>Swedish company Epicenter will embed a chip into about 150 workers, so bosses can monitor toilet breaks and how long they work.
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>Patrick Mesterton, co-founder and chief executive of Epicenter, an innovation and technology company, told the ABC the microchips inserted into employees’ hands would simplify life.
>With the radiofrequency identification chip, they’ll be able to open doors and use office technology like photocopiers and it can even pay for lunch at the office cafe.
Figures the mark of the beast would start in sweden.
Elijah Clark
It's all coming together...
David Anderson
Lose weight
Easton Sanchez
Nice fucking source you faggot
Jason Robinson
>monitor toilet breaks What the fuck? Do they have a limit on how much they're allowed to pee?
Luke Young
does it come with a cyanide release option too?
Austin Scott
Dutch post best post
Zachary Gutierrez
My job is like this too.
Outside of break and lunch we're only allowed 10 minutes daily to go to the bathroom. If you need to take a big shit after lunch you're fucked.
Connor Young
This is a GOOD thing. If you are not a fucking socialist, you will welcome it.
Workers are here to work, not to slack off while being paid. I can see how leftists have a problem with it, but leftists are not known for getting the job done.
would they open the stall door and tell you you're fired mid-shit?
Joseph Diaz
If you pee too much they will replace you. You are there to make profit so obey the masters.
Easton Roberts
People are people not robots.
Xavier Diaz
I have no sympathy for fucking retards who drink heaps of water before they go to work and spend all day pissing instead of working, or people who can't shit before going to work. I've known far too many people who abuse bathroom privileges rather than respect them, so that part I don't give a fuck about.
Justin Sanders
No. My boss would just yell at me when I get back and if I do it often enough then he'd fire me.
Michael Edwards
End time happenings best happenings.
Dylan White
This is the future. This is progress goy.
The future is techno-corporate autistocracy.
John Phillips
yet ;^)
Joshua James
877 cash now
Thomas Long
>Cutting up your skin >Good
Not sure if you're sarcastic or not.
Benjamin Wilson
This is the most German thing I have ever read.
Luis Williams
yes. we look forward to the end of the world.
WW3 is going to last more than 20 years so prepare user
Nolan Rogers
just to clarify, my source doesn't show anything about monitoring bathroom use. it's more for accessing the building, photocopiers, et cetera
Cameron Morgan
no it's the most illuminati thing you've ever read
Anthony Nguyen
Notice these are leftists in Umeå, the "SJW" paradise.
Grayson Foster
Waoh dude, like so progressive and shit.
David Torres
why not have shit on your keychain?
Christopher Gomez
>corporation chipping employees Are we living in a cyberpunk world?
Kayden James
I'm agnostic but if this shit becomes required or even just widespread I swear I'll unironically believe in the Bible.
Joshua Jones
What's wrong with it? Drinking lots of water is healthy, forcing yourself to shit when you don't have to is also bad for you.
Luis Williams
I'd chip myself if I could control the information on the chip.
>hide my pepes there >rickroll.jpg for the snoopers
Josiah Lewis
>Being a commie >Good On the other hand, you are Sweden, you don't know it better. Can't wait to reeducate your entire country on capitalism.
This is about efficiency and productivity. If you don't like it you can go to Cuba or Venezuela
Lucas Nelson
I'd take moving to a poor third world country over getting one of these implanted inside me. Hell even the fucking wilderness would be better than this shit if everyone starts normalizing it.
Liam Martinez
so it finally starts huh goys
i wonder if theres a killswitch in those chips lol
Connor Sanchez
>Pink ID
Justin Kelly
Time to take Sweden down. They are smelling their own farts for far too long!
Xavier Richardson
Jesus
Isaac Green
But humans physically have to poo poo and pee pee quite often shitler.
Colton Gray
Shove it untermensch.
Wyatt Hall
>bathroom privileges >stop using the bathroom, lazy workers
Lol found the Jew. Get fucked you greedy heeb
William Edwards
truly the epicenter of degeneracy
Jacob Allen
i guess you guys are becoming corporate cucks as much as the US
Joshua Anderson
So the only solution is Machiavellian microchipping and surveillance through actual implants planted on the body?
Go fuck yourself bootlicker
>bb-but m-muh batthroom breaks Going to take 25min long shit tomorrow morning I enter work just because of your cancerous post and nwo-asslicking
Brandon Smith
The chip detected a hint of marijuana in your system, have you been smoking or hanging out with people who smoke?
Either way, C-137, you have been officially labeled a terrorist & will not be able to buy food from grocery shops, and have been labeled a enemy of the state and terrorist. Please report to the nearest police station for brainwashing within the next 5 hours, or we will send terminators to your location.
If you try to forcefully remove your life-location-chip we will send 50 mg's of liquid death through your bloodstream. This message has been brought to beast co (C)
Levi Morgan
nice retort, commiecuck
Jayden Watson
There is literally nothing wrong with microchip implantation.
Isaac Gomez
What kind of workers would agree to that? Certainly not the type that need to have their piss breaks micro managed and low wage earners have other options. I really don't get how anyone would allow this.
