Non-Redneck Conservative/Nationalist

Who's a /non-redneck conservative/ here?

>Don't like guns
>Don't dip/smoke/vape/drink alcohol
>Not good with my hands or obsessed with expensive 300 dollar shades
>Not too interested in fishing, hunting, pick up trucks/jeeps
>Mountain biking/dirt biking

I hate rednecks in fact, they've been pissing me off lately. I grew up in a liberal community and only through my own intelligence did I realize liberalism is bullshit but there is also a problem with rednecks all over the country and their attitudes/stupidity.

>don't like guns
>not good with your hands

Clearly you're just a faggot, OP. Go back to suckin' on Jamal's bbc

There's another thing, rednecks speak like niggers like this guy. Very vulgar, and a lot of them can't speak without cursing and hollering like a nigger. They're brutes.

>Don't like guns
So you're a massive faggot with a hard on for neocons? Kill yourself, faggot.

>don't curse at me for being a faggot!
lol

Take the shit out of your mouth bud and learn how to speak to others. You're an animal with no self control.

> don't like guns
What the fucks your issue bro you can not be a redneck and still appreciate the beauty of a well polished mil-surp

>Conservative
>Hates guns
>Can't do anything with his hands
>Doesn't have any out door hobbies
>Hangs around liberals

leave, NOW!

Yup we need a niggercide & redneckcide

>You will never be a redneck or even live in the country

>Don't like guns
>Not good with my hands

what a worthless person

What do you consider to be a redneck? I thought it was just an uneducated rural white person who usually lives in poverty. They're a minority in the US but more recently I see you burgers label all rural whites with guns as rednecks

>Not liking guns
>Not enjoying alcohol in moderation

You are missing out

>not good with guns
>not good with hands
>not interested in survivalism incase of shtf

Literally just go to k and see that rednecks arent all that bad.

>Don't like guns
>Don't dip/smoke/vape/drink alcohol
>Not good with my hands or obsessed with expensive 300 dollar shades
>Not too interested in fishing, hunting, pick up trucks/jeeps


thats a board more suited for you OP

>in moderation

I've heard this rationalization enough times to know it's total garbage. You know damn well you get drunk and try to justify it with "only now and then" or some weak shit.

So you're literally a lefty's stereotype of the alt-right?
Kill yourself pussy

>if I have a few beers over a few hours, I'm getting drunk

t. Southern Baptist

You guys are the worst

>Rednecks vape not citycucks

>Tavor

kike/10

fpbp

>being a pussified faggot

Someone wasn't stuffed in a locker enough as a teenager

>rednecks speak like niggers
Wrong way around friendo
Nigger slang literally comes from bastardizing southern quips

here

right I'm drinking to enjoy beer my bad

>I don't like guns
What a flaming fag you turned it to be. Clearly you still have your mouth properly vacuum sealed over minority cock

>Don't like guns
cuck

>Don't dip/smoke/vape/drink alcohol
slightly less cuck

>Not good with my hands or obsessed with expensive 300 dollar shades
strawman

>Not too interested in fishing, hunting, pick up trucks/jeeps
cucking intensifies

>Mountain biking/dirt biking
cucked for sure

let me guess, your favourite pass time is spent in front a screen playing world of warcraft?

"They're very vulgar, like niggers"

Absolutely 0 self awareness

Why not move here?
As long as you find a nice Anglo girl and make babies with her you're fine
We don't too much like whites splitting their genes in half with other whites, ruins the diversity

i dont drink or smoke.
besides guns i honestly dont spend large amounts of money on anything,and arguably guns is just a pricier hobby anyways.

trucks are a great tool to have even if your not interested in them, and if your jeeps an actual jeep its the same thing(off road and really useful if you have alot of land). i dont care about cars but its makes sense why people who want to own a large chunk of land gravitate towards those types of vehicles.

im not really excellent with my hands either, but i can hammer a shed together if i need to.

im not a fishing fan but dont like the taste of fish so have no reason to be. hunting is something i really am interested in starting to do, but haven't had the time sadly.

you just sound like a faggot complaining about others enjoying shit and having a different culture/lifestyle with different goals and thinking different things are important.

>Don't like guns

I was ready to defend you but this is indefensible.

That said, white trash belongs in the 'chamber with the kikes and the niggers.

You can be an intellectual AND a redneck and quite easily.
You've just been poisoned by leftist cynicism or are just a shill.

