Ask an Arab muslim immigrant anything - mods pruning genuine threads for no reason edition

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Why are you homosexual?

hello habibi
how is that cigar?
What is a good marinade for chicken?

Why are you a filthy cunt?

I'm straight as an arrow buddy. An exclusive gift to the female populace.

>pic related

When are you going home?

>self indulgent shitposting
>genuine threads

Sage goes in all fields

noooo my nigga come back

this post pic of your Quran with timestamp

not a question but get the fuck out

Posting your dick is a banable offense on Sup Forums.

genuine threads? this is Reddit attention whoring. there is literally nothing worth hearing in your perspective, enjoy your three day you inbred faggot

Ey yo we bouncen op die beat
Ey yo we stampen op die beat
We rampeneren op de vloer en 't
geeft geen ene moer
Want het het is Ali (WAT) Ali (WAT) met Yes-r (WAT)
met Yes-r (WAT) en Partysquad en Partysquad en Partysquad

Can we stop Muslim barbarians swarming in from Middle East with the intent to conquer Europe for savage Islam.

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What shithole did you crawl out of and when are you going back?

Here is a special cigar from my collection, adorned with svarovski and 24kt gold.

thank me later for that cigar

>Here is a special cigar from my collection, adorned with svarovski and 24kt gold.
wow, that's like 10 dollars worth of gold.

As you wish, lads.

Here is a timestamped picture.

:^)

Whiter than most pol tards on the hwndu stream top kek

>pruning for no reason
>ama thread

The reason is that this isn't reddit, you piece of shit, fuck off.

It's the lighting, I'm actually brown. Don't fucking mistake me for a cumskin, I have a brown skin. BROOWN REEEEEEEE!

from the tone of your skin I think you are from somewhere in North Africa?

I'm originally from the Northern mountains in al-Maghreb, in a place called Ifran. It's cold AF there 90% of the time, so I may be a tiny bit lighter than the Southern plebs.

Some more pics of my hometown

Kek

If it's so nice there why didnt you stay?

>Muslims
>Allowed to smoke anything
Fake as fuck

>Royal Danish Cigars
Pleb impressed by shiny trinkets, just what one should expect from arab muslims.

beautifel medina

Top kek, they're like womens

What would a culturally deprived Fin know of cigars? Go choke on your meatballs, Montechristo to Royal Danish is like what Ikea is to Henredon.

Why are you in Europe?

Nice & cozy

How many white women have you ficki fickied?

Gotta stack the dough bro.

It is, but mostly elderly people and nature nudists. No lads to shoot the shit with.

Where are you from?

You have to be more specific by continent. Arabs are caucasians too, and some are blonde etc.

Ma3reb

I'm going there next August. I heard the women are good and they like khaleeji dicks, but I digress. When do you plan to go back, if ever?

I mean western European Aryans.

Also was Saddam a good boy who dindu nuffin just tryin to go to Masjid n shit when Bush shot him in cold blood?

Why do arab women wear garbage bags instead of clothes and does it ever get confusing when everyone is named fucking Mohammed

You do know that arrows flex and wiggle a lot once they live the bow right?

My question is would you be mad if you found out Muhammad was a black guy?

What is the best Arabic dialect? Is Egyptian terrible? Is Levantine good?

what's it like being despised by the natives, knowing everyone you meet would rather you weren't there and knowing you will never fit in or have a place to really call home. At the same time longing to go back to a country that also doesn't want you?

Egyptian is terrible, you'll sound like a beggar or scammer.

>Pleb impressed by shiny trinkets, just what one should expect from arab muslims.
lel, just got a box of H.UPMANN.

I plan on going back within 10 years when I have built sufficient capital.

Why is it of any business to you? This is a rather private matter.
Your second question leaves me cold. It's seeped with an answer to your own bias already.

>WE WUZ

I like traditional Arabic, but alas I can't speak it well. I don't like it on TV though, it sounds so harsh on the ears.

I'm an Arab muslim, not some mudblood without ancestry.

>another pleb
Enjoy moldy cigars, faggot.

I don't like to take balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
And I can't afford Cohibas, so I buy cigars that don't need dolling up like moroccan whore to sell.

Americans who study Arabic are taught to either learn Egyptian or Levantine alongside Modern Standard. I kind of like the Iraqi and Gulf dialects, though. Can most Arabs understand them?

>a sandnigger
>on Sup Forums

timestamp or gtfo and no that ''timestamp'' you posted doesn't count

>I'm an Arab muslim, not some mudblood without ancestry.

So why did you shit all over what they left for you and flee to Europe?

Yeah I had to take Arabic when I studied in a US university (not my fault, a stupid way of fulfilling a stupid requirement) so I'm aware of your system. Lebanese is considered sexy, Gulf (mine) I think is hard to learn in part due to lack of material (and how many Gulf teachers have you seen in America?), but I think it's easy to understand by the other groups and it'll make you sound loaded :P

checking wiki, pic related....

... wtf that looks 100% Euro

>says the whitey in japan
Fuck off with the double standards mate
You are there for all the side ways puss and for your job just like him

>I plan on going back within 10 years
you will never come back u just lie

Haha sounds like no ficki ficki 4 u.

