Was there ever any update on axe nigger from last night?
Aaron Kelly
guy never called back apparently
Ryder Gutierrez
MALE BLACK TOUCHING HIMSELF, HARASSING WOMEN
Ryder Robinson
>inb4 they are dead
Levi Martin
That's at least the third one today
Camden Carter
I fucking hope they're just dead...
Adam Myers
also, for your entertainment:
>pop youarelisteingto on your phone >go to myabandonware >download GTA 2 >proceed to play Male Black Simulator
It's a fair bit more fun then it should be.
Shitty night out tonight, going to be a lot of domestics as de'quan'jaKANG has to stay in with his least favorite baby mama, but she still got that green, yo.
Connor Morgan
>no nigging tonight
Matthew Cooper
ya know i kinda hope for the 80's cocaine white guy to show up one of these days for some diversity
Mason Gonzalez
>"buttload" of traffic expected.
Julian Baker
Oh no, no, that isn't going to happen until the midnight-american population is reduced to one or less.
It's just going to be actual career criminals out in the streets, the guys who can't afford to take a rain day, or weird/crazy fuckers who don't care. Naw, the midline guys are going to be indoors, drinking and smoking an assload of pot and such...nothing like someone tweaking out on laced shit in an enclosed space...
Less street-nogging, but much, much more fucking insane domestics and break-ins.
Michael Morris
...
Camden Wright
>male >sitting at bust stop >heavy coat >head down >for the last 36 hours
Cop sounded both amused and nervous...
Parker Morgan
He dead, son.
Lucas Wright
Holy shit there's a lot of mental state calls already...rain's stirring up the crazy.
>kid selling computers on the street >boxes have no computers, full of loose paper and some books for weight
you little shit...
Brandon Gonzalez
its pretty smart
Lucas Torres
>car vs pole
The eternal struggle continues
Xavier Carter
Ooh, got a couple guns
>male black fleeing with gun in car
>two male hispanic, both armed, on foot
give them a little time tonight, it's cold and rainy, but real robert hours never miss a day...
Kevin Ward
>here come the domestic calls. >the car-stopping pole strikes again.
Isaiah Wilson
We need rainy day/shitty weather bingo cards, with a great focus on shitass drivers and domestic monkeyshines...
David Taylor
I was listening today. Kinda slow but still entertaining
>open key count: 1 >Old dude DOA >Peeping Tom creeping between houses >Ton of hit&runs >Abandoned cars in alley >Drunk dudes fighting-one pulled a knife >Hispanic employee exposing himself to co-worker in bathroom >Someone stealing shit from second floor, caller used a burner phone (??) >man with red leather jacket, grey pants robbing people >female black attacking male black >Elderly male ODing on heroin inside a McDonalds (later dead, F) >Guy with warrant turns himself in (why?) >Toyota Tundra driving erratically at high speed >4 male blacks wearing hoodies running, caller unsure if they were the shooters or shootees >male black wearing operator-tier skull bandana sucker punching victim >suspicious guy with red bandana parked for EIGHT hours >60 second conversation on where lunch is, officer kept cutting out >male black driving on curb and laughing >SUV owned by a "Ronnie West Jr." driving 70+ MPH, cutting other drivers off >male black teen wearing hoody, adidas pants saw caller then walked away >("that sounds like that could be that peeping tom, right?") >28 y/o Lucas Dibble may have harmed himself, caller gave no other information >dante with a knife attacking apartment neighbors >5'7 manlet male hispanic with parole violation, known to carry a knife >pile of clothes on fire in the backyard of a church >scrappers being loud, banging around in their truck >homeless male black trying to hit jewlery store security with a can >domestic; caller says 17y/o hispanic son on house arrest smoking weed and threatening self harm >(in autistic voice) building burning. flames coming from third floor windows. >someone ran over caller's foot in parking lot >qt dispatch gave a very kawaii "Hey you!" >stolen car, pink with playboy bunny logo in rearview window >kids throwing 5 gallon containers into traffic
Jackson Stewart
>Demetrius >male black No shit.
Andrew Stewart
who /robert/ here
Tyler Brooks
I for one love the filler episodes of the ongoing struggle of POLE against Ca'Ar, even if i feel POLE is a little overpowered...
