>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Good morning, please go deal with two MALE BLACKS destroying property EVERYWHERE
Austin Edwards
>battery in progress at the "Y"
Blake Smith
Check out the last thread and get caught up on possible /CPD/ and Robert team
Anthony Turner
Photo of Male White with fanny pack
Charles Clark
I'm just imagining people beating the shit out of each other while YMCA plays in the background
Isaiah Wright
>Looks at someone >Gets shot
Chase Wilson
>male white or hispanic white
Adam Richardson
male black returns
Justin Gonzalez
Tune in to tonight's shit show of murder, mayhem, destruction and more murder! Join our hero; the hero that the Windy City doesn't deserve: Robert on his near impossible task of keeping the city safe from the cadre of supervillians: MALE BLACK, Hoodie, HysPanic, ShotsFired, Boyfriend, Do-Messtik and GangBanger...
Can our hero maintain Law and Order before the sun rises!? Tune in, get comfy, and check those Keys!!! 21-13 Robert out!!!!
Gabriel Garcia
fresh OC
Leo Hall
>Male black in his 30's wearing a blue shirt
Julian Taylor
>party in an alley
hmmm.
Jason Russell
Nice vintage Robert
Jonathan Brooks
>no other infooooo
Hudson Walker
RIP neighbor guy, house is haunted confirmed
Christopher Fisher
I AM CONCERNED ABOUT SANDNIGGER NOISES
Christian Moore
>Concerned about the Arabic voice coming from his apartment The race war starts now!
Jaxson Sullivan
Concerned about the Arabic voice coming from his apartment.. no. other.. info..
>which user called 911
Grayson Cox
good one ^5
Evan Cook
>Paranoid of the arab voice in his apartment
Yes haha OK! Very good.
Tyler Campbell
Arabic voices coming through the wall.
Julian Sanchez
>Concerned about Arabic voice Nice.
Camden Barnes
>I am concerned about the arabic voice coming from my apartment
Thomas Torres
Did they say Arabic voice coming from the apt? AlohaSnackbar
Ryder Garcia
Any epic stories of selfless heroism and sacrifice? Only a few days fresh.
Liam Hall
ROBERT Get on off of your knees I SAID, ROBERT Come on and check YO keys I SAID, ROBERT cause you there is a MALE BLACK and there's no need to be worried
Brandon Reed
[muffled snackbaring]
Brayden Cruz
Lurk moar before posting faggot. It will help you immensely.
Bentley Butler
>Red Frog Events
Easton Anderson
ALLAHU AKBAR
Jackson Lewis
KEK!
Joseph Rodriguez
top kek Anons vs neon sign who wins?
Adam Reed
>300 lb MALE BLACK refusing to leave a Chinese Buffet, >Boyfriend circling the block in a black Grand Am looking to dole out some street justice to a female in a Blue VW >Family have to put a recently deceased on layaway because they can't afford a funeral home >2 MALE BLACK, one with a gun get the K9!!!! >School Wall Status: >[ ] Untagged >[X] Tagged
Alexander Richardson
>some anonymous bitch about a neon sign being installed
The ambient music adds levels not previously understood.
Logan Collins
>POLE being assaulted
Jack Ward
Reports of Monkey swinging from and bashing a pole.
Logan Cook
>Hitting the pole and yelling
Wew lad someone show him nofap
Charles Martin
>tfw you will never be the true robert and listen for crimes in your area and solve them yourself
Benjamin Murphy
...
Eli Allen
I've listened to the scanner in my area. It's dead AF.
Caleb Nguyen
holy smokes this thread
Aiden Cook
HOT OFF THE PRESS
Isaac Price
>Man in front of the "cultural center" screaming NOT THE AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURAL CENTER!!
Angel Russell
Male Black has removed his pants.
Jacob Russell
PANTS
OFF
Logan Lewis
MALE BLACK PANTS OFF
Mason Reyes
>MALE BLACK TAKING HIS PANTS OFF
Jaxson Lewis
>Porch monkey undressing.
