Be YOU

>be YOU
>have a normal day shitposting on Sup Forums
>suddenly, you hear the door downstairs being kicked down
>agents in black storm your room and kidnap you
>3 hours later you wake up in a dimly lit room
>an agent calmly walks towards you and sits down, handing you some files and photographs
>"we know that you secretly harbour anti Semitic, anti Muslim and racist views...."
>"we also know all your sick porn fetishes and that you fap to 2D anime highschool children, and dap interracial gangbangs..."
>Now user, you have two choices. Either you do exactly what we say, or we expose all your secrets on the very website you frequently love to visit (which is Sup Forums)

what do?

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sigh. guess my bait was not good enough...

Agree to do so, then just go ahead and start spamming all my redpills on social media. Once they know my political beliefs, the fuck does it matter what my fetishes are?
Also why the fuck are you wasting your time on a mediocre engineering student?

its because you are not yet a master baiter

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Expose me niggers. It's not like I have any friends other then my gf who already knows all muh shit

>not /k/
>unable to /k/ the fuck out of black storm cucks

Literally just get a decent semiautomatic mid caliber gun, or if you have a big wallet fork out for the tax stamp and get a full auto one with a large mag to work with. that should take out a bunch of SWATS who are expecting a fat NEET

>2years later the agents have a use for their sunglass which they aquired a taste for in foresight
>because i put their testicals where there eyes once were

Maybe i ll thank them to having me gettin out of the house

>expose all your secrets on the very website you frequently love to visit (which is Sup Forums)
lmao easy choice
It's going to be one of thousands of slidethreads per day, maybe become a copypasta, and i'm just going to continue being one more user nobody associates with anything.

Sue them for endangering a pregnant woman.

You are correct it was really bad.

Trick question, I live in America.

tits or gtfo applies to pregnant sheep as well.

I wonder if they develop some kind of weird fetish for looking at all this bullshit.
I assume someone figured that furrys would be the perfect "adapts" for this kind of mental cancer, the same neighbourhood but a different address.

Ok release my "secrets"

I don't actually fap to anything too abnormal and really why would (((they))) fuck with me anyways? I'm just some random fucking guy I barely even express myself even when anonymous online so like
Chill

>what do?

the latter.

i simply dont care.

> "we also know all your sick porn fetishes and that you fap to 2D anime highschool children, and dap interracial gangbangs..."
Wrong dossier, agent.

good luck Feds, I'm in the Cheyenne Mountain complex fighting Goauld with McGuyver

fite me

>Caring about what others think instead of always speaking reality.
>The bronies and hentai freaks make me look normal.

I knew the cyanide capsule in my molar would come in handy one day.

Seven years chewing only on the right side of my mouth, and now it's come to this.

>why would (((they))) fuck with me anyways?

Maybe they want you to stage a false flag attack to pin the blame on the alt right, far right, and evil white people in general?

Jokes on you! I am openly autistic and proud!

>we also know all your sick porn fetishes and that you fap to 2D anime highschool children, and dap interracial gangbangs

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

If you turn 360, you'd be going to exact same way! Canadian education right there.

Get your secrets exposed OP. you're already here, it can't possibly get worse.

Well i talked to some guy that was studying criminology, and i didnt know he was in the first place but something in his voice told me that he would be a very interesting partner to have a conversation with.
And he told me that these people (i m german so i assume that the FBI has at least the same kind of tech), which i already assumed, use certain matrixes (see OPs pic)
to determine or predict human behaviour, and they even stop the time you gas up your vehicle in some cases. Like a minority report prevent kind of thing, which is what i would do aswell since they are all out for precision, usually i would assume they give a shit about people capable to pose a thread, or if you have the right precision to assume you can pose a thread, wether it might be delusion or not.
That is the whole fucking problem with this kind of bullshit, it is not about your retarded porn shit, it is just something they factor in, plus the fuckers that operate these systems are genetic dead ends on most perimeters of the human evolution spectrum which doesnt really honor the whole game about this ordeal.

>agents in black
so are you talking about the race war or just a chimp out?

>being this new

Thanks for the (you). It'll hold me over until tomorrow.

But none of that is true. I mean except the porn. But I don't really care if Sup Forums sees that. It's pretty tame by their standards.

I would bring some germans into your country and everyone of these germans would build some tools for tanks since they cant go over the alps so we can invade your country and once that is done we ll cure your larynx cancer, and you ll pay a hefty fine for every retarded i you put at the end of a noun, hefty by swiss speeding standards.

Go ahead and expose me, you wont be telling anyone anything they don't already know.

I'm mostly angry at them calling my views secret.

I openly refer to Islam as the bastard child of a paedophilic warlord whose followers should be kept out of the civilized world until either a cultural renaissance or a reformation movement.

Hello CIA

There really is exactly zero fuck Sup Forums would give about me being doxxed, maybe other than calling whomever is spamming my info here an attention whore.

Its an anonymous site you dingus

I would be really interesting if your one sided muscular development would be significant enough to make a visual difference.
But then again the irony would be if a nig would smash your left side and the capsule would pop so all your dicipline would vanish with a stroke of luck.

With the shit I've seen and posted on this site alone? Normies wouldn't believe it. You'd have a better time of redpilling them on those peaceful migrants

>implying anyone cares
go ahead and tell us your porn preferences. nobody will give a fuck

>dütschi dubeli
hebdini schnörri hansi

is fapping to latinas degenerate??

>everyone knows my dirty secrets
It would be a weight off my mind. I'd be free to shitpost without fear knowing they have no hold over me anymore.

Most of them are peaceful as far as i can tell, but it still is a shitty idea in the long run.
I would like to create a south state, southern germany, austria, swiss without the french bastards, northern italy. And before it gets seperate i would sell berlin to the russians and americans partly so their intel friends that surveil this city would die 15years earlier due to alcohol abuse and mental diseases.

As if nobody else indulges themselves in degeneracy.

We're all hypocrites and we revel in it.

>what do?

1. "My NAME is NNEEEEEEOOOOO"
2. StopBulletsInMidAir.mov
3. Grab phone- get beamed back onto mothership
4. Sentinels SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
5. Flex arms- set off EMP blast - destroy everything
6. Profit

Do it faggot. I don't play hard to get, i play hard to want.

Na i would know all their secrets esp. on the psychological side and how they create them, or how they would want to create them, because to me they are like a city idiot that blindly types something into a navigation system and goes for it. Plus due to all their specialization and conpartmentalization they are in a way like the SJWs of this craft, they simple have to rely on that coordinates.

If you got the stamp, they would know you have a full auto, what type and how many.

this isn't politically related

stop shitposting on pol

post news articles/statistics and your opinion and discuss intelligent things, this is /b thrash

But then again i think they are aware of the problem like a small titted girl with a flat ass in a nigger club, and that is why they give a lot of shit to private companies like booz (what kind of name is that?) allen hamiltion.