Caleb Anderson
>Company docs pay if spend too much time in toilet >Get doctors note about overactive bladder/irritable bowel syndrome >Company now has to let me piss/shit in peace or get hit with an ADA lawsuit >Company can't fire my or get hit with an ADA lawsuit feels good man
Cooper Cook
That is correct+. Small++chips are good++. Freedom is slavery.
Colton Robinson
Aristocratic Technocracy indeed.
The key to success is: 1. Take implant 2. Go home, and have friend help you remove it 3. Place in desk and leave it there.
This is why Germany loses.
Thomas Scott
mark of the beast
well... its been fun guys but this is the End.
Nathan Fisher
How is this anything but communist in nature?
Logan Reyes
But how are you supposed to buy groceries from the shop without your credit card chip?
Ryder Nelson
>20 years from now >All organic humans are required to implant chip into body >Anyone who denies this will captured and forced to do so >Rebel group of millennials who are veterans of the Trump-Hillary urban war fight against the new oppressive government
I can see it now
Ethan Lewis
...
Brandon Davis
Somebody just watched the rick and morty premiere
Ryder Reed
:^)
Nicholas Bennett
>Let's make a huge security hole the center of our company policy Bullshit, no person would be that stupid
Parker Morris
>The key to success is: >1. Take implant >2. Go home, and have friend help you remove it >3. Place in desk and leave it there. That reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode.
Daniel Peterson
The antichrist is coming soon.
Matthew Jones
AGHHahhahahah
NO MORE WRONGTHINK FOR SVENNE !!!
I just hope your country goes to shit fast enough so the rest of europe has a chance ...
Connor Scott
>low wage earners have other options If that we're true minimum wage jobs wouldn't be so repent and fast food stores wouldn't be every five yards. I'm sure they can find some dumb mexican guinea piggu to test their prototype mind control shit on.
Brody Garcia
>not running linux with /dev/goatse hardlinked to everything in the root step up your game bro
Nathan Thomas
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Owen Williams
I would give notice right away.
There is this company and a thousand more companies.
You are completely ignorant. A job is a place you go to get work done, not pretend to be on the clock. I have my doubts about your employment (in)experience.
Hudson King
>Unauthorized tampering with your implant is illegal per sign contract upon hiring, and will result in 2g of cyanide to be released within your person
Isaac Bailey
rofl as if employees can say no since they can just go to another job next door or down the street
Jordan Mitchell
Kek pls
Zachary Roberts
put it on a keychain
Brayden White
>germ confuses capitalism with communism What the fuck do they teach you there
Ian Phillips
consider yourself being degraded to "contractor" status
well, jPO89DCa has a point. most people do fuck all in work and 3-hours/day is wasted on "brakes", "preparing", "smoking" etc.
concept of hourly wage in larger companies is obsolete for the sole purpose having too much things to distract so called office "workers"
Brandon Parker
>If that we're true minimum wage jobs wouldn't be so repent and fast food stores wouldn't be every five yards Why work for garbage pay at mcdonalds where they'll chip when you can work at burger king where they don't? Both are always hiring. I doubt even illegals would stoop that low.
Wyatt Wood
So if you implant muslim...do you time his daily prayer too? Sounds like an explosive deal to me.
John Bell
I have no sympathy for fucking retards who drink heaps of water before they go to work and spend all day pissing instead of working.
There are people who actually do this?
Lucas James
Would a tazer charge ruin one of chese chips?
Leo Peterson
plan9
Isaiah Jenkins
Fuck you I watched the Belko experiment
Ryan Thompson
NEO LIBERALS FUCK OFF
Noah Thomas
Would a magnet interfere with a shielded signal?
Parker Johnson
Post the link, faggot!
Brandon Perez
This, I would never let myself be so willfully cucked.
I work hard, but I shit hard as well That's my right bootlickers
Dylan Perez
It's the opposite actually. If a male takes too little time to pee, he's immediatly charged with peeing while standing, one of the gravest crime offences in Sweden
Daniel Smith
Never allow them to chip you. It's part of jewish plan.
Isaac Collins
It's fucking two years old news. What the fuck is wrong with you degenerate burger fags?
Jaxson Johnson
I will never work for an employer who monitors my bathroom break time
what is this, middle school?
Jose Rivera
>germans literally believe that they should be reduced into a mere asset for the corporations so they can pay taxes to fund refugees It boggles the mind.
Nathan Lee
Sauce now.
Hunter Cruz
>but leftists are not known for getting the job done. When was the last time Germans actually completed a task?
Nathan Butler
>Rebel group of millennials You would be too busy playing video games and being the manchildren you are.
Christopher Thompson
Senpai noticed me.
Ayden Howard
>not taking a shit at the offices instead unconventional tactics is the answer
Ian Murphy
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Nathan Robinson
what have you done?
Brody Smith
Christ, what's wrong with an ID clip card?
Brandon Evans
>Microchip inside your body for the rest of your life working there.
Which means i'll go take a shit back at my home and when i am going to use the restroom back at my work manager is going to be like:
"You just shat at your place? Why are you shating here for?"
Fuck that's creepy.
Daniel Wilson
god damnit zopiro, you made me chuckle
Nolan King
If this happened in my workplace, I'd legit lose it and start collecting scalps talking about the end times