Saddam did nothing wrong, Assad is a good boy, Baathism 4 lyfe.

There's a difference between contributing to the host country, and just shitting the place up like muslims do.

Jesus christ dude you sound like a fucking child,

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typical arab understatement

your place looks like a weird cloned Alpine town

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how much snow do you get that you need those tilted roofs?

RARE

>Yeah I had to take Arabic when I studied in a US university (not my fault, a stupid way of fulfilling a stupid requirement) so I'm aware of your system.
Yeah, I remember having Kuwaitis in my media Arabic classes for some strange reason. It's been a few years since I've actually used Arabic, so I can't really speak it anymore.

you the same fag who make rare flags like north korea is tha a vpn?

no

But if you do learn Gulf Arabic for the love of God don't pick up the Kuwaiti accent. The rest of us Gulfies laugh at them for it.

You can't afford Cohibas and you decide to take a stab at Royal Danish? Have you ever examined the prices of both brands?

I think in many ways, we are alike.

Morocco is not a bad place to live in, I will go back when the time is right.

I promised my grandfather I would return. If God permits, I always keep my word.

Whatever. Sounds to me you are just an angsty shitskin teenager thinking I need validation like you do.


That is a good looking car. Also, what VPN you got? I will buy your proxy for 10x the price you paid.

It's the rain that is the problem. Plus its cold. There are more places like this, some even look magical at morning. There was this little town that had an azure-blue magical vibe about it, i will never forget it. I had stew there and it was stellar.

I hear it's a lot like Iraqi. What's so bad about it?

Why would a Muslim move to a land of Shirk?

Were you in Cologne for new years, Omar?

Go back to your homelands and create more '''secular''' Baa'thism '''democracies''', so we can then team up and kill kikes.

Fuck your Baa'thism or whatever that is. Sounds like a goat being fucked by those cultist offshoots in Iran.

When I return to my homeland, I will return as a proud muslim.

The way they end their sentences. Not sure if you can hear it in this video (it's a couple of Saudis faking it)
youtu.be/eJfc27HRXFY

KANKER ARABIER JE MOEDER IS EEN HOER!

>time is right
Elaborate. I'm Curious.

See this flag? It says "everything is fucking expensive, except tobacco, that's more expensive than cocaine".

Baathism is National Socialism for Arabs.
The movement was created by Arab Christians but you can be Muslim and Baathist to.

Dont bash the fash Baath.

Do you have a job? If not how much do you get monthly. Also where do you live, when did you arrive, how, etc

Baa'thism is the only decent thing from Muslim society, and Iran isn't that bad.

Meanwhile, Wahhabi Muslims who preach shit like ISIS are just puppets for Israeli Globalists and Wahhabi Saudis.

Clearly a useful idiot.

hafed was alawite not a christ

:^) Niet te hard kreunen, zometeen stik je in je kroket.

I'm saving up to migrate back to my homeland. Netherlands is nice and the people are nice too, but I like my country better, sorry.
I don't like secularity, it is the handiwork of the devil.

>Do you have a job?
Yes
I live in Amsterdam, Grachtengordel-West. Born in The Hague.

you're not an immigrant if you were born in Den Hague Dutchie

It isn't removing Islam ffs. I just a state that makes sure that religious types (mainly Muslims) don't go around blowing each other off. If you want actual Islam, then go join ISIS, of fuck off to Saudi Arabia where you'll pretty much stave, fall off of a crane and die a virgin because you aren't in the 1%.

I said the founders of Baathism, not modern day proponents.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Aflaq
But he may have converted to Islam shortly before his death.
OK whatever floats your boat.

>if you want islam, go join ISIS
Spoken like a true kike. Not joining your cause faggot, but nice try anyway.

I'm a migrant, because my parents are not from here. I'm merely second generation migrant, but I still have to go back.

> Born in the Hague
> migrate to my homeland

So you are going back to Netherlands from Netherlands?

Stop fucking triggering me, i'm going back to Morocco.

Homeland isn't where you were born, faggot.

That drawing cracked me up, haha.

You're not Moroccan retard. Even if you were to return you'll never be fully Moroccan in your brother's eyes.

paid for with gibmedats, gtfo

>Morocco is not a bad place to live in, I will go back when the time is right.
please do

homeland
ˈhəʊmland/Submit
noun
a person's or a people's native land.

Native
a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not.


You fucking idiot. Is Netherlands his homeland? Yes. Is he a Dutchie? No.

how much money do you think you've cost the Dutch taxpayers in total?

It's not his homeland, though. He doesn't want to live here (he'd rather go to his shitty sandnigger desert) and the rest of this country doesn't want him living here.
So, hopefully he'll go back soon. It's best for everyone.

Nonsense. Unbelievable how western cucks just believe this like it was scripture. In uncucked countries like Morocco if you're Moroccan you're Moroccan wherever the fuck you were born. What if he was born on a plane? He would only be accepted by airlines crews?

now I just know your either a troll, or illiterate

A thousand times this.