War is coming

Europe is getting ready.

Anglos are the enemy. Burgers too.

Russia and China are our friends.

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>plan on a new fighter jet
>it's a carbon copy of the f-35
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*launches trident missiles, razing Deutschland to the ground with 45000kilotons of nuclear bombs*

Nothing personal, kid

Why do you krautz insist on ruining everything?

good luck

You consider us enemies but I don't consider you the enemy, Hans.

last fighter we developed was the "fighter 90" and should be released 1990, almost 20 years later it was finished. And we still have probs with it.
Who should develop that shit anyway?

military-today.com/aircraft/top_10_fighter_aircraft.htm

quick google search says we have the best military equipment in the world

*yawnsinburger

Germany could barely take poland atm. This would be fucking retarded as hell to do because it would give the bongs another chance at reclaiming their empire. Or building a new one.

Why do Germans like losing so much?

It's the other way around.
Nobody cares about you but you keep going on about "2 world wars, 1 world cup".

People are not going to tolerate your shit for the 3rd time, Germany.

Good, more gifts for Israel

How's that EU military coming? You import enough kebab to fill the boots yet?

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Back to back world war champs
>People are not going to tolerate your shit for the 3rd time, Germany.

WW3 aint coming until we start to run out of resources bucko

Everyone fucking hates you. If tomorrow Trump declared war on Germany, no one would help you.

It starts to get boring, someone needs to do something, so let us start a 3rd time, at least we know how to start

Pay debnts.

I bought airplane models that looked almost exactly like that back in the 80's. I sure hope 40 year old avionics isn't what Germany plans to spend their money on. Get some of those Syrian engineers to whip up some modern aircraft.

Fuck off, I stand with the anglo.

Just as i suspected, the Eternal Kraut will once again wreak havoc, wage war and destroy Europe again.

3rd time's a charm, they say.

>*launches trident missiles, razing Deutschland to the ground with 45000kilotons of nuclear bombs*
45 Megatons could maybe flatten Hamburg, but tht is it.

Your nuclear capabilities are 2 levels below our best friend, Russia. We can take to lose Berlin or Hamburg, can you lose your ENTIRE island?

American Intelligence at work here, this is obviously just a placeholder, it will look nothing like that.

>german jet
kek

Guess you wont be needing that 50 billion then. Oh, and make sure to pay for our share of the bill, thanks.

Russia and China are our friends. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAH top fucking kek Kraut. Russia would side with the US/UK and China would probably stay out of it.

cumskins about to delete themselves

> Russia a friend of Germany

But I thought they were le boogeyman subverting democracy by being vaguely responsible whenever you lose an election, Kraut.

>Who should develop that shit anyway?

Turkroach, piss off.

And the answer is based EADS together with Rheinmetal, Tyssonkrupp and Panavia will develop it.

How do you make jets and prepare for war if you don't have any military?
>Nice one Germany

We are neutral.

ffs why can't someone just nuke us already

Hans was too nervous to link the actual article because of what it actually says

>Germany, which has not built a jet fighter on its own since it produced the twin-engine Messerschmitt Me 262, the world's first jet fighter, in World War II.

>plans for FCAS to be operational between 2030 to 2040.

I'll be really excited to see the Islamic Republic of Germany complete this copy of the F35 in time for President Baron to tweet talking shit about it

We will never get rid of german autism aren't we?

>WWIII
>Everyone expect it to be USA vs Russia or vs China
>nope, Goymany again

Upgrade your brooms to vacuum cleaners and then we'll talk.

>be german government
>build jet
>can't into maintenance because not enough money
>jets go into irrepair
>increase refugee budget to prepair for the 1 million neue deutsche coming soon

The Übermensch will finally take down the evil Anglos once and for all.

Oh wait, they'll fail for the 9999th time and Germany will get destroyed again

Quelle?

I know right, they acting like they invented that shit or something fucking losers.

I predict germans will attack from the sewerage pipes and try to seize all waste processing plants and sceptic tanks.

Hopefully for good this time

BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND

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or what you're gonna send a couple guys over?

here's a bona fide prediction for you. take it to the bank.
this plane will production built and operational before the F35

pay nato debnts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

shhhh England, we still have some of the gustavs, we can easily reach England from our coast, while we sitting in our living rooms, we bomb you out of yours while drinking tea

>TITLE
>F35A FLIGHT
>FLIGHT
aHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
WHAT A JOKE

>best friend
>Russia
Yeah no, Hans. We hold all the cards. You're simply outplayed, as usual.

