Florida thread

Seriously, what is wrong with you Floridanons?

Are you not ashamed?

>publix subs
>qt bare feets 24/7/365
>guns
>space port
>drug smuggling heaven

Yankee shitheads move to florida to get "clean" from their drug addictions and end up staying here and still being degenerate drug addicts.

>Getting murdered by a zika baby

>florida

jesus christ this fucking state

So, Las Vegas outside of the Strip?

Can you blame him he has half a brain?

sounds like the average muslim to me...

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Could you store fruit in his head? Like an apple and a banana to eat later? They're not too heavy so squish his brain.

Someone please post the guy who chained up and raped an alligator that attacked him

TFW NOT TOO INTELLIGENT

Get it together jesus christ florida

Robust open records laws + lefty resentment over 2000 means trawling police records to find wacky crimes and slander Florida. Everywhere else has as much dumb shit.

Most of the really shit people are kikes who come down here from New Jersey, New York, Vermont, Canada and other hell holes. The problem is that instead of going back they now stay and clog up my roads. Driving has gotten worse thanks to them, horrendous traffic, people who cannot drive faster than 35, it's fucking terrible.

I swear there's something in the water here.

Every state has shit happen in it, but Florida's shit is what happens when the stars align.

Welp, He was a lawyer.
You know what they say about liar liars,

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do you guys like my new haircut

California and Florida should be their own countries and I mean that.

Just stay on Biscayne.

>Vermont
Nigga most of us can't afford vacations we're broke as fuck up here thanks to that yid Sanders

i miss port st lucie.... i kinda wanna go back.... :'(

>place of warship

He was probably defending a nigger.

Floridaman may not be the hero we need, but he's the hero we deserve.

Cuban reunification when?

ok. lost on this one.

HOLY SHIT I THINK THATS MY FATHER.
HE WAS ON A BUISNESS TRIP TO FLORIDA AND NEVER FUCKING CAME BACK WHEN I WAS 11

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Story is from 2014

Thats almost fucking impressive.

yr trimbels're impressive :]

>that quote
manly as fuck, I bet he killed a bunch of gooks in Nam

It's friggin Marathon. Everyone does coke there.

and here's new port richie.
mostly heroin and meth.

wait. wut.

kek

Why in fuck's name do you think I should feel shame over the actions of another person?

>Doctors say it is unlikely the nipples will grow back," reports Bay News 9.
Is it possible to regrow nipples?

>man loses majority of his brain
>he acts like a nigger

Hmmm made me think

It's pretty unlikely user.

reminder: florida is whiter than your state

remider: popfags are germanfags

but is it....possible?

>went to the US to celebrate trump victory
>wanted to cross the whole country from east to west
>10 minutes after I arrive in Jacksonville I realise how crazy and fun the place is
>stay 2 months in the state
>have to go back home because no visa

>Jacksonville

I'm surprised you didn't get shot.

Gotchu coverd senpai

Maybe its tired but for some reason this is my post of the year... so far. Thanks mang.

Closely followed by this. Kek.

keked and underrated.

Broward is that far south?
Shit I gotta get out of here

He's swiss, he's bulletproof.

Halfy, the Half-Headed refugee?