You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't let your gf peg you

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't let your gf peg you.

>gf

It's degenerate, you inbred fuck.

>it's my thing

>gf

and thats gay.

is that a woman?

topkek

I have a hairy asshole

would if I had one

>It's degenerate

/thread

because I'm not OP, and am therefore not a fag

...

I fart too much.

1) I'm not a faggot
2) My girlfriend is not a bulldyke

>gf

because i'm not gay or a swede

I was born without a butthole. I poop out the pores on the top of my feet.

It's not that I won't let her, it's that she doesn't want to. :-(

Its ugly.

kek. blessed kebap.

I don't have a gf. And if I did I would get a small one to manhandle, not one whose been doing dips and who can fuck me. I'm getting exciting just thinking about the man handling.

do it yourself ;^)

holy shit thats a girl?

Looks like a wrestler with a feminine face.

is that a woman?

m-muh white identity n masculinity!

Lost

I have hemorrhoids.

My wife doesn't care. I don't care.

>implying Sup Forums wouldnt let this qt peg you if she let you eat her ass out for 2 hours

>not shaving your asshole
its so practical user, imagine the silky smooth shits!

it homosex

Ur a done gey

not sure what that is, but it's not female

she would never look you the same again.

Yup

also
>peg you
>let you eat her ass out
>for 2 hours
gotcha pegged

1-why?
2-and?