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you sound like a limpwristed queer actually

you are a pussy

fuck you
>for stealing the image of that /k/omando's family

Why I don't feel bad about saying "redneck" as it's now a subculture instead of a socio-economic class. Seems that modern country music is for people to fantasize about the lifestyle, not unlike gangster rap.

>don't like guns
You're not a conservative. This is a shill thread.

Don't like guns? Nigger have you ever held a stick and yelled "bang!" ?

>all beer tastes bad

Congratulations, you agree with the most leftarded comic on the web. How fucking limp are your wrists?

I'm a city fag, by the way

pls have cnacer

Shut the fuck up faggot

Damn user you have my dream arsenal. I only have the M9 so far and a Remington 870 for those hard to kill home invaders. Keep on rockin in the free world dude.
>those delicious AR's
>that glorious Garand
What's not to fucking love?

Who the fuck uses skoal? Thats the nasty shit

Hey ShariaBlue, nice thread

Full size...

>falling for the bullpup meme

I knew rednecks were dumb but c'mon

Rednecks are basically whites with the iq of a nigger, they dont speak proper english, they are drunkards, some live of food stamps, they drive jacked up trucks and always carry guns to boost their low self confidence (just like niggers drive their cars with 22s) they talk abou muh dick etc etc

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>owning a big nice truck
>owning a huge beautiful house for your big white family
>owning nice guns
>wholesome hunting
>owning a ton of land passed down for generations

Yeah we should all live like rats in the degenerate filthy city or cubic suburban souless houses! Fuck owning property and being wealthy!

i especially appreciate how you failed to mention any activities or interests that would help you generate a shared collective experience with other white people...

you shit all over a culture yet have none yourself

kill yourself cuckold

oh shit not a webcomic!

get over the fact you sound like a bitch trying to say "in moderation". You're the same as stoners who say "well at least I'm not like a stoner or anything, I just talk about weed and smoke weed whenever possible"

You know you can drink, fish, hunt, and smoke tobacco without being a redneck right? Those are all past times of rich white WASPs.

You learn to drink it til you like it. My brother in law hated beer, but we mocked him so much for it he drinks it constantly now. We uncucked the faggot right out of him.

learn more

>get over the fact you sound like a bitch trying to say "in moderation"

I never said this

That was my first post in the thread, ID's are useful when using your divide and conquer tactics, shariablue

OP here, as you can see the people here are undesirable on pol. Well mostly. You guys are still too unintelligent to call yourself redpilled. You don't know how to speak, you are aggressive and brutish. You do not speak to others with respect but constantly talking malicious like a black person. Liking guns is not useful in the least. Guns are a weapon of destruction, they cause destruction in this world. If you got rid of them all there would be less destruction and violence. If you got rid of all weapons of destructive there would be no more wars. But you cannot see that. You are addicted to your sexual desires, to drugs and alcoholic substances. You are a man of the flesh, you follow your instincts. I am amazed that you call yourselves conservatives. Any thinker of the past 2000 years would call you brutes. People like you are just as worse as liberals. You have not yet matured or taken the "red pill" of truth.

"We turned someone into an alcoholic, how cool is that"

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>Muhammad hates drinking

Typical

Guaranteed replies

>cant refute a single thing anyone says
>fails to demonstrate a single iota of culture himself

off to page 10 you go cuckold

fuck you for killing some other thread with this garbage

Why are you defending his point then? You're beyond brain dead. I rarely comment on Sup Forums but it really is the worst board when 50% of the conversations turn into heheeee i called u a shill!!!

T. Underage faggot

People enjoy not having a beer gut and not dying of liver failure, how bizarre

>waste of trips

No, he was an alcoholic before, just hated beer.

Guns will be a cornerstone of conservatives.

Fuck off lefty.

This. This describes the community of Sup Forums. Sup Forums is filled with the same type of people who you hear opening a town hall speech as white nationalist saying "Kill all niggers!."

I am apart of the military and it is full of rednecks and I've come to get to know you people. And you people are brutes. It's ironic you act just the same as the minorities you hate.

I'm the same as you.

Like the Democratic Party who has niggers, the Republican Party--the conservatives in it, at least--also has their own niggers.
The Republican Party's niggers are really a composite of different groups. You might know them as rednecks, white trash, etc.
From what I've observed, the Republican Party's niggers--again, these are the rednecks who enjoy shooting guns, smoking, drinking, pickup trucks, etc--are less successful and less educated than the non-niggers.

