Why is drumpf's coat so long?

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because hes a longcoat fedora kinda guy, if you get my drift.

isn't an overcoat supposed to be like that? His entire suit seems poorly-fitted though. And that tie is ridiculous.

He has exquisite taste in fashion.

Sage this shit pedes

Made of kevlar. Length provides more protection.

the paparazi keep taking pictures of his butt.

His hat weighed about ten pounds. Steel lined to protect from snipers.

To keep his huge donkey cock warm

He looks like a fucking kid

He looks like a fucking retard. Tie too long, trousers too baggy. Coat lower than his knees..

he really was a manlet, wasn't he? no wonder he was the messenger / runner in the first war.

hes probably wearing body armor and possibly has a gun underneath his coat

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Because it looks badass. Are you a faggot or something?

Ronnie Raygun carried one until the Secret Service took it away from him.

U look like a kid

He's trying to hide his shapely ass.

You know it's not good to be sexualized when holding such a high office

This has got be bullshit. Why not just shoot him in the face?

Coat looks good but the rest isn't appropriate for someone of his position and wealth.

He was average, being a messenger in WW1 was tough shit btw, he nearly got blown up multiple times.

The longer the coat, the greater the chef.

nice thread, im glad its about politics, sage and reported.

lmao look at all the modern day faggos saying his suit isnt fitted enough

oh my fuck the nu-males are here too

Gotta hide his massive schlong somewhere.

Really makes you think?

Maybe. it was in an autobiography written by one of his aids. It was a standing joke with him to hand it to newbies to hang up and not warn them first. Good times.

This was not common knowledge at the time. And would provide some protection from certain angles, especially elevated ones.

>Being this smart

>Normies... You have to go back.

Oh and

>44

Kek'd and checked.

Ten times the man you are, faggot.

Incomprehensible.

yea i read about that incident on his ranch but what he did was irresponsible imo

I suppose he could have started carrying that ax with him. Cool photo op.

He's overweight, he wears large clothing to try and conceal it.

Wtf dumbass do you expect the head of state to wear a full medieval helmet everywhere? A potential shooter is far more likely to shoot from above.

Jesus fucking Christ

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He wears large clothes because he's fucking 70 and thats what boomers do

this

so many faggot numales on this board

Because he's a big president.

Friendly reminder that these two are the same age.

Trump is just a fat fuck.

you would be too if you've been sucking on eastern european breast milk for half of your life

why do you think slavs are so big?

You are fucking retarded that's how it is supposed to be. It is think his pants are baggy then you are a woman. Go take muhammad's cock

Made in America. Americans forgot how to take measurements after all those years of importing from Indonesia.

Do not post in this shill slide thread. Shill slide threads are stupid topics meant to make it more difficult to find real topics.

sage