>brothers
Canada, Australia, NZ
>best allies, honorary brothers
Portugal, Netherlands
>natural allies
Japan, Russia
>traditional enemies (currently allies but must always be careful of)
France, USA
>eternal enemies
Spain, Argentina, Germany, Ireland
and of course their controller and the final boss...The Vatican
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How accurate is this and how far does it go to explain current events?
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I thought your eternal enemy was the toothbrush!
Fuck off potato nigger
This is correct, our whole family needs help though
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for the Anglosphere
Come on now UK, you know we're on your side. Think of the period between the 1770s and the 1870s as our rebellious teenaged years.
>a fucking leaf
pretty accurate
Bend over and take some Anglo justice in your ass you albino nigger
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It didn't end in the 1870s. You kept cucking us well into the 20th C. You didn't step in during WW1&2 out of loyalty or morality. You did it because you saw opportunites to shift the balance of power. You broke our alliance with Japan (based twin island nation alliance). And after the war (or rather towards the end, when it was obv we and you and Russia would win), FDR twisted our arm super hard and forced us to give up our empire, so you could become #1. Even all the way up until 1956 with Suez.
You only stopped when we gave up and fully accepted our new American overlords.
Go suck moose dick, maplenigger ching chong.
>natural allies
>Japan
Why? Why is everyone on this board such a weeb that desperately wants to be associated with Japan?
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This
Why we are enemies and Japan are allies is retarded
>the final boss...The Vatican
Inshallah fellow Bongistani!
>natural allies
>Japan
How. The. Fuck.
>ends our monarchy and our empire with it
>calls us "honorary brothers" some decades later
fuck off faggot
>it's another anglosphere refers to each other as a family episode
Pure autism.
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>Britain and Japan
>both xenophobic island nations
>both have dangerous, barbarian-like land-based enemies
>both naval powers
>our areas of interest don't overlap
>can work together to rape the fuck out of peasant china
Use your heads, dum-dums.
Learn some history then come back.
Your queen is a bitch and I hope she get's raped in the asshole.
take that back, punk
no one insults her majesty
>>eternal enemies
>...The Vatican
The One True Church of Christ will prevail.
Britian is just a little nation, like other nations have existed throughout history.
But the Church of God has endured them all since 2000 years.
Lol you're a naval power? The USA's navy could destroy yours without even trying. It would be easy, like breaking a toothpick.
Nah get fucked pom
Lol proof that Englanders and their "brothers" are mindless drones for their queen. I hope we go to war with Britain and Trump rapes the queen and passes her around like a whore.
kek
our queen supported brexit you nig,
show some respect to your grandmother
She'd fucking mow you down boy, BASED Queen is fucking redpilled
>Be America
>REEEE TAXES TOO HIGH
>I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT EMPIRES ARE EXPENSIVE
>*Autistic Screeching*
>BUT MUH INDEPENDENCE
>Get Independence because Americans used nigger gurillea warfare tactics + French
>Decades later, Australia, Canada, NZ get Independence normally with no bloodshed.
>America autistically screeched for nothing
>They are now multi culti shithole
>yes goyim! your allies are actually the enemies! let us divide and conquer you!
Kangaroo fucker.
Ire means anger. You live in Ire Land.
Better update the list and include "refugees" and islam somewhere.
Literally the queen od england visiting Australia.
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:DDDD
Independence? Canada has English monarchs on it's money, how is that "independant? And America isn't pro "multiculturalism" We assimilate cultures. Multiculturalism is cancer that started in Europe.
>We assimilate cultures
disgusting.
The queen can legally kill drumpf, and there's nothing you could do about it
LONG LIVE HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH THE 2ND
>>traditional enemies (currently allies but must always be careful of)
Don't talk shit about our son.
Also France is alright, we've been through a lot together I'd personally rank them as one of our closest allies.
America has enough nukes to destroy the entire world 5 times over and Trump has the launch codes. bring it bitch.
Who said you had to have the queen on the dollar bill? SA, India, etc. don't have it. And they're part of the commonwealth.
Yes, we stole tacos from Mexico. isn't America great?
You also elected a nigger, not so great.
Yeah but are Australia and Canada the greatest countries in the world? I don't think so, Only America is great everything else is shit, including England. May their queen die in the most bloody disgusting way, like an alien species invades and they eat her alive so that she is dissolved away slowly in the alien's stomach. And even let there be air in the stomach so she doesn't suffocate make the torture last as long as possible. Meanwhile, everyone complains that AMerica spends too much on military, well when an alien species invades that is here to harvest our planet for flesh, you'll be glad we did.
>USA are eternal enemies
the UK is a father to the USA
I like to think of the UK as the less advanced, less succesful prototype.
I consider the USA an honourary member of the Commonwealth, Yes you guys
had your "Revolution" but you guys are Brits by blood (If you're white).
Honourary member of the anglosphere.
the best country in the world is the one who's the most white desu
ok that was pretty funny you potato nigger
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The fact you give a shit about skin color is proof USA is superior to all Uk's bitches like you. USA won't be white for long, The climate would have caused Americans to evolve to have the same red skin color as the native anyways. But at least we won't evolve into niggers like Australians will.
t. Diego Running-Mouth
>Leafs calling others niggers
Canadians are white trash fentanyl addicted niggers.
That's good, I'm saving that next time I run into an injun.
>>eternal enemies
>Spain, Argentina, Germany, Ireland
We Wuz Relevant N' Shieet
UK complaining about how they want all their bitches back.
Take it up the ass mom! take it up the fucking ass bitch! Oh, we're enemies now? I thought you were our bitch. Take the paddle to US again mom! And we'll rape you till it hurts, then we'll let a sand nigger rape you till it bleeds!!
i love you to dad. my uncles (several greats removed) joined and flew for the RAF prior to our entry into WW2 and one was shot down and did not survive. if i am needed to help deal with the spanish menace i will answer the call
Redcoat traitor, you should be shot for spewing such verbal diarrhea. You should be executed by the penetration of a Blue whales penis.
also
>natural allies
>Russia
Ever heard of The Great Game? We were competing all over the globe since forever.
anglosphere when
Americans aren't Anglo and neither are we desu
Honestly think the US should qualify as a Brother-state, and Canada should be an honorary Brother on account of the French influence.
>It's another "Sven tries to pretend he likes getting stabbed and watching his wife get fucked so his sense of national pride is not damaged" episode.
Pure cuckery. Just because you haven't carved a place as a super-power by means of conquest.
think before you post, fucking leaf.
Merriam-Webster disagrees.
>brothers
Pakis
>best allies, honorary brothers
Pakis
>natural allies
Pakis
>traditional enemies (currently allies but must always be careful of)
>France, USA
>eternal enemies
Almost everyone in the world
>eternal enemies
Literally everyone in the wolrd
>Future proud UK people
Hmmm did I say Pakis?
Agree with everything apart from Russia. Great Game, plus we were anti communist. Sometimes allied, sometimes enemies. Same category as France and the US, although the US hasnt been our enemy since the Napoleonic wars
:DDDD
LEL
We speak French islander
>Germany, Ireland
>Controlled by the Vatican
What? Clearly the anglo has forgotten votting for Gay Marriage and legal prostitution
Stop being a self-hating pussy and go back to China, chink
you post like sarah silverman aka a kike
What about the UK you piece of shit?
Spain posters are so fucking mad about Gibraltar. You and Germany are fucking annoying. Your bantz aren't even funny, you're just a whingeing cunt.
nvm just saw the flag