Man spends $50,000 on plastic surgery on way to becoming 'sexless alien'

torontosun.com/2017/03/02/man-spends-50000-on-plastic-surgery-on-way-to-becoming-sexless-alien

>Toronto

JUST

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im "sexless" and it didnt cost me anything :(

fpbp

So? People should be free to get whatever they want. Just because rural and suburban retards can't tolerate it doesn't mean they shouldn't follow their dreams.

ayy lmao

sis!? what're you doing here? we're supposed to meet with the jews in an hour!

ayy lmao

uncle feely must have tickled his bung button when he was a kid

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> Toronto

Trust me, I live there. Degenerate mecca.

what the freak... s c a r y

That dude is going to look so fucked up when he gets old. Look like a bat or some shit.

>tfw you'll never fuck a sexless aliens xirpucci

He took the bogpill

ayy lmao

kill it with fire

He already looks fucked up tho

>when you press random in the oblivion character creator

ewww lmao

well good for him i guess

>man

Looks like he's about to give us a quick rundown.

ayy lmao

>appropriating xenolooks should be acceptable

Should be illegal to do that to someone.

He's got the right to be retarded, but I can't help thinking of that dude who converted himself to a cat, and then killed himself.

Somehow my tax dollars are probably paying for this degenerate.

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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Congratulations for transitioning into phase two. More instructions will follow.

Hahaha what do you mean when he gets old? That faggot will kill himself by 35.

He still have the xy chromosone in his DNA? Can't be sexless then.

edgy as fuck

You talking about the guy who had fake whiskers surgically implanted into his cheeks, his upper lip altered to look feline, and his teeth filed to points?

nice one

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why do i keep seeing this guy

chromosome*

Thats because you're supposed to pay for dinner.

Does this guy control the Bogs?

God damn it the Bogdanov reference is just too perfect. Hearty kek

He's just a fag trying to pay his way to the Bog's level.

He could have given me fifty grand to bash his face, it would be the same result

what a fucking pleb

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pussy bitch

>white bois

no wonder white women are flocking to us

oyy veymo

does this guy have a slice of meat stuck to his forehead lmao

Well, he got what he paid for..

Good one user.

Who knew Transmetropolitan would be so prophetic?

Truly Warren Ellis was ahead of his time.

Just wait for when we get first contact and said aliens look fucking NOTHING like this freak.

zoophilia is still a mental disorder

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If it gets shot by some scared nigga then it was obviously based on standing ground for fear of life

he took the ayypill

>Vigilo confido intensifies

He's bound to use a 12 gauge as a micstand or hurl himself off a bridge long before he gets old.

This is the third Bog twin.

Aliens are known for their DSL's apparently

can i get a quick rundown?

>> Toronto
>Trust me, I live there. Degenerate mecca.
Last time I went into that city (2015) it was pure shit.

Incredible to imagine how it only just gets worse with each passing day

>be working in Toronto
>go out to have a burger on your lunch break
>walk into food establishment
>get exposed to a grown man dressed as a 6 year old squatting over a bucket to piss in the restaurant
>lose appetite, and will to live
youtube.com/watch?v=TpK1gf-rw5s

oh

Make this into a Challenge for Liberals: "Protest Trump's society by making yourself sterile! I will not have children in Trump's America!" have them cut off the gene pool! GENIUS!

Well meme'd user

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Would you like a quick rundown?

>whenthebogpillkicksin.jpg

>trying to get the bluebogpill

I would throat fuck it. Prolly looks pretty interesting with those eyes tearing up as it takes your cock down it's throat. It would be a nice experience.

What the fuck does he do for a living? Truck driver?

iktf

This is why I support bullying. Without bullying society will get out of order. We need more bullying not only in schools but from your older siblings and work.

>spends 80000$
>still looks like a man
Take note trannies.

Bet it still prefers cocks in its cornhole tho.

nigga looks like a wood elf from Morrowind

>human by birth
>nigger by the grace of zog

KILL IT WITH HOLY FIRE

Gasem'

FPBP nice 1 user, soon you will have wizard powers too!

underrated

>230 grains of freak elimination

Real quick rundown for me please f am

this desu

"welcome to the worst nightmare of all....reality"