/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - Used Condom EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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You should put the backup website up in the event that the mods actually give these threads the oven.

GO AWAY

this bread is full of cocain

repostan for mah roberts

What is Robert? I've been listening to the stream for an hour no luck

evening Robert

Is this a new dispatch lady?

What he said.

>Not being prepared for the event that we cant relax
nice meme

Heil Zordon

What did I do?

...

In the Age of Ancients the city was vibrant, full of life.
But then there was Diversity and with Diversity came disparity.
White and black, life and death, and of course, Nigs and Cops.
Then from the dark, They came, and found the suburbs within the city.
Dispatch, the First of the Informed
Chicago Fire and their EMTs of life
Robert, the Lord of Justice, and his faithful LEOs.
And the Law-Abiding Minorities, so easily forgotten.

With the strength of Law, they challenged the Nigs.
Gwyn's silver cuffs restrained their 'Dindus'. Chicago Fire saved the white bystanders that were injured.
Dispatch unleashed a torrent of orders and wisdom.
And Tyrone the Informant betrayed his own, and the Nigs were no more.

Thus began the Age of Justice. But soon the laws will fade and only Darkies will remain.
Even now there are only echoes of sirens, and man sees not safety, but only endless danger.
And amongst the citizens are seen, dependents of the accursed Welfare.

>have fun with this one
sass confirmed for bingo

police chief

Please no suicide girl in this thread.
>Berserk hoodie male.
Assumed to be black.

He's going berzerk

I do love how the threadcanon continues to evolve. I should be copying these and (blatantly plagarizing) them in screenplay format.

MALE BLACK STRIKES AGAIN
assault hoodie ban when?

Robert

The fuck? No, it's the codename for the night shift retard

It's racist, it's the black version of the niqab.

>minispic left alone
At least this one's wearing clothes ffs.

I have to hit the hay, hold down the fort, Roberts, I'm counting on you.

The 10 codes

Comfy sleeps, Robert.

child abuse :(

>child abuse

Shout out to Robert and by the grace of God, please keep all Roberts safe

Sleep tight.

2 years old :(

2 years old shame......

>2y/o child
>photos of arm body and head
fucking animals.

God bless Robert, even though he just started jabbering about a white hispanic.

godspeed AnthonyGuzman

Victim is 2 years old? did he died?

Aww poor beb

>Badhombres.png

Oh man, fucking shitbag beat a 2 yr old - speaks Spanish so "good luck"

Is that what I heard? Robert sounds somber.

>Speaks Spanish so "Good Luck"

if he's dead... another bingo spot down

>valid temporary license
they have to go back.

You don't need to speak Spanish to know the language of beat-the-fuck-out-of-a-child-abuser

Canada suicide gal user here.

I'm trying real hard but she is not responding at all.

I'm trying real hard but absolutely no response. Feels bad man, i feel rejected

WE INCOMPETENT GTA NAO

Don't keep trying, just leave it be man

Facebook dumps all messages that aren't from people on your friends list in to "Message Requests" and you don't get notifications about those.

How long before we have a leaf sending the 2 year old texts?

Abuser needs ambulance due to falling off of curb while running

*snake charming music plays in background*

have you tried turning it off and on again

i like the ascetics of that ruger.22

Same here in Ottawa. I go to sleep feeling bahd man.

you really think someone is going to not kill themselves because some random person on the internet tells them not to? Give me a break
t. former suicidal person

Hahaha

...

stranger things have happen user

Anything good happen yet tonight?

What happened, why did you give up user?

I kid. Glad you're with us. I dunno. I just want to be comfy now.

Same. I have a Buckmark personally but if I wanted to drop money on another .22 it would be that.

...

Could find that suicide girl so fuck it. I think I did find an incestuous relationship though.

hey i've seen it happen.
got lucky myself.

whats your /cpd/ comfy method?

do research on eye genetics

Couldn't*

>/Comfy/

Wait did someone here an hero?

F

just relaxing i my chair until i decide to turn it off to go to sleep

What are contacts?

PROmISING: nogs going from abandoned house to car repeatedly... Maybe to retrieve guns???

Whoa, da fuq? I was creeping her FB too; I need to go back for dis shit. You aren't kidding. Uhhhggng

My fleece throw blanket, irish creme, and some really good dark chocolate.

rumble down in humble

Grab some popcorn, get a blanket, relax every part of you slowly from toes up. Shit works. Adjust position so your toes are comfy, then feet, shins, knees, etc

there was a report of a 40 year old athletic build brunette who facebook sedokud

My parents loved me so I didn't want to hurt them and as I got older I made some great accomplishments that gave me something to live for

I really need a fake facebook, don't I. What am I missing out on?

I love these threads.

Some sort of stash, or it's the drop house for the Re-up

pic related, business booming on the west side

Crack open a bottle of Guinness and get in bed

nah, gal apparently threatened suicide , easy to find due to name, been trying to contact in case.


Personally i got very fuckign close about 5 years ago due to failling in college, low funds and social life crumbling. but a few friend i hadn't seen in a decade called me up and pulled me out.

Blue eyes are a recessive trait, it could "skip" a generation by remaining in the genotype but not showing up in phenotype until they have kids. Come on man, i learned this shit in 7th grade.

>I don't show a history of that address even existing
WE TIME KANGZ NAO

In some thread on Sup Forums people are screaming about 5555. Not here though, think about that.

we love you man

Me too

Watching hockey while listening to the stream at work.

In my bed with the fan on and just my nightstand lamp.
Sometimes I'll play some low volume aestheticwave in the background or maybe play some GTA III

Oh. Whatever then. I really don't care if it wasn't an user desu

C O M B A T I V E

whats your team, user ?

Last Robert thread had some pic grabs from this suicidal person's page. She's still on the lamb, if I haven't missed an update. In general, if you're asking 'what am I missing?'

Nothing. I regret joining FB when I first got the invite my freshman year. I was literally one of the first. Now I feel like I really fucked up and I'm committed to ride this burning rock all the way down. I unfriended everyone but my parents and wife. We use it to photo share and red pill my parents.

wow i feel disturbed by that withering stare

>another abused kid at the ER
This episode is kind of depressing.

>12 year old in ER

:(

>being this new

Wtf is with these child beatings

Ayanna getting fambly lovin from daddy.