With that said, the Republican Party is on average healthier, more traditional, and wealthier than the Democratic Party. The false notion that the Republican Party is uneducated is due to the loud-mouthed minority of NIGGERS.
Now that I think about it, these Republican niggers probably make up the majority of t_d subscribers and Sup Forums newfags.

Rednecks aren't bad, they're definitely better people than the liberal limp-wristed retards that make up a large portion of the male American population

That picture fits me to a T. My parents own over 10k acres of farm land between them in the Northern Great plains (most expensive and arable land in North America). Living in a big house, in the middle of nowhere, not surrounded by a bunch of citiots is great. OP sounds jealous. Were Conservatives but vote Democrat for the free gibsmedats that Democrats give farmers. We voted Trump this time around though.

this guy gets it

This is true.
Niggers learned how to speak from Rednecks.

That your pic? Looks gorgeous

you from florida?

Dipping is absolutely disgusting.

Only faggots don't like guns. You're just a faggot.
t. non-redneck conservative

>everyone who drinks has a beer gut or liver problems

Seems believable

This guy gets it. I grew up on a pretty big rice farm in Arkansas. I now live in South Florida amongst tons of third world scum and just fucking idiots in general. I'll keep my business here because the market is wide open for what I do now that I have all of my equipment operational. But, I can't wait for the day when I can ride the four wheelers, deer hunt, shoot guns, etc. without having to do it at some super sanctioned place with a bunch of regulation.

TL;DR, I'm sticking around civilization to make the money that it has to offer but I miss the freedom and lack of bullshit of wide open country.

I live in semi-rural NC, LOVE fishing and pickups, tote guns erryday. The struggle is faggots from the north who think its cozy and move down here.

>300 dollar shades
It seems you've mistaken this new trend of fake rednecks for the real thing

Hello what are risk factors :DDD

This is the first thread I've ever seen on my first ever trip to /pol. where had this been my whole life? XD

FPBP

Nah, but most prairie land resembles this. It's really beautiful in the summer when wild flowers start to pop up . Pro tip, take a city girl on a date and pick her wild flowers and shes yours.

>only through my own intelligence did I realize
HOL' UP
SO U'S BE SAYIN
U WAZ

E U P H O R I C

N SHEEEEIT?

lol what a fag

>Don't like guns
Kill yourself faggot.

>doesn't have enough culture or taste to enjoy the most European tradition in human history: fine beer
>acts like a complete pussy faggot
laughing out loud

bitch nigger don't you fuckign DARE talk shit about the best state in the union

Part of being a conservative is understanding that there's a need for hierarchy in society. And what do you expect non-educated rural people to do? Read books? They are supposed to have simple lives with simple activities.
Or would you rather turn them into urbanised shit eating, coffee-drinking gender studies grads like the left wants to?

In case you're not trolling, you shouldn't use smarts as an excuse to not work on being well-rounded. A man should know how to use basic tools, how to properly use guns, and be familiar with the natural environment in which he lives. Only a man from a strongly caste-like society would be proud of such ignorance, whereas American society was built around self-sufficient yeomen who could do a bit of everything in the early days. You don't have to be an expert on this stuff when your profession is white collar, but the occasional DIY project, trip to the range, or hiking trip should be enjoyable and spiritually satisfying. I say this as someone working on a PhD.

In a sense, you're a bit like the stereotypical "redneck" proud of his never attending college because of all the hyperleftist stuff on campuses. Don't be proud of ignorance. Sure, cast aside the frivolous crap like obsession over sports, dip, and gender studies, but don't through the baby out with the bathwater.

Fuck off you stupid divide and conquer fag.

fag :)

Do you think drinking beer makes you manly? Is that why you do it? Look at me I'm so white drinking beer!

you might not be a redneck but you sound like a boring cunt 2bh fampai

>talking about traditionalism wrt European history
>lol hurr what do you think you are MANLY??
rolling on the floor laughing

>that green text
made me feel comfy thanks ƒam

Shut up you fuckin fag

You life is only possible because of the exact kind of "crude" man you dislike. The actual producers and fighters. Your thin skin is typical of nu-males like you. You might have the right views on some social issues but you are not strong enough to be useful. Please stay in your liberal city/town.

This is great timing, I just got the "Redneck Ranifesto" to read.

>my rich parents
>my lazy inherited lifestyle
>muh country music
>(((Conservatives)))
>obsessed with welfare, ignores country dying in race war, or Military Industrial Complex welfare, or Israel welfare or...
I fucking hate you already