Tell me about My Pillow®. Why do conservatives keep promoting it?

Tell me about My Pillow®. Why do conservatives keep promoting it?

I think it's on infomercials or something that play on Fox?

I live in Minnesota so I've known about this for awhile since they're made here. Only pillows I've bought for the last many years. I'm a side sleeper and it's the only pillow big/firm enough to support my broad shoulders.

I think you mean you live in minnesotah where they make warshable pillahs

Its a good fucking pillow.
I have to take it with me on trips because other pillows feel sub par now.

It's a wonderful pillow and you're going to get a good night's sleep. They offer a 30 day money back garuentee and if you use the keyword "Hannity" you can get two premium my pillows for the price of one.

We call it Somalia

This.

Dude used to be addicted to crack, I mean I thought only niggers smoked that shit.

Absoluteily amazing pillows. I got a good night's sleep.

Someone had to fill the shoes of the late Billy Mays (PBUH)

Once you go My Pillow, you'll never go back

because marketing. friendly guys like billy mays sells products. btw, my pillow is not machine washible

>t. mypillodude

This
Other pillows feel like shit.

test

100% machine washable

Because it's made in the USA.

Am i being shilled or are they actuaily good pillows?

Greetings fellow Somalian

this thread feels like we've caught a bunch of bots that are acting on a script

I don't care about your pillow. I want to hear about My Pillow.

It's like UNTUCKit man. Now I'm buying pillows and shirts and don't know why.

I wish, Thing was worth every penny.

>my shillow

GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

ShareBlue aren't the only ones paid to post here, user.

What if there's a post apocalyptic war scenario where you're forced to live without your name brand pillow?

Tempurpedic pillahs are better but cost way more.

They are actually good.

No shills, its just a bomb ass pillow.

>why even live

I'm not gonna lie. I had to sleep at my moms place for a while because she was out of town so I had to watch her animals/plans/whatever.

I had such a good nights sleep at her place that I bought the same pillow she had.

It's not a my pillow so you can stop reading here.

Either way, I started getting these eye bumps everytime I stayed at my moms house.

But her pillows were so comfy I bought one for myself. Now I get these eyesoars like every day.

do with this fact what you will

Is this a memory foam pillow?

It's comfey as fuck. Never gotten a neck kink with it. Plus the damage warrenty means I can get a new one if my dogs chew it up.

then i might as well be sleeping on a rock

Daily reminder that /our pillow/ is the official pillow of WhiteSupremacy™

It would fucking suck until I get used to pleb pillows.

My pillow fucking sucks I bought one and put it in the dryer like it says and foam came rolling out like wtf pillow, anyways has anyone else had some really homosexual experiences when they weee young? Like under 5. My and a boy from across the street used to do some very gay things with each other I'm just wondering if this is normal.. you know I don't do gay things now so all little kids do that right?

Me and my father watch Fox a'lot. We always joke about how he has a sexual relation with that pillow. Dad probably doesn't know weebs and horsefuckers already do.

If you're getting sores from your pillow, just throw the fucking pillow away.

I couldn't find my pillow on the store shelf because I lost my eyesight in Afghanistan.

I don't think it's a memory foam pillow, I think it's met to be more of a "fluffy" pillow if I'm not mistaken

It's fucking fantastic pillow. I've bought 6 already. I got better quality pillows out of the 2 pillow deal than the 4 pillow deal though.

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>ywn have enough NEETbux to buy a My Pillow

How comfy is it lads?

How many pillows does a man need exactly?

genuinely good thread, why do conservatives promote a pilliw?

He is completely clean now. He doesn't even drink.

pillows of any sort are bluepills for your skull

Personally I think it's the best for me at least. Tastes may vary. I think they come in multiple sizes or stiffnesses or something too but I just got the standard kind.

It supports you but doesn't "push" on you if that make any since.

>that's DOLLARSHAVECLUB dot COM

I've seen his factories before. He has people of all backgrounds working there. Including in executive roles. You are full of shit.

He just wants to support American manufacturing and doesn't like foreign competition. Hillary would have sold us all out to cheap Asian manufacturers.

own 2 myself, had them for about a year now and both are still as awesome as the first day i bought em.