>russia and china
That kraut is just asking mongoloids to dominate his boi pucci. Even rightwingers in Jewrmany are pathetic, kek.

>germany
>ever allowed to command troops again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

back to milking your pigs on your grandmas farm you queer muslim

WE

Oh and by the way, the Eurofighter and some more Aircrafts was developed together with ENGLAND, FRANCE and SPAIN
And you ask why that shit isn't working?
srsly

Who here would side with Germany should war break out right now? I myself am not so sure.

how the fuck do you loose that gun?

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How many negros can it smuggle to Europe per flight? You're making it a stealth plane to avoid border patrols, right?

"lost" :)

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Found prototype of new stealth fighter.

Germany gearing up on getting it's ass kicked for the 3rd time

I felt a bit sorry for them in 2015 then I realised I never liked them anyway.

Germany is fucking pathetic. I hope you non-cucked Germans (if you even exist) realize this makes you look like a third world country flexing muscles that you don't even have. At least North Korea and Iran have an actual military.

Have you forgotten that you're literally still occupied by the United States?

ok, Russia nuked the UK

imagine what happens afterwards?

In reality it's going to be everyone else against you for the third time.
TWO WORLD WARS AND FIVE WORLD CUPS

Because your just too much fun.

Jihad lover detected

Anglos are our allies, and nothing your pathetic religion throws at us can change that, Ahmed

Here comes round 3.

This. No need for war between us.

Huemonleys literally declared war on Nazo Germany right before it capitulated. Pathetic.

says poland the fully cucked slave labor subsidiary of the EU..
they dont need to fight.. they have already won.

You have to go back, Pedro.

>Anglos are the enemy. Burgers too.
>Russia and China are our friends.
I fucking wish. Krautistan is a totally submissive cucked USA colony.

>British flag is incorrect
DELET THIS

I thought we took that tech away from you for being bad goys

And sat at the negotiations table having done almost zero of the work. So I think we did pretty good. :^)

Imagine if a war with germany all the soldiers were given VR headsets that turned the war into a Wolfenstein game.
But in reality you werent killing Nazis and their monsters but regular germans.

Okay, come on now, please Germany, can we go out of the UE now ?

It's not like you have a choice anymore. Otherwise there will be a bunch of brownshits trying to ethnically cleanse you - again.

Is that the program that would use most of the pieces found on the Typhoon to allow for cheaper maintenance?

Fucking KEK.
>German military power
>being used for anything but helping migrants cuck them.
you krauts have been away from war for far too long. You don't have it anymore

>lost
pretty sure someone on /k/ owns it

also, nice double

Tradition
A world war must always be started by krauts

>Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post
BEADY!

What did he mean by this!??!!?!?

>mongoloids
look who's talking, the center of rapebabies in europe.

Were you Germans mumbling just yesterday for the past 80 years "We are Nazis and we can never be allowed to rise again."? And yet now you are gearing up for a global war.

Why don't you just sit down like a good little nazi and get race mixed for your crimes against the Jewish people?

Multiculturalism and diversity are your new masters little nazi Germans.

German cucks would get BTFO immediately. All the real Germans left Germany years ago, only ones remaining are nu-male faggots

>>you krauts have been away from war for far too long. You don't have it anymore

Sad but true

We actually contract out the the lowest bidder that meets or specifications. We overpay for everything and it's all junk. We'll buy a $600 hammer and say we da best because we spent a trillion.

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week
hunting moose, and they managed to bag six.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said that the
plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot six. The
pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded, and the plane
took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power,
the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick managed to
survive the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where
we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Too soft and girly now days fritz

Good. I hope for an opportunity to wipe out Cucked Germans, World-power aspiring Russians, and deceiving communist slants all in one war. Better throw in Iran too so we can get some mudshit sandniggers killed too.

>Germany declares war on white people
>Germany gets nuked to all fuck
>France surrenders
>WW3 starts
>Poland gets invaded
>(((Switzerland))) makes trillions
>(((they))) win

When are you going to make sexy planes again America kun? The f-35 and f-22 are ugly as sin.

Germany is dead, in a century or two ethnic Germans will be a mythical creature people only remember for destroying Europe multiple times.

I think this a good think, those f-35s are useless. Don't do the same mistake an over engineer everything and but all crap in one plane.

You shouldn't under estimate their engineers, a lot of the crap you see in the planes today as in these fighters are made there. Not to mention most of this tech was developed in the glory days of our great leader

They didn't have that last time either...