>Mongols are about to invade Vienna
>Khan dies, splitting the empire between his heirs creating an internal crisis
>Turks are sieging Vienna
>Poles arrive
>Be part of the biggest systematical genocide in human history
>You get away free
How do they keep doing it?
The world as a whole has a deep, subconscious craving for the Big Austrian Cock
It's the plan of the Eternal Austrian
Alles Erdreich Ist Osterreich Untertan, friend
God blesses us because we are his divine nation.
Can you prove one murder?
Truly the Best Germans
>Austrian Cock
>big
i saw many austrian erect penises and non many were big.
gay
so?
They have the best buffer country to the east.
So you are a subhuman, kill yourself.
>Czech sucking German cocks
Nothing new under the sun.
>88
Mein Führer
no thanks.
i am not bottom, they were sucking me
That's because we've been cucked out of our inbreeding powers that made them so big, Karel
Our high priest Fritzl tried to bring it back, but he failed and got arrested
Yes. Kill yourself. Do it now and give a gift to humanity.
>>Mongols are about to invade Vienna>Khan dies, splitting the empire between his heirs creating an internal crisis
That wasn't Vienna, that was Wroclaw
such anger
We are now so small no one remembers or cares to remember.. which saves us... when US and vodka goe to war against eurabia..just remember that this time it wasnt the austrians this time its entirely on the germans :/
It is not anger, it is simply recognition of your inhumanity.
tsundere austria. i am leaving work now, we can talk later, i bet you are all wet for my dick slut.
As a pedigree Aryan living in America, I agree.
Kill yourself.
>Hungary accusing someone of sucking German cock
Oh wow
There were two times in history where the whole country willingly sided with the Austrians, when we our nobility sided with Maria Theresia and during the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy. Both of those were preceded by anti-Habsburg revolutions and the Austrians realized that they needed to appease the Hungarians else they can say goodbye to their Empire.
I don't get you op
what are you implying?
That Austrians are the luckiest motherfuckers in Europe. They were also initially under Soviet control, but they left in the 50-es.
>>Be part of the biggest systematical genocide in human history
>>You get away free
#firstvictim
allied put it on paper so it is true
dealwithit.jpg
You can see the bitterness of defeat and fear of the German aggressor on these ladies' face.
but they lose territory too like germany and hungary
Nothin' personal kid.
That's what we want you to think
>How do they keep doing it?
You just don't get it, do you, former Austrian province?
It's been in our genes ever since the Babenbergs.
They lost fucking North-Tyrol, boo hoo. They even gained territories from us after WW1.