WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

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>2 jew flicks starring kikes bombed
>it's annudah shoah!
yeah nah, fuck 'em.

Who is that moron who went to see that film ALONE?

Shia, obviously.

>it's fucking real
What the fuck.

SEVEN POUNDS
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> what is Hollywood accounting

I assure you some of the people involved made a lot more than 7 quid.

Why is there a dent in his head?

>mfw ad revenue for this shit story generated more money than his movie

I wanted to go and see it but the no singles policy fucked me again

Seven whole pounds? That's around one ticket so there was one showing of that movie in the whole country and the theater was empty except for one person.

That's actually pretty impressive.

Anyway I thought Shia was too busy with the HWNDU shit

7 million pounds or 7 pounds?

Is this real?

Mother of God. Shia Leblown in suicide watch.

7 pounds.

I don't see the word "million" in the headline m8. I think it actually bombed at the one theater that showed it.

>yfw Shia is the one who purchased the ticket

I think they moved on to isolating themselves in a cabin from technology for a month. Well, besides it being streamed. kek.

7 (seven) £

Where the jews lobotomized him to make him a liberal. Happened shortly after the Even Stevens era.

JUST

>2015 movie?!

7 euros? Not 7k, or 7million?

What even is 7 euros in freedom box? Tree fiddy?

Another victim of Kek for insulting the God Emperor Trump.

is that kate mara?

I love kate mara

>has the nigger headshape
lmfao

kek

>Shia's movie bombed
He had a new movie?

Also
>Ghost in the Shell failed to impress
No shit. Why would fans go watch the live action Hollywood remake of a movie that already exists? I predict death note to do as bad, if not worse.

>£7

is that even enough for a single ticket?

>(((Shia Lebouf)))

Top fucking kek

I opened a pack of Magic The Gathering cards and made more money than a fucking movie.

>Man Down

top kek ((they)) want to kill him

What did you found?

Don't make me say it.

A card called Snapcaster Mage.

I didn't even know he had a movie.

Sorry I guess your viral marketing shit failed Shia.

Shia to his friends: You're going to watch it, right?
Friends: Oh, yeah. Sure. Totally.

>Shia in a theater alone

Lucky!

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What did you pull?

this guy has no charisma.

all he does now is to play over emotional retards because he is one.

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WTF is wrong with his skull

£7

Is that one ticket?

Snapcaster mage.

Bought a pack of Modern Masters on a whim and lot lucky as fuck.

I know, I should never open another pack again. I won't be so lucky.

A piece of cardboard made more money than a movie. Feels good man.

He's still in the movie business? I thought he gave it up.

>WHAT HAPPENED?

He is promoting his movie hard from a remote cabin in northern Finland.
Those woodpeckers and squirrels that can hear him are not a lucrative audience.

How?
poor bastard wont be able to afford more flags at this rate!

Skin changing kike, he's moulting but too greedy to hibernate in his shekel-den

Seven pounds Shia.

the fuck is going on with this guy's skull

>The film may have only been released in one cinema in Lancashire, but that doesn’t excuse the absolutely catastrophic £7 gross.

Not like it had a red carpet rollout

well, he enjoyed it at least.

I guess he is not popular anymore. At least not enough to justify watching paying to watch shitty melodrama.

He should have had his HWNDU stream running inside the theater.

Oy vey goys you failed to do your duty and see our indoctrination propagand- i mean wholesome entertainment

what a loser

The part of his brain responsible for hopes and dreams has turned into a vacuum and is pulling his skill inward

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What if the movie was out in the middle of nowhere, im not defending the faggot but its possible.

so, did we completely BTFO him?
does this actually mean that only 7 pounds were made with the movie? or is that headline trying to say a ticket costs 7 pound? probably both

"However, even by the standards of a token cinema release, the box office is disappointing: data gatherer comScore reported a weekend gross of just £7."
From the wikipedia source:
theguardian.com/film/2017/apr/04/beauty-and-the-beast-uk-box-office-ghost-in-the-shell-free-fire-shia-labeouf?CMP=fb_gu

but its obviously not true unless it was intentional.

>The only patron of Shoah's new film

It's 7 pounds, which is $8.71 in actual money

>actual money

Holy shit, this is true.

less than one, it must have been a grubby discount theatre

What relevance does you measurements of weight have on a world stage

This. Lurk more faggots.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

make the whole back of his small

How will Chiapet Bidoof ever recover?

Anyone remember The Colony by Emma Watson? It got 47 pounds in the first week.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/06/emma-watsons-new-film-the-colony-takes-just-47-in-opening-weeken/

accidentally forgot to post link

Looks like an okay movie though. Might watch it at some point.

holy shit whats wrong with his head

Implying anyone in Britain wants to see that kike's American based drama

I think his mother probably crushed the soft spot on his head when he was a baby.

7......million?

D R O P P E D

someone photoshop the JUST shia face onto this cover. i would do it but im not at my computer

Video of the guy that bought the ticket.
youtu.be/-6YMov3fYvs

I think I would go see Ghost in the Shell if it had a different protagonist. I don't care what skin color she is as long as it's white/Japanese but that bitch needs to look like a militant cyborg and be as emotionally inept as a militant cyborg. That fucking cunt johannson has shoulders that slouch further down than her sweater puppies. Also heard the cgi was complete cancer so I probably won't even waste my time torrenting it. People still torrent stuff, right?

someone do this

>america is still a rebellious teenage edgelord

about the price of a pack of 20 fags and a can of pop lol

This was invented by (((them))) right?

Have the SpurdAnons fucked with that yet?

Is that in a new Modern Masters set? I remember it being around when I was playing a few years ago.

For those who don't know
This was a digitally released movie that they had a symbolic premier at the same time in a single theater in the uk.
The premier fees would be unassociated with the public ticket sales, so it wasn't an empty theater, just only one ticket not comped in the agreement.
Still embarrassing

Yep. He's worth a pretty penny. Same with fetch lands, Tarmogoyf, and a few others.

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How is that possible?

It hasn't started yet.

arsguide.kiasma.fi/en/artwork/alonetogether/

>LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner
>#ALONETOGETHER
>2017
>Performance, installation and livestream
>The performance begins on April 12, 2017.

Shia should create a TV program where some autistic steal a flag that he places it anywhere in the world so then the autists do it and Shia stay as a cuck to the complete world.

Enhanced title

kek

learn to tab faggot

any healthy skull is shapped that way

What, you can't see the movie alone?