These pillows are pretty shitty

I'll tell you about MY pillow

FAKE NEWS

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

This is some of the most blatant shilling I've ever seen here jesus christ

The only 'pillow' accepted on Sup Forums are dakis, who the fuck wants a bland, tiny pillow to sleep with when you can get bigger and comfier ones with your waifu on both sides straight from Japan in fuzzy peach print?

DELET

It's still like 100X better than the pillows I've been using for the past 5 years though.

What the fuck else should I use. A mypillow still might be better but at this point I just can't do it.

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didnt this guy used to be crackhead before he started his pillow shit

>I live in Minnesota
You "people" are an unforgivable mess. Go back to the pits.

We shouldn't be reading this guys. It's nothing. I'm feeling sleepy. You feeling sleepy too? We should all go to bed and lay down to our My Pillow®. Go to sleep.

its comfy

he's a family friend in my case. I was one of the first people to try one and it's really improved my sleep quality. I've bought a few more since then. he's really nice in person too.

I can't speak for everyone here who likes them though. I don't think he pays astroturfers but I don't know. most of his marketing is just tv informercials and radio spots.

If digits he WILL tuck it forever

It's filled with buckwheat husk.

But why does one need a pillow if he has no head?

yeah he did. he was also a bit of an alcoholic. used to do coke and later got into crack. quit everything years ago. completely clean now. maybe addicted to business itself at this point but that's a lot healthier. also has some charity involvements and other investments iirc.

Pillows, gold and carnivora is all you need my friend

what are in the pillows

Ive wanted to try a mypillow for a while. I think im going to buy one seriously. I usually sleep on down pillows so I might not like it.

Tiny pillows.

what about those cash4gold commercials

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Do they ship to leafland? Shitposting is tiring work.

That dude looks like a fuckin goblin. Wait. . . thats the fuckin somali from Grand Forks that kept on calling 911 about how he was in ISIS. How's the smell up there?

no it isn't. it's a special type of foam pillow. not a solid block of foam, though. more porous and aerated. feels a lot like a feather pillow but never goes flat. also adjustable. can even be washed and dried but you have to be careful to use the correct machine settings.

Listen guys, this thread is nothing. I'm feeling sleepy, time for beddy bye, you guys should sleep too.

the answers in this thread are fucking weird... wtf is habbening here?

sry missed your post. see:

My sister bought a MyPillow, i have no idea how she even heard of them since she doesn't have cable but she says its amazing. thinking of getting one myself.

Enough for a pillow fort

Listen, are you gonna buy the fucking pillow or not?

Only the discussion of the best pillow in the industry, My Pillow.

Both my gf and I use a my pillow and they are awesome. My neck has felt so much better since I got it and it's supposed to be good for 15 YEARS! I can't recommend it enough.

Next up for us is a new mattress. I've been looking at getting a Casper King, does anyone have experience with the brand?

Pic related, MY pillow.

They are pretty great desu famalam
This guy is a CNN shill

Btw. I'm feeling pretty sleepy. Gn user.

i can't believe Sup Forums convinced me to get a new pillow. i kinda need one

I bet a guy could smoke a lot of crack in there

I saw these pillow commercials all the time when i was in the us, theyre fucking annoying

What are you?

Try it, it comes with a 30 day money back garuentee.

it feels pretty similar to a down pillow but a bit more.. idk.. bouncy? puffy? anyway it doesn't need to be fluffed-- it sort of holds itself up internally. but it isn't just a solid block of foam either. it's sort of a synthetic more convenient equivalent of down, at least it feels that way to me. individual tastes vary though.

H-how much for the standard sized one? i'm a poor on neetbux

This pillow got me laid. 10/10 would recommend.

>He doesn't sleep upon a bed made of My Pillows™. In his My Pillow™ Mansion, atop, My Pillow™ mound.

Laugh at this man. Laugh at him.

Stop using your pillow as a cum rag, user. You'll get mushrooms, eventually.

Sup Forums is dead

Timestamp or it's not your pillow.