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==Shia LaBeouf Thriller 'Man Down' Sells Just One Ticket at U.K. Box Office==
>Ouch.
>Man Down, a war thriller with Shia LaBeouf, grossed just £7 ($8.70) when it premiered in a single U.K. theater over the weekend, according to ComScore. >That’s the equivalent of selling a single ticket, given that the U.K. Cinema Association puts the average movie admission cost in the country at £7.21.
>“Poor Shia,” said Paul Dergarabedian, senior media analyst at ComScore. “That opening could be in the Guinness World Records or something.”
New Shia Lecuck film sells one ticket
Samuel Turner
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Ethan James
Top Kek
William Kelly
BONG'D
Ryan Anderson
What if the only person who bought the ticket was Shia himself. That would be even sadder.
Jackson Reed
What happened to him not being an actor or famous anymore?
Jayden Phillips
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Jason Carter
>one ticket
Ok, who of you, bastards, did it?
Henry Barnes
must have been shia
Isaac Jackson
how the FUCK is that even possible? i am sure we can goad him into suicide at this point
Owen Wood
...
Dominic Rodriguez
Dude...like...if you're his agent, you're basically required to drop him...
Thomas Garcia
Shia is the next Tom Green
Ayden Rogers
population of over 70 million
1 ticket
my sides
Zachary Jones
If one bong clapped in an empty theatre would it make a sound?
Asher Campbell
please put this on the trump JUST list.
Benjamin Nelson
>1 ticket
jesus fuck, is that what we've reduced his life to? god dammit you glorious autists made bat shit crazy
Jose Rivera
>Dem Digits
Carson Thomas
Kek confirms.
Jaxon Martin
>Dem Digits
wew
Leo Thomas
jews confirmed satan
Joseph Adams
HAHAHAHA
google.com
ohohohohohohoh
Evan Sanchez
...
Elijah Thomas
We don't clap for fucking movies like you burgers.
It's not like the actors are there
Aiden Miller
Except Shia doesn't try to be funny.
Zachary Gomez
Bonk
Ryder Ward
Could this be a practical joke?
That seems to be unusually bad...
Lucas Roberts
Can't even shave his head right.
Henry Barnes
I've never seen anyone clap in a theater. I'm starting to think that's something you guys made up.
Carson Rivera
Don't lie you burgers clap and tip for EVERYTHING screaming GOOD JAAB GOOD JAAB
Ayden Morris
see a marvel movie on opening night
Thomas Thomas
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Jaxson Fisher
Or Harry Potter or Star Wars or TRANSFORMERS
Jack Sanchez
Seen it happen in New Jersey. But that could just be a New Jersey thing.
Grayson Reyes
They say we clap at everything but every Jordan Peterson video ends with leaf claps
Never been to a lecture that ended in claps
Leo Hughes
Then why can I see them on the screen you fucking retard?
Jeremiah Allen
Heebs will not divide us
Nathan Smith
He Will Nut Inside Us!
Ian Powell
fag
Cameron Parker
How can you resist?
Lincoln Evans
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Then they just project those pictures on the screen really really fast
Isaiah Russell
>Buyer bought it ironically hoping to interrupt the movie and the audience watching it with memery.
I can imagine the pain he felt when he realized he was gonna be the only viewer in the room.
John Rodriguez
At least his mom's hot. He'll always have that.
Ayden Young
It was probably him going to see it opening day hoping lot's of screaming fans would be there
Nathan Myers
If more people had gone to see it I'd be impressed, that cuck obviously staged this.
Elijah Jenkins
Why does it say "BOTH" on his hat?
What did he mean by this?
Bentley Gutierrez
Dude is mental.
I'll give it to him, He's a good actor.
He's impressed me, but as a person.. really couldn't give a fuck about him.
Gabriel Anderson
>implying 69 million Muslims go to the movies
Nicholas Jones
He likes the hole and the pole?
Owen Foster
>Paul Dergarabedian
>Dergarabedian
Samuel Collins
I saw the trailer a while ago. It seemed like something that would go straight to DVD. I never thought it would hit theaters. With some good marketing targeting middle america and small towns it could have made some money. The distributor probably just wanted to release it and concentrate its marketing on movies that would provide higher returns.
Hunter Phillips
we are whiter than you lad shut up
you have zero right to mock the uk you fucking leaf
Luis Mitchell
That's some damn fine digits
Charles Cook
>£7 ($8.70)
>Tfw it used to be $2 to every £
Feels bad man. What the fuck has happened to our economy lads. Why do no other countries want to buy Union Jack tea towels anymore.
Cameron Gray
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Carson Torres
Ahh cleaver
Caleb Baker
THICC
Chase Murphy
My sides, hohepa you're killing me!
Tyler Kelly
London stopped being white decades ago, and to be honest who would want to live there, it's a run down shithole and has been taken over by povvo Somalians and Arab billionaires. Every respectable white person moved out of London 20 years ago to nice rural all white suburbs and villages. The only white Londoners anymore are Russian oligarchs, tourists, and the Queen. Wouldn't live there if you fucking paid me.
Sebastian Reyes
Mom bought a ticket. How sweet
Nathaniel Carter
underrated
Caleb Flores
That is probably what is happening, "performance art." He'll make a movie about being a washed up alcoholic actor.
Ryan Walker
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