Nathaniel Adams
I got a scanner app on my phone and a new pair of bluetooth headphones, was listening so much yesterday and today. Adam has some sassy dispatchers himself.
David James
dont you meme Sup Forums vs /c/a/r/
Michael Kelly
POLE is like the kite-eating tree, it can always trick a stupid dindu into falling into its trap, like a Venus fly-trap.
Jason Thompson
They fight'n in the middle of the street at the car accident.
Jeremiah Cruz
>violating order of protection >less then fucking 24 hours old >slashed tires, lurking around outside >is the caller's father
>people jumping out of cars on the fucking highway to get into a goddamn fight, multiple carloads
Holy hell.
Austin Foster
>niggers get in car accident, start fighting. >hispanics fucking with people at a restaurant. I need webcam footage of all of Chimpcago.
Leo Hall
We need RobertCam. They need to start streaming body/dash cams so we can follow our favorite dispatches.
Ryder Rodriguez
There's some fucker with a drone that's filmed probably about three murders, they're actually on alert for it.
I'd settle for just a few ones wandering some of the nasty blocks.
Evan Scott
that be okay if it had a massive stream delay to protect the officers
Jack Rivera
>filmed probably about three murders Jesus fuckin Christ....
Jose Martin
>chimpcago's idea of a nice Monday evening >slash tires, get in massive brawl after fender bender, throw shit into traffic
>my idea of a nice Monday evening >get in my jammies, make tea, wonder why we haven't sent Obama's hellfire drones to chicago
Jack Cook
I don't suppose some hacker bro could redirect the HWNDU cam to some particularly high grade shit hole here?
Juan Morris
did the guy turn over the footage or is mr drone the guy who is murdering
Oliver Sullivan
posting classic roberts
Carson Reyes
>liberals always bitch about giving cops bodycams >give them what they want: cops get bodycams with livestreams that fuckers like us monitor with the devotion of monks. >entire nation redpilled about the nigger scourge in the space of a week.
Justin Hernandez
We have confirmed a third watch is active, there is at least one Robert out already lads.
Serious, they spotted it nearby three murders, that i know of. Just a fuckstick poking around, but i'll bet he'll sell the shit to a gore site. If i lived closer i'd cobble up a drone just to provide some general feeds for the folks here...maybe the odd crash or fight. How he's spotting murders before the cops roll in i'm not sure...
Liam Moore
Get some lighter than air (zeppelin) type drones and you can stay on target longer and stream more footage.
Christopher King
Pic related not classic, but commemorative. Have to give credit where it's due, the recent ponyfag invaders were a useful auxiliary, really got into the spirit of Robert.
Nathan Sanchez
Pretty sure he's just a nightcrawler with a good nose. Killing someone while a drone watches is a bit advanced for chicongo, they were attacking people with tree branches yesterday...
Samuel Edwards
Hey everyone. It's my second night here. Getting ready to settle in for the night. How is everyone doing?
Wyatt White
Maybe hears gunshots and sends his toy out to investigate. But on the subject of Robert-Drones: old tv show called Viper had a "probe that was basically a drone that popped out of the car. I found my next meme theme.
Jacob Morgan
I hope we get more black bitches fighting with hammers
Noah Hughes
Agreed. I posted a summation of our cozy atmosphere, which i think somebody capped, but this is the kinda thing that ignores a lot of lines. Come sit, listen, who gives a shit if you wanna sit on a pony pillow? If your banter isn't up to snuff, just shut up and listen to a city struggling to breathe.
Oliver Thomas
good not sure how long this thread will be up but hopefully we can chain threads tonight
Kevin Allen
Doing just great!
Sit back and enjoy the show
Justin Wright
We had good luck last night. Should we set up a discord? I don't know if everyone would join and I don't want to split anything so I haven't set one up.
Zachary Hughes
wish me luck fellow /cpd/niggers. took the CPD entrance exam (absolute joke btw) yesterday in hopes of joining our hero based robert
Jace Evans
What are the physical requirements for joining the force?
Angel Davis
potential riot?
OH YEAH!
