Find out who I am

I figured that if you could find a flag in the middle of BFE, you can probably find out who I am. I will leave 5 hints in the form of pictures and will answer yes or no questions. First hint is pic-related

you're a libertarian?

i know someone whose father owns a factory a few towns over from where he lives that 24/7 inside has a thousand naked guys whacking off into a giant vat with a hose at the bottom of it that goes outside the factory, underground, back to his house and up to his bedroom where he just sits and chugs cum all day. My goodness...

...

What the fuck man.

Also, no, but I do have some Libertarian views.

are you a.... Sam Houston?

clearly a pony fucker.

you're a texan aren't ya

Close. The name is a hint.

Yes

No. I despise those degenerates. I have had to deal with the m in my profession though. Hint hint.

a texan highschool teacher?

no. and when I mean figure out who I am, I mean figure out who I am, not just my job.

Why should I care who you are?

I dunno. For the shits and giggles.

I understand the rules of the game.

are you a Texan Teacher of Higher Education?

No. I am a Texan, but not a teacher.

Alex Mother Fucking Jones!

Do you work with adults or children in your profession

Sadly no

>it's Narcissism: the thread

he said yes or no's only

While working with children is not a requirement of my job, I had to on several occasions.

Do you work at a store in Texas?

Yes

I know who you are and I saw what you did....

I am actually watching you right now.

Bingo. I think it's time for hint #2

What color is my hair that you see on my non-existent webcam?

I am not talking about a webcam.

Your hair is brown.

you work at a comic shop in Texas?

Pic related. I'm a blond pure Aryan.

Yes.

Do you live in a popular city?

Yes.

do you work at a place w/ a number in the name?

Is it known as a rich city?

No

Only if you're in the Oil industry.

Hi, Michael

Do you work on commission for selling items or purely hourly ?

Oh my God.

Jk. That ain't my name.

Some Hollyjew fag that thinks he's important for some reason?


Fuck off!

Hourly, except for one instance when I got commission.

Shit I meant....do you work and get commission for selling things. (yes or no)

I have little formal education, but some net worth and the skills acquired as a longtime merchant mariner. Have been considering where to bail to if the pendulum doesn't begin to swing back to the right some. Would I be welcome in Australia?

Do you live in midland?

Do you work at a cash register?

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>Shit I meant....do you work and get commission for selling things. (yes or no)

Hourly.

is midland a big city?
see:

Yes

Yeah but you're boring and who cares?

No

Are you famous or something? How would anyone know who anyone is on an anonymous internet image messaging board.

It's a puzzle in my opinion. Puzzles are fun.

That's the challenge. The anonymity.

Then do you live in Cotulla? If not I'm done guessing cities

No. Hint #3 is pic related.

Do you live in Houston?

you live in houston

Yes. In Greater Houston

If you would have answered to a rich city then I would have guessed Houston but the oil threw me off. All the richest kids I know came from H town

Does your store cary games as well as comics?

you don't work at the shop run by a buncha spics do ya?

Pasadena

THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

Yes

No. Owners white.

I said I'm Texan, not Canadian.

Does your store have a website with your photo?

Facebook page. I like your thinking.

Do you work at nan's?

No. I don't know what that is.

Better question, is it a mom and pop operation?

Well, the owner is a Mom. Yeah, I would call it that. It's only one store.

Houston or Dallas

Are you somewhat popular???

once upon?

Houston. I already answered that.

Are you someone we would even be familiar with without having to Google?

If I were I wouldn't be goading Sup Forums into a puzzle now would I?

I don't know what you mean by that.

Do you have one of these?
(Pic is of mine)

No. Just your average Sup Forumsack

Do you work at comic book orphanage?

It would have been obvious if you worked there.

I had a red one for a while, but it was one of those knock-offs.

Orphanage? no.

Do you need Hint #4

YOU ARE NO AVERAGE Sup ForumsACK

Is the first letter of your name: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z? I expect an answer for every letter.

Do you work at 8th dimension comics and games?

Yes please

Pic related.

Dimensions?

C.

No

How can you Not know what Nan's is if you work in a comic shop?

nah

Carl????

No.

I dont work at a comic shop! OP does.

Here you go.

DO you work at Asgard?