Xavier Wright
yeahhh, that's good shit right thurr.
>MALE ON BACK PORCH >TAKING HIS PANTS OFF
Tyler Cooper
People sure love to take their pants off in Chicago.
Jonathan James
>pants off >duffel bag. >shiiiiiiiiiiiet
Mason Brooks
>MALE BLACK taking them pants off, peeing on bare floors... You know this is not gonna end well..
Nolan Ross
MALE BLACK taking his pants off
Thomas Morgan
>male black >on third floor porch >taking pants off >also has dufflebag with him
uh oh.
Ryder James
I'm gonna crack the window, let a cool breeze in, and put the scanner on my ipad and go to sleep. It's fun gentleman. Until tomorrow night, cheers!
Jonathan Jenkins
nn Robert. Happy sleeps.
Samuel Thompson
Sleep well 21-12 Robert out!
Jayden Phillips
My city's PD scanner is private or just not available to listen to. Chicago is not far away. Securing Chicago ensures my safety too.
Dylan Nelson
>knife fight
Asher Bell
MALE BLACK still takin' his pants off
Jeremiah Davis
still taking his pants off?
Adam Ortiz
What ever happened the one female black fighting 30 male blacks?
Zachary Cruz
The cops are fighting her now, as well.
Ethan Carter
AKA 'Rib Tickling' in Chiraq
Carson Lopez
I must build a robertcop to don the uniform once again.
Now where my East Rogers Park fags at?
Ian Walker
no idea, but i hope she won
Ryder Jones
I've got an NYPD Sergeant's uniform from the 84th bruh! Sheeeeit
Brandon Collins
Maybe this is how Sup Forums could help Robert.
Anons should visit businesses in Chicago.
user: "how is business?" Business: "it's fucking shit because this place is fucking shit" user: "I know some people who want to make it better." Business: "oh yeah?" user: "yeah, they want to help Robert clean this shithole up" Business: "how?" user: "They want you to install cameras on each corner of your building and hook them up to the internet. Anons will coordinate with CPD and watch the cameras to catch people fucking shit up. The neighborhood will get better as people get caught and sent to jail. Business will boom." Business: "we already have cameras. They don't do shit" user: "hook them up to the internet. The internet will watch your business for you. I can help you set it up." Business: "Shit, how can I refuse. What more can I do?" user: "Install more cameras"
gray vehicle parked in the alley... you can get to that at your leisure
Ryder Wood
72 years old, natural causes. A first for Chicago?
Jordan Lewis
Tell them about HWNDU if they need to see the power of weaponized autism
Carson Morris
we need aesthetic superfans
Adrian Roberts
You can even recycle old smartphones to broadcast video.. this is a viable solution.
Jaxson Butler
. . . and get all /CPD/ threads banned instantly by faggot mods for "raiding".
Jackson Russell
The only brotha to win Oregon Trail: Urban Jungle edition.
Sebastian Cruz
We'd need more people listening to scanners, looking at cam feeds, facebook feeds, and live reporting. To make this work we need the work of a lot more people behind computer screens and we need more locals on board. Having people in the loop in the city would really help too. Meme more people towards the live streams. We don't need to advertise pol directly.
Eli Edwards
Getting shot is considered natural causes in Chimpcago.
Luke Watson
I really wish they would cease that faggotry. Just sit on your hands and listen to the fucking stream. Stop trying to get nigger famous in everything that catches your attention for more than five minutes.
Wyatt James
true, this would have to be conducted off site
Brandon Morris
The dysentery took him in the end
David Barnes
The only thing mods ever bother to enforce while they let shareblue run over this fucking place unrestrained.
Juan Sullivan
Get that Nissan
Ryder Sanchez
Forgive an user. This user only wants Chicago to become a better place.
Blake Morgan
Are you saying rogers park user taking pics was a bad idea? That was awesome, faggot.