Caleb Taylor
I'll be down to chill for a few hours, I'm trying to figure out GIMP, thanks to tuning into these fucking things and seeing all the awesome shoops and wanting to make my own. Who'd thunk I'd end up learning photo editing software thanks to the nightly Chicago Jigaboo Revue?
Brayden Gonzalez
You should go volunteer to direct traffic at that riot.
Brandon Morales
Naw, the slow and cozy pace of the thread is part of the charm.
Good luck Robert-to-be, for god's sake be careful
Juan Reyes
>there's gonna be a riot The fucking sun hasn't even set.
Logan Johnson
good luck m8
>ROBERT snow black male harassing people! HAHAHAHA
Adrian Collins
Was feeling blue since my vacation just ended (missing my family)
But since I'm home I can now shitpost freely with /cpd/ and it's cheering me up a lot. I love you Roberts.
Nolan Scott
This is actually what she said, correct? I thought I heard her say that, too. You're right user. It feels so good at this pace.
Ryder Lee
>Naw, the slow and cozy pace of the thread is part of the charm. It's like a campfire: you get the kindling burning, that ignites the wood, which burns to make the coals; which are hot enough to turn any wood you throw on after into a roaring blaze. Comfy. As. Fuck.
Jeremiah Cook
Yep
>Someone threatened to get a gun
HAHAHAHA
I love chiraq
Ethan Gonzalez
>tfw not /comfy/
Cameron Gomez
The Adam/orRobert on-scene said, and I quote, "There's gonna be a riot." Gonna be a good night, fellas.
Isaac Bennett
This is what the riot might look like at the traffic light
I wonder what would be involved in gaining access to the police cameras across the city to watch live streams of the city as we listen to the scanner?
Jackson Morgan
Sizzler
Leo Parker
you would think traffic cams would be public access
Logan Bailey
You have it right. That fire is the city, though. All us gathered around, just on the edge of the light, watching like creepy bastards from a horror movie. we chuckle when the sparks snap, mumble to eachother as they smolder...but never see any more then we need of eachother. What would the point be? We're all the same person, here.
Then, when the coals die for the night, we drift back into the dark, until the sparks start up again. Is it good or bad, what we're doing...not really either. It's human. We're the vile and glorious souls of human nature, stripped bare.
Or something like that, Robert.
Nicholas Ward
Time for some Chicago OC pics. Vapor wave if you wish.
Cooper Hill
I know it's a long shot but surely whatever precedent makes it ok to stream their dispatch audio would set the ground work.
Joseph Morales
You would. I wonder where you look for this type of thing. Earthcam seems to be giving me trouble right now.
What's a good PS/GIMP text font that looks digital and techy?
Brandon Reed
>need to hire someone for my department because we're crushed with work >company has office in chimpcago >girl applies >interviews well >after 3 months I tell my boss that she is an ignoramus and must be fired >boss starts observing her work, and agrees >we fire her last week
She was born and raised in chicago. If this is the best their public school can spit out, the city needs to be razed.
John Morales
>city wide, anything to do with socks(?) park goes direct to the city >anything at all, toss it up to them
What the hell is going on over there...
Alexander Sanchez
>tfw living in a nice comfy place with none of the Midnight American's running around causing problems. >feels good to listen to this in areas overrun with Midnight Americans.
Christian Allen
This site's a good place to browse for shit in random places.
Liam White
chicago-webcams is cancer. sigh.
Joshua Evans
so much fucking AIDS in that pool
Cooper Roberts
All that's missing is an extension cord and a toaster.
Evan Martin
>well you gotta let me know or I'm gonna keep calling
Ugh, you tell him girl. Like, omg
Ethan Ramirez
>another domestic.
Gavin Gomez
>"Well, you gotta let me knooow, or i'm just gonna keep caaalling you!"
That's it sassy dispatch, beg for it...
Luis Jackson
This feed here just seems like a matter of time before action.
a few months after the test you take the illinois power test which is piss easy >basically a toe touch sit and reach >37 situps in a minute >bench press slightly below body weight >1.5 mile run in under 13:46 nonetheless a bunch of fat bastards failed it last year when they had months to prepare for it s m h. theres also a second physical test that im still waiting to get a notice to take (from last years exam). they really hype it up as being super hard but i havent heard what it is yet. i doubt its all that since they also hyped up how hard the power test was too
