Brit/pol/ - Oldest Ally Edition

Today’s Articles

>May to raise 'hard issues' with Saudi Arabia, stand up for UK interests
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-saudi-idUKKBN1760WG
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

Jeremy Corbyn says Tories 'running down country'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39481110

> No signed 'future' Brexit deal within two years, says Theresa May
news.sky.com/story/no-signed-future-brexit-deal-within-two-years-says-theresa-may-10824347

> Brexit’s Biggest Loser May Actually Be Poland
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-04/brexit-s-biggest-loser-may-actually-be-poland

> London Must Lose ‘Euro Business’ After Brexit, EU’s Weber Says
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-04/london-must-lose-euro-business-after-brexit-eu-s-weber-says-j13itba9

> Brexit committee warns of impact of no deal being reached
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39482530

> The surprising snack the Queen NEVER travels without
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4375956/The-surprising-snack-Queen-NEVER-travels-without.html

> ING: Bad Brexit deal for Britain could kick Europe into recession
uk.businessinsider.com/bad-brexit-deal-impact-on-european-and-uk-economy-trade-single-market-2017-4
>Anglo-Portuguese Alliance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Salamanca
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/gibraltar-leader-fabian-picardo-donald-tusk-eu-council-president-cuckolded-husband-british-territory-a7664001.html
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HIJOS DE PUTA LOS DOS

anime

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Vai ta foder, filho da puta. Come merda ao pequeno almoço.

I'll almost certainly be going to this on Saturday to record interviews for my youtube channel, I already have some ideas for questions but do any of you have some ideas?
Also I've never been to Croydon, not totally sure what to expect, I guess I'll get there from St. Pancras by Thames Link.

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Why do you steal the cod?

>Oldest-Ally
Are you OC user?

I got told to fuck off back to Africa by an angry teenaged girl when I was visiting the Cotswolds. She was even wearing a union jack hoodie. Brexit britain gone mad!

I got a photo of the perpetrator before she ran away

Fake news?

I'm lad, just currently puzzling why there is some artifacts showing up in the thumbnail.

It looks okay.

>just currently puzzling why there is some artifacts showing up in the thumbnail
???

South Korea user is making decent OC aswell. At least it is lessening your workload

You don't need the bloody cod. It's ours. Give it back. If you don't salt the cod to dry it but eat it fresh, then you don't deserve it.

tunnocks teacakes desu

fucking kek

can you make one based on ARE LOUIS and Operation Tiderace or other significant British victories?

Are you Bomber Rimmer?

sup lads

Maybe

He is the tripfag formerly known as bomber rimmer.

>South Korea user is making decent OC aswell. At least it is lessening your workload

He is indeed, very impressive.

>the England will never be as it is portrayed in anime

This makes no sense. Why is pepe spanish?

Afternoon

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They're still making paella in Covent Garden Market

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4379096/Royal-Navy-chases-Spanish-boat-waters-Gibraltar.html

THIS IS NOT A DRILL LADS!

THE SPANIARDS HAVE SENT THEIR ARMADA TO GIBRALTAR!

lol@ the ticket page

Those sandniggers turban wearing goat fucking muslim shitheads are finally gonna get what those fuckers deserve

Sounds nice

Sounds complicated lad.

>Also I've never been to Croydon, not totally sure what to expect
Blacks and Chavs. Mostly blacks

>British passport will feature the words United States and France prominently

*Not

Ah right, I'll be careful with my camera and sound recording stuff then. Although the event will probably be white middle class labour voters though.

Agitation.

The Spanish want to agitate around Gibraltar? Fine, then the rest of the world will agitate for and bolster the Spanish sepratist movements. They'll get the message soon enough.

>downloading premier league years 92-16

based

post the photo

Is your symbol a reference to this? Reminds me a bit of Golden Dawn as well.

Yeah lad be careful. You should be fine. You see the article about Corbyn's sons phone being jacked whilst he was walking home? He said the perpetrator was more desperate than dangerous. Cucks even apologise and make excuses after being a victim of a crime. The Labour party are on its last legs

>Thanks for ordering shit from us, we've got hermes delivering it to you"

Guess I'll never see that package then.

No, but I will say it is now lad. I made that flag for our new political party United Kingdom Unity Party or UKUP

youtube.com/watch?v=hOMvs_1UFCk

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Unfortunately is also means I need medical assistance in flag signals : (

not really, just a laughing louis on a boat while loads of japs surrender/sudoku

Hey bongs we should go oldschool and join forces to kill some siesta niggers,they have been acting retarded lately...we keep Galicia and Olivença and you can keep the rest.

Thinking of becoming a firefighter or joining the army in a specialised role, what do you think lads?

Yes more anti bbc Meme's PLZ

This is a pretty good website you might like
biasedbbc.org/

>Unfortunately is also means I need medical assistance in flag signals : (

kek, shame. I suppose if you were to maintain like Peter Hitchens that Britain is a dying country, a flag signal for medical assitance might not be such an inappropriate symbol.

>Thinking of becoming a firefighter
Have a look into it but I think there is a long waiting list user

Sorry, it's shit.

Well I will put it on the idea slate, but I'm going to be taking it easy for a bit.

I was told in the last thread this happens all the time and that even the delicate timing didn't make it a story. 'Fake news' essentially.

Is that user in this thread?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Salamanca

SUSPEND NEGOTIATIONS
WAR WITH SPAIN
CLOSE THE STRAITS
BAY OF BISCAY BELONGS TO CORNISH FISHERMEN
WAR
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For you

I see, I need to finish my apprenticeship first then I'll look into it. Good pension from what I've heard. Degenerate women seem to dig firefighters as well.

high quality version

>Daily Mail

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Right lads... What we gonna do about this?

We obviously cannot trust these people with the fate of the country and control of the media...

When are we going to have a Private-Eye styled, anomyous collective, satirical, parodical, online news source that aims to change public opinion through sharing dank memes and knowledge on the internet through being spread on facebook, reddit, tumblr etc.?

Everything is already in place, and people are already doing things like that
(I recommend Another Angry Voice, for instance, as well as Private Eye, and there are countless political comics)

But when are we going to have a media-based political revolution in the isles?

Only when user gets off their arses and can be bothered to release some kind of online publication, zine, or become a source of shareable dank political memes.

I'm really not looking forward to round two. Going to be so tedious.

>tfw spent all day out wandering around the coast but with no Rimmer bf

It would be very hard work user, it would have to be a monthly edition.

I also like "the revolution will not be televised"
one of the posters above just posted one of the lads from that show, and a cracker it is too.

Anyone got a version of this that included Brit Pepe but has nothing behind the fence?

personally, I find I can never have too much separatist tears
enjoyed very much last time
will enjoy again

>wandering around the coast
I'll be your bf for the day if you buy me ice cream and pick the sand out of my tootsies.

not to mention problems of differing ideology, corruption, bribery, being coerced by government forces and shit like that.
And that's just within anonymous!

i want to annex the netherlands.

ANGLO SPY here.

It turns out that Spain has not one, but two giant rocks jutting out from their coast line. The other one is called the Peñon d'Ifach and it is located at the holiday town of Calpe.

With such a large population of English living in the surrounding areas, it would be very very easy to simply annex this too. What do you think, brit/pol/?

hey best ally when we go to war ?

They're both cucks but yeah I guess something similar

we dont annex things, people start wars with us and then have to pay us land to stop fucking them up xD

The Empire was a joke that went abit too far.

>knock on door
>hello, we're canvassing on behalf of the labour par-
>sorry, not interested
>why's that?
>I'm not interested in politics
>but there's a difference between local politics and westminste-
>mumble mumble go away

Should I have told her she deserves death?

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had a labour canvaser come to my place, was a person who used to go to my school, u burst out laughing and told him to fuck off

i've been on the top of that rock its pretty cool

What would that change? Just say no and close the door

Nigga it's not hard

How about without the rock though?

But you could start off small, ask for submissions and see what somes back. Find people with good Editorial skills and see what it comes out like. Probably incredibly autistic.

that's a big rock

Portuguese diaspora living in France reporting in my British bros, much love.

>Peñon d'Ifach
Not strategic enough, Gibraltar is essentially the "gateway" to the med, the front door so to speak.

Calpe is basically upstairs in the spare room.

would be fucking great if we could get enough people working together for long enough, and if we could trust each other well enough..
Ideally there would be lots of normies too to help us pander to common interests and the working folk.

Please no Tories, pls.

should have told him that you can't stand corbyn's antisemitism and toxic masculinity and you'll be voting for the party led by a strong independent womyn

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/gibraltar-leader-fabian-picardo-donald-tusk-eu-council-president-cuckolded-husband-british-territory-a7664001.html

BASED GIBRALTAR CALLS TUSK A KEK

O-ok

Spain a cute!
>thesun.co.uk/news/3252653/spanish-patrol-boat-royal-navy-gibraltar

4u

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Splendid, thanks Kim Jong South.

This is my satirical comic design doc thingy.
It could be broken up into panels.
It is based on britfeel op image
I am ideally looking for contributors of graphics and content.
Could be a meme based version too.

Here's Pepe on his own too.

Soon

>tfw

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