can see it now

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Somebody just watched the rick and morty premiere

:^)

>Let's make a huge security hole the center of our company policy
Bullshit, no person would be that stupid

>The key to success is:
>1. Take implant
>2. Go home, and have friend help you remove it
>3. Place in desk and leave it there.
That reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode.

The antichrist is coming soon.

AGHHahhahahah

NO MORE WRONGTHINK FOR SVENNE !!!

I just hope your country goes to shit fast enough so the rest of europe has a chance ...

>low wage earners have other options
If that we're true minimum wage jobs wouldn't be so repent and fast food stores wouldn't be every five yards. I'm sure they can find some dumb mexican guinea piggu to test their prototype mind control shit on.

>not running linux with /dev/goatse hardlinked to everything in the root
step up your game bro

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I would give notice right away.

There is this company
and a thousand more companies.

You are completely ignorant.
A job is a place you go to get work done, not pretend to be on the clock.
I have my doubts about your employment (in)experience.

>Unauthorized tampering with your implant is illegal per sign contract upon hiring, and will result in 2g of cyanide to be released within your person

rofl as if employees can say no since they can just go to another job next door or down the street

Kek pls

put it on a keychain

>germ confuses capitalism with communism
What the fuck do they teach you there

consider yourself being degraded to "contractor" status

well, jPO89DCa has a point. most people do fuck all in work and 3-hours/day is wasted on "brakes", "preparing", "smoking" etc.

concept of hourly wage in larger companies is obsolete for the sole purpose having too much things to distract so called office "workers"

>If that we're true minimum wage jobs wouldn't be so repent and fast food stores wouldn't be every five yards
Why work for garbage pay at mcdonalds where they'll chip when you can work at burger king where they don't? Both are always hiring. I doubt even illegals would stoop that low.

So if you implant muslim...do you time his daily prayer too?
Sounds like an explosive deal to me.

I have no sympathy for fucking retards who drink heaps of water before they go to work and spend all day pissing instead of working.

There are people who actually do this?

Would a tazer charge ruin one of chese chips?

plan9

Fuck you I watched the Belko experiment

NEO LIBERALS FUCK OFF

Would a magnet interfere with a shielded signal?

Post the link, faggot!

This, I would never let myself be so willfully cucked.

I work hard, but I shit hard as well
That's my right bootlickers

It's the opposite actually. If a male takes too little time to pee, he's immediatly charged with peeing while standing, one of the gravest crime offences in Sweden

Never allow them to chip you. It's part of jewish plan.

It's fucking two years old news. What the fuck is wrong with you degenerate burger fags?

I will never work for an employer who monitors my bathroom break time

what is this, middle school?

>germans literally believe that they should be reduced into a mere asset for the corporations so they can pay taxes to fund refugees
It boggles the mind.

Sauce now.

>but leftists are not known for getting the job done.
When was the last time Germans actually completed a task?

>Rebel group of millennials
You would be too busy playing video games and being the manchildren you are.

Senpai noticed me.

>not taking a shit at the offices instead
unconventional tactics is the answer

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what have you done?

Christ, what's wrong with an ID clip card?

>Microchip inside your body for the rest of your life working there.

Which means i'll go take a shit back at my home and when i am going to use the restroom back at my work manager is going to be like:

"You just shat at your place? Why are you shating here for?"

Fuck that's creepy.

god damnit zopiro, you made me chuckle

If this happened in my workplace, I'd legit lose it and start collecting scalps talking about the end times