Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy can i immigrate to japan?

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy can i immigrate to japan?

xD

no but seriously how does a burger get into the land of waifus

ask the guy who makes the daily thread about Japan needing 200k immigrants

hows that neet gonna help

(((He))) won't.

>land of waifus

i think you will find that the average Nip doest look like your 2d anime girls

dont even fucking dare to go pollute Japan fucking burger

>racemixing
>betraying your genetic heritage
>making another betray their genetic heritage
Disgusting.

do you seriously think he could get to reproduce there?

>neet
There's your answer. He isn't NEET. He's either an English teacher or a jarhead stationed over there. Those are the only ways you'll get to Nippon.

Marry one, it's what I did.

Rape is a thing, you know?

unless you have your shit together and get in working for a top foreign multinational with full expat benefits

Fuck that guy

>the land of waifus
There is only one way to get there and you know exactly how.

you would still need a dick functioning without anime porn

>waifus
I know you Sup Forums virgins cant read into context but the bitchy manner in which anime women behave is how japanese women act. You are so enamored with their "2D beauty" that you dont notice most japanese women are fucking shit.

I think you need to have japanese descendants or marry a nip to get in.

>Go to Japan expecting an easy time with the ladies (I have no luck here)
>Absolutely 0 luck there either

At least the Onsen are nice.

I am not white, but I think 95% of white guys would take an Asian girl because of the high sexual market value of white women.

Thing is, race mixing is inévitable. There is no way around it. People would rather fuck someone inferior than no one at all.

what's wrong with you?

Apply to a language school, get a student visa and then when you're there get a job. Then you can stay on a working visa.

srry but they won't want you. most japanese hate the opposite sex, so good luck

Fuck you weaboo traitor. The japs will never accept you, and for good reason. Why would they trust a traitor who's an outsider to boot?

Hate to break this to you OP but most wimmenz in nipland are pretty ugly. Pan faced buck toothed no ass having grills. The photogenic ones are the vanishingly few

No game

Kyoto is full of qts

If I'm willing to settle for an ugly nip grill, would they be willing to fuck a tall, fat, hairy white guy?

I'm just a weeb, I don't have standards.

JLPT N1 (should take about 2 years of dedicated practice) + at least a bachelor's degree (STEM) also a few research papers help. There's immigration guides online.

Teachers of English to Speakers of Other Languages, Inc. (TESOL)

Teach English through Jet program or something similar. As long as you have a degree and no criminal history they'll take you.

> implying a hot asian doesn't have tons of suitors too

but i agree, people with yellow fever are so retarded. they like all the pretty idols and other asians with white skin (japs and korean mainly) yet they end up with ugly dirty chinks or thais because of their retarded fetish instead of with an average white women.

i mean if could marry an idol or an extremely hot jap i would, but going to those countries to get laid is a bad idea since you'll end up with someone uglier than back home.

How does a highschool dropout NEET with no skills get into glorious nippon to live there and persue my pathetic otaku lifestyle without getting kicked out?

You don't.

Agreed with; What the fuck?

this! go back you fucking nigger burger!!!

Fuck off racemixer, don't fuck up their ethno-state with non